AbsