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"Bilbo never bothers denying that he is a slight, little bit, probably infatuated with Thorin. It’s not something that bothers him. Really. He’s pretty sure that everyone very likely has a little flutter in their chest for the dwarf. He’s something grand and unattainable.
And it’s really much safer if it stays that way."
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- Part 1 of A Cultural Misunderstanding
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 45,453
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 18
- Comments:
- 726
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01 May 2026
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A Shot in the Dark by Silver_pup
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
24 Jan 2023
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When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.
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- Part 1 of Take a Shot
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 213,631
- Chapters:
- 51/51
- Collections:
- 83
- Comments:
- 6,676
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- 33,404
- Bookmarks:
- 9,935
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- 1,175,826
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06 Apr 2026
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An alternate version of John Silver's backstory because the lovely Just_Zander gave me some ideas to improve it! This fic is JUST his backstory, but I will also be updating the story where he meets his siblings and all that later.
To read the original, please find my fic entitled "That Ain't Easy Walking, Jack."
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- Part 1 of Plans Go Astray
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11 Jan 2026
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Icarus Rising by everyday_forever
Fandoms: Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi (TV), Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
31 Dec 2022
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Everyone assumed that Anakin Skywalker was dead.
But they were wrong.
Buried deep within the confines of his own dark and twisted soul whom he calls Vader, the light of Anakin Skywalker lives on.
This is the story of Anakin Skywalker coming back to the light, and of finding himself again. Of finding forgiveness, hope, and love.
This is the story of Icarus, rising.
** Initial canon-compliant exploration of the Kenobi show focusing on Obi-Wan and Anakin's feelings during the events; eventual canon-divergence for Part VI followed by an intense slow-burn romance between Obi-Wan and Anakin and a post-canon fix-it story of Vader/Anakin's redemption. **
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 149,560
- Chapters:
- 20/20
- Comments:
- 581
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- 1,474
- Bookmarks:
- 412
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- 53,106
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08 Jul 2025
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darkness beating like a drum by wanderlove
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
26 Sep 2020
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Darth Vader has slayed Mace Windu, pledged his loyalty to Darth Sidious, and prepares to march on the Jedi Temple--but the turns of fate are not set in stone and in one crucial moment, the man known as Anakin Skywalker pauses and thinks things through. He sets out on a different path to claim everything he's ever wanted: the power of the Dark Side, a Galactic Empire, and, most importantly, Obi-Wan Kenobi.
aka Palpatine miscalculates
aka the THRONE SEX fic
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,805
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 66
- Kudos:
- 2,863
- Bookmarks:
- 446
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- 32,028
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02 Jul 2025
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Hourglass by BeanieBaby
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
28 Dec 2022
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“Are you an angel?” Anakin’s small hands came up to cup his smooth cheeks, blue eyes wide with wonder.
“No, Ani,” Blinking past the moisture threatening to flood his eyes, Obi-Wan laughed and in a wild moment of poor decision-making, pressed a loving kiss to Anakin’s forehead.
But I swear I will watch over you like one if the Force gave me a second chance hummed unspoken between their new bond.
(Obi-Wan finds himself back on Tatooine after his encounter with Darth Vader in the Death Star. Qui-Gon lives and becomes Anakin's master. Some things change and others do not. Time-travel Fix-it.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 99,333
- Chapters:
- 22/22
- Collections:
- 12
- Comments:
- 1,604
- Kudos:
- 13,314
- Bookmarks:
- 3,433
- Hits:
- 380,103
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04 Jun 2025
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All He'll See is Me by skyl_tales
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi (TV)
21 Feb 2024
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When Vader dies, the Force gives him another chance. It doesn't go as Vader expected.
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- English
- Words:
- 34,569
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Collections:
- 11
- Comments:
- 1,424
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- 213,601
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26 May 2025
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As filming begins for the new commercial, Alastor and Vox's biggest problems continue to be each other.
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- Part 2 of Out of Sync
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06 Jun 2024
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"Throughout past and present, the bloody fingertips will always almost touch, like they're destined, like they're meant to be. Dancing to music that doesn't sound with steps that don't exist, they will twirl in the hall of nowhere. Let the curtain fall, my love, and let the rot take us both away."
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Part 1: Prolouge, set-up, can be read as stand-alone
Part 2: Main body, can be read as stand-alone
Part 3: Companion Piece + Epilouge + Set-up, requires Part 2
Part 4: Requires Part 3
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17 May 2024
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In the aftermath of Alastor and Vox's electrifying on-air showdown, Vox finds himself unusually rattled. His usual suave demeanor is slipping, much to his cohorts' amusement – and concern. Velvet can do little more than roll her eyes at his antics. Valentino, on the other hand, is convinced that all Vox needs to do is get fucked and relax.
or, alternatively...
The tech-savvy overlord manages to snag a virus from a porn site and finds himself in the arms of his worst enemy.
i do not consent to this story being reposted elsewhere. thank yu. <3
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 63,402
- Chapters:
- 19/26
- Comments:
- 530
- Kudos:
- 2,499
- Bookmarks:
- 249
- Hits:
- 53,008
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09 May 2024
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28 Apr 2024
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With Lucifer’s return to the Pride Ring, the other Deadly Sins were bound to take notice. When Asmodeus stops by the Pride Ring to visit the Morningstars, the Vees are able to make a deal to host a pop-up shop of the incredibly popular Lust Ring establishment, Ozzie’s, bringing it to the Pride Ring for the first time.
