AgentBuzzkill
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I Can See You by AgentBuzzkill
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
31 Jan 2026
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Shane huffs but he smiles. Ilya is grateful that Shane allows him to change the subject. “I can’t believe these get you going as much as they do.”
“Why not?” Ilya’s disbelief is genuine.
Shane shrugs. “I dunno. Always thought they kinda made me look…nerdy, I guess.”
Ilya scoffs. “You do not need glasses to look like a nerd.”
“Hey-!”
Shane tries to interrupt but Ilya is grinning now, pleased to have a nerve he can poke at. “But you are a pretty nerd. The prettiest nerd, actually.”
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holding on too tight 'cause I never lose by AgentBuzzkill
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
27 Jan 2026
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He listens for the tell-tale signs of life around him, for Anya’s blunt claws scritch-scratching on the hardwood floors or the gentle weight of his husband’s steps elsewhere in the house.
Only silence greets him.
Shane goes looking for his family, and the world goes hazy as he leaves the kitchen.
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if my heart stops beating, we'll bleed the same way by AgentBuzzkill
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
22 Jan 2024
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Lorroakan is a bastard. That’s what it all comes down to, at the end of the day.
It all happens so fast, Gale doesn’t fully realize what’s going on. His mind is pulling him from his body, observing from far away as he looks up too and his eyes meet Astarion’s.
The man he loves turned to a stranger in an instant. A sickly glow of magic barely perceptible in his eyes but for the crackling light at the edge of blood-red irises.
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as natural as another leg around you in the bed frame by AgentBuzzkill
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
04 Nov 2023
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The others fret about shopping and circuses and a murder investigation, all things that he's vaguely interested in but can't focus on right now. Right now, Astarion is leaning forward and whispering into Gale's ear, voice low and tinged with a hint of urgency that he can't manage to hide.
"I have a room for us tonight."
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- Part 2 of hate to be lame but I might love you
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I'm Wide Awake, I Crave Your Taste by AgentBuzzkill
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
23 Sep 2023
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Astarion doesn't know what is keeping him up. Maybe it's the hard ground under his bedroll. Maybe it's the rustling of an animal in the woods, too far away to be a meal or a threat but too close to go completely ignored.
Or maybe he just gets lucky.
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- Part 1 of hate to be lame but I might love you
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the love, the dark, the light, the flame by AgentBuzzkill
Fandom Critical Role (Web Series)
04 Apr 2019
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hate to be lame but I might love you by AgentBuzzkill
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
04 Nov 2023
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Series title from "hate to be lame" by Lizzy McAlpine
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It’s the Hat by Sirens_scales
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
19 Jul 2026
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Ilya looks around for some trace of a cottage, but there’s nothing to see except for a bunch of trees and a road that tapers off to a dead end.
“I can’t do this,” Shane says.
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Shane must have been God’s strongest soldier to see Ilya walk out of the airport in a backwards cap, sleeveless muscle tee, and aviators and still manage to wait two hours to jump his bones. What if he’d been a little weaker?
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22 Jul 2026
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The chain is new, but this is undoubtedly his necklace. His mothers necklace.
Skipping his fingers greedily along the chain, Ilya hurries to put it on, fumbling with the strange clasp until he hears a satisfying click of it locking in place. The weight is more than he’s used to, sits heavy on his skin where the previous one had danced and moved with him.
It could feel cloying, choking; instead, it offers reassurance.
I’m here. Not lost. Still here.
His chest heaves with another sob, and Ilya darts into the bathroom; he needs a mirror, he needs to see-
The thicker chain, new and sparkling, glimmers even in the shitty hotel bathroom lighting.
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Ilya loses his necklace, and it almost costs him Shane too.
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Bookmarked by AgentBuzzkill
21 Jul 2026
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Shane’s brain cycled rapidly through a half-dozen celebrities, porn actors, Grindr profiles, every attractive bartender who’d ever served him a beer, trying to find a comparison for this level of outrageously concentrated beauty in one person, but he was drawing a blank.
The man—Ilya Rozanov, Facilities Attendant, his badge read—gestured around the supply closet. “I help you find something?”
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Canon-divergent AU set during the 2017-18 MLH season. Shane Hollander doesn’t have a single Cup to his name when he meets a very hot and very annoying janitor who works at the Metros stadium.- Language:
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20 Jul 2026
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I'll believe in anything by darlingyourehome
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Mar 2026
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Ilya really wants to have a threesome, so for their anniversary, Shane arranges one. But Ilya ends up not liking it as much as he thought he would.
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05 Jul 2026
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Stop me if you've heard this one before by sistercacao
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
09 Jun 2026
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Shane Hollander doesn't understand why everyone thinks he and Ilya Rozanov hate each other. He's pretty sure that in all the years they've been playing in the league together, they've never even talked before.
Well, he's kind of sure. He thinks he would remember. He would remember something about Rozanov, if it was really important.
Right?
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Bookmarked by AgentBuzzkill
05 Jul 2026