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  1. Rec 76

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    You're just a maid to House Beneviento, nothing more and nothing less. The relationship between Lady Beneviento and Lady Dimitrescu's daughters is none of your business, you tell yourself, even if they seem intent on involving you in it.

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    11 Jul 2026

  2. Rec 59

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    Gavin remembers getting ready for work in the summer of 2036 and then finds himself waking up in the hospital in the winter of 2044. He's missing nine years of memories.

    Memories of his career, of social norms being shaken, and of his apparent marriage are all gone. Now he has to relearn the life he's led the last decade.

    Connor remembers the day of Gavin's car accident with too much clarity. Weeks afterwards, when the love of his life wakes up from his coma, he looks at Connor like a stranger.

    Gavin can't remember the life they've had together, shared together. He can't remember that Connor is an android.

    And old prejudices are hard to forget.

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    21 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 65

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    “What happened?” Bela asks quietly, crouching down and taking your hands into her own. Hers are larger, practically swallowing yours whole. It makes you feel like you’re suddenly fifteen again, like you’re a child just looking for your big sister to make things better.

    You swallow thickly and look up. Twin pools of gold stare at you so, so softly. “I had to grow up,” you finally answer, throat bobbing nervously.

    Without you. Despite not saying the words, you know Bela picks up on them, her frown deepening.

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    You lose your family when you are fifteen years old by the hands of Ethan Winters. Seven years later, you’re getting them back and nothing will get in your way.

    Nothing.

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    24 Dec 2025

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    A fanfiction about Lady Alcina Dimitrescu and one of her servants, an enby named Sasha.
    On a fateful encounter in the library at night, things are set in motion that will change their life forever - from a simple staff member, they are to rise into the position of her new handservant and dutifully do their tasks despite every hardship tossed at them.
    ... hardships that eventually involve feelings.
    (Fluff, Angst and eventual Smut.)
    (Occassionally with Fanart at the end of a chapter.)

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    17 Nov 2025

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    It happened when you were sixteen.

    You hadn’t seen it coming. Why would you? Soulmates weren’t a thing by the time you were born. It was an old concept, a montage of grainy, black and white photos you might see in a museum, or the history channel if there was nothing else to watch.

    And yet, it happened to you.

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    13 Sep 2025