When Vox and Alastor both attend the restaurant’s opening night, long repressed sparks fly, forever changing their relationship.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 43,270
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Comments:
- 954
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- 1,897
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28 Apr 2024
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Everyone always assumes the same thing about Alastor and Vox's relationship: That it's one-sided, that it's based on fixation, and that the reason for their falling out was due to the obsession turning into something that couldn't be controlled.
All of those assumptions are correct. The only problem is, everyone gets the 'who is obsessing over whom' part of the equation wrong.
When Vox and Valentino end up stuck at the hotel, suddenly the entire relationship between the radio and television is put on display, casting it and Alastor in an entirely different light.
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28 Apr 2024
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He moved the cursor to click off, when he suddenly heard a very recognizable static laced tone.
Alastor.
Alastor.
What the fuck. Alastor is singing.
Vox unintentionally ran claw marks across his desk, an increasingly common habit for him as of late. He grimaced at his now ruined table and unsuccessfully tried to reel in an inexplicable feeling that could only be described as jealousy.
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Basically just porn without plot except for the first chapter about Vox being jealous of Lucifer and Alastor sharing a duet, enjoy!
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27 Apr 2024
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“So you’re saying that if we were to, let’s say, make the doll experience joy or pain, Alastor would feel the same?” Vox inquired, his mind already racing with possibilities. Valentino nodded eagerly, his grin growing wider and spreading across his face as he envisioned the chaos they could unleash.
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Vox and Valentino find an Alastor doll on the dark web. The two notorious overlords decide to explore what they can do with the strange doll connected to Alastor.
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- Part 1 of Alastor gets demolished
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27 Apr 2024
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Alastor is going about his normal duties in the hotel, he's even about to start a radio podcast, until someone phones him in, a familiar voice requesting a duel of sorts. At first Alastor refuses to stoop so low to Vox's pettiness, but then the man starts to mock him, claiming he's afraid to confront him. And Alastor hates being mocked, so he does what any prideful overlord does, as he ends his podcast, and starts to head to the Vee's tower.
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23 Apr 2024
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Alastor and Vox had been lovers once, for a brief period in 1989 - and it had been glorious. Nothing ever lasts forever, though; sadly things ended in tears, leaving them both as bitter rivals.
However, change is on the horizon. One late night phone conversation has altered the course: Alastor, reassessing his life after narrowly avoiding death at the hands of Heaven, is finally ready to try and repair the damage done between them. Together, the two old friends - (old lovers) - navigate a new dynamic. Can they secretly rekindle the love they once had, while also keeping up appearances as nemeses, preventing the rest of Hell from finding out?
(This fic is technically a part two, however this story can stand alone by itself. Part one takes place in the past - reading it is not required to enjoy this story, but it is recommended for the best experience.)
Discontinued but with a fully summarised ending.
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- Part 3 of Not A Temporary Love
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 151,677
- Chapters:
- 21/21
- Comments:
- 1,385
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- 1,916
- Bookmarks:
- 231
- Hits:
- 61,600
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21 Apr 2024
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A Radiostatic love story in three parts:
Part One: Memory Reboot - a one-shot set in the 70s; the moment Vox almost got what he wanted.
Part Two: Bluest Monday - a hazy, indulgent look back on the time that Alastor and Vox were briefly a couple in the year 1989, and how it ultimately ended in tears - with a few glimpses of the present, too.
Part Three: Say Hello, Wave Goodbye - a story set in the present day (post Season One) continuing the same timeline established in Bluest Monday. There may be hope for Vox and Alastor, yet... (This fic is technically discontinued, but has a fully summarised ending with closure.)
- Words:
- 240,245
- Works:
- 3
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- 136
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20 Apr 2024
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The year is 1989. Vox and his closest friend Alastor have maintained a strong allegiance for decades. Thus far, Vox has been the Radio Demon’s biggest admirer and protégé, always more than a few steps behind; always wanting more than friendship. The 80s bring with them a new era for televisual media - TV is finally becoming king, threatening to cause a rift between the two friends. Vox, desperate to keep Alastor in his life, doubles his romantic efforts. Alastor, desperate to maintain control and power, decides to indulge them.
A story in which Vox finally gets the man of his dreams: a flighty wicked demon who loves to push his buttons. A story about true friendship, true love, even - but also about how it eventually has to end in tears. A story about how there may be potential to salvage it, after all. Only time can tell.
28/Dec/25 - Fic is currently being edited chapter-by-chapter for some refinements & minor structure improvements. Progress: 3/16 chapters done
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- Part 2 of Not A Temporary Love
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 85,372
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Comments:
- 1,100
- Kudos:
- 1,780
- Bookmarks:
- 289
- Hits:
- 48,666
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18 Apr 2024
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a fic i like to call my seven course meal, here's the menu
MENU
Hors D'oeuvre : Alastor eats parts of Vox who gets off to it.
Soup : Lots Of Emotions
Apps : Al gets a Blow Job
Salad : Al uses the power of hentai to fuck Vox (who gets off ot it)
Main : Al uses Vox like a fleshlight
Dessert : Al uses Vox as a Cum Dump
Mignardise : Vox gets off againBookmarked by Attemptastic
15 Apr 2024