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Choke Down My Poison (I'm Breathing You In) by MawoftheMagnetar
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
01 Sep 2023
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That's not water dripping from the stalactites.
That's not moss under your feet.
That's not condensation on your faceplate.
That's not something you should be thinking about.
Your friends are waiting at the bottom, silly!
OR: Zed and Cleo need to find Tango. Before it's too late.
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21 Jun 2026
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When Pearl was sixteen, she had a family for the first and only time in her life, and she sat on a desert porch with her feet in the dust and listened to the hum and chatter of two people she loved and felt the buzz of an oncoming thunderstorm in her skin, electric pop and sizzle like firecrackers in her fingertips. These days, she just feels the rain creak in her joints.
But she’s never been able to say no to Etho.
-- Tango's missing. With nothing but a partially-redacted journal of notes to go off of, Etho and Pearl set aside thirteen years of distance to find him.
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- English
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- 7,023
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- 1/1
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20 Jun 2026
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""You'll come with me, won't you?"
Tango froze, staring at Gem's blank smile. "What- what for? It's about to storm! What do you need me for?"
"That's when the fish come to the surface, Tango," she said. "Besides, I haven't seen you in so long."
"I mean- it's only been a few days-"
Gem hummed a long, haunting note. The sound burrowed itself into his skin, vibrating around his bones and leaving a feeling of warmth around his neck. The first raindrops falling from the sky sizzled against his head, but Tango felt none of them. "You need to come, Tango. I have someone who wants to meet you." "
Or: Tango finds himself in the middle of the ocean in a storm with no escape, while all manners of horrors rise from the darkened depths to greet him.
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- English
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- 2,695
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- 1/1
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- 8
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20 Jun 2026
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THE KING'S CANARY TAKES FLIGHT! by amaranthinecanicular
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
04 Jan 2024
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The king's canary has abandoned his duty. Jimmy would argue he just quit a bad job. Either way there's a bounty on his head and a curse around his neck, and with Grian and Joel's voices ringing in his ears, Jimmy's dreams of freedom seem further out of reach by the day.
That is until he saves a blaze hybrid who, for some reason, is hellbent on returning the favor. Alone, Jimmy is pathetic. Honestly, even with Tango, Jimmy still thinks they're kind of pathetic. But with a little bit of luck they just might make it.
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- English
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- 14,318
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 337
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19 Jun 2026
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Tango's friends enlist his help in their new ghost busting business, and things go wonky as they tend to do when team ZIT is involved.
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16 Jun 2026
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“How long have you been here,” Tango asked softly.
Etho made no reply.
“I...I wanted to let you know, it wasn’t me.”
“I know.” Etho’s communicator still lay where it had fallen beside him. He would have seen the death message in chat, Tango knew.
The kill message.
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- English
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16 Jun 2026
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PET Mail, made up of Pearl, Etho, and Tango, are asymptomatic carriers of the zombie virus that has wrecked their world ever since the bombs fell. While this bars them from interacting with the uninfected outside of special circumstances, it allows them to use their powers to deliver mail across distances and locations that would be too dangerous for the uninfected to travel. Traveling, meanwhile, allows them to never stay in one place long enough for the feelings to catch up.
Unless, of course, the mail is personal.
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- English
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- 40,112
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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13 Jun 2026
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helsknight's five-step guide on clawing your way out of nonexistence by iamsolarflare
Fandoms: Hermitcraft
01 Apr 2022
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Step one: Picture a hand. Picture your hand, whatever you think it looks like.
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Or: Helsknight decides that perhaps his abrupt end in Season 7 was not, in fact, the end.- Language:
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- 250
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09 Jun 2026
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Miss Piggy and Walter have an arrangement. Their friendship doesn't have to make sense to everyone else.
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08 Jun 2026
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Tango is an astronaut who has crash-landed on a distant moon far from home. His ship is destroyed, his crew is gone, and he has no way out of here alive. All he has is gritty determination, a healthy amount of sarcasm, and a radio that can only reach one person who isn’t any more prepared to deal with this crisis than he is.
Impulse is an engineer who’s been getting into radio tech lately on the urging of his best friend and personal annoyance, Skizz. He can’t seem to get his radio to work, however—at least, not until it starts picking up a distress signal from the other side of the galaxy. Honestly, he probably shouldn’t be getting involved in this, considering he has no idea what he’s doing, but it sounds like this guy really needs help. And who is Impulse to turn down someone in need of help?
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- Part 1 of Lifeline AU
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06 Jun 2026
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A House That's Full of Smoke by SlashMagpie
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
05 Jul 2023
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In which Tango freezes in the face of his enemies, tries to flee his own body, and attempts to fight the moon.
(A roleswap AU of doctortrekkie's Our Solemn Hour.)
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- Part 7 of The Lights Have Long Burned Out
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- English
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- 3,136
- Chapters:
- 2/?
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- 1
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- 26
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- 84
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- 4
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- 647
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15 May 2026
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Possession is Nine-Tenths by sparrowpassing
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
18 Jul 2023
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Tango is a demon just trying to get by. Etho is a hunter trying to save his best friend.
Kidnapping, gardening, and a friendship that could have been.
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- English
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- 25,003
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- 1/1
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- 5,191
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02 May 2026
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A science fantasy AU about a species of body-snatching aliens attempting to take over the Earth and the ragtag bunch of misfits trying to stop them. Based on the Lifeline series of mobile games.
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01 May 2026
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Kermit isn't the greatest at being alone. Gonzo isn't either. Miraculously, they both end up breaking into the same old theatre.
Or the fic where Kermit and Gonzo realize how much they actually need each other.
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08 Apr 2026
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What Lets the Light Pass Through by rosemaryandtime
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Jackson Movies)
25 May 2025
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“You are being very kind to me,” he said, subdued.
“Far kinder than you deserve, I daresay,” said Gandalf. “There's nothing like a Took for making trouble, but you have outdone all your family tree, my lad.”
Pippin did not answer. At another time he would have risen to the barb, offered up the wide-eyed wounded innocence that had gotten him out of many a scrape, perhaps even found a way to slyly imply Gandalf’s culpability instead of his own – but he was sick and frightened, and something still hurt somewhere deep, something he did not want to think about.
Pippin reckons with what Sauron left of him.
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- English
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- 21,760
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 223
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31 Mar 2026
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Episode ███ — "The Jirmit Incident" by juniebugs
Fandoms: The Muppet Show, The Muppets - All Media Types
04 Mar 2026
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The backstage of the Muppet Theatre. The usual pre-show chaos — costumes half-worn, props in the wrong hands, a chicken where no chicken should be. KERMIT stands at his desk, clipboard in hand, radiating the quiet, fragile authority of a man who has confused managing a theatre with managing his own sanity.
GONZO enters stage left with the confidence of someone who has never once considered the consequences of his own mouth.
GONZO: Hey, Jirmit, can we run the—
Kermit's whole body goes rigid. Not startled-rigid. Not angry-rigid. The specific, full-body rigidity of a being who has just heard a sound that shouldn't exist and is now recalculating the entire foundation of his reality.
KERMIT: (very still) ...What?
GONZO: You know. Jim. Kermit. Jirmit!
Kermit makes a noise. It is not a word. It is not quite a sound. It is what happens when a voice tries to object to its own existence — a distressed, reedy, deeply undignified kazoo of the soul.
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07 Mar 2026
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Thank you for making me a part of this... by 2000wasps
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, Muppets From Space (1999)
08 Feb 2026
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Gonzo is stuck coming up with a new act. Maybe a conversation with Rizzo over some coffee can clear his head.
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03 Mar 2026
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28 Feb 2026
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There Was Only One Box by TogetherAgain for nieded
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), The Muppets - All Media Types
21 Dec 2025
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An angel and a demon walk into The Muppet Theater.
Comedy ensues.
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“Well, we’re the ones with the tickets,” Crowley said, holding up his own ticket as proof.
The two old men looked at each other. “...When was the last time we got actual tickets?” said the one on the right. The one on the left shrugged.
Crowley grit his teeth.
Aziraphale did not particularly care for the direction this was heading, so he intervened. “Oh, not a problem at all, gentlemen. Not to worry,” he said to the apparent regulars with a very polite smile. “You can sit in your usual seats, and we can just use these seats!” He gestured to two identical theatre seats that he had just miracled into existence, along with the necessary additional space in the box.
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- English
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- 19,088
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 37
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- 44
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30 Jan 2026
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Eastofthemoon's Muppet Fics by Eastofthemoon
Fandom Muppets Tonight, The Muppet Show, The Muppets (2011), The Muppets (TV 2015), The Muppets - All Media Types
24 Dec 2025
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For the last few years, I've been writing a muppet fic for a holiday tradition. So here they are all in one place!
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- 6,484
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- 5
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29 Jan 2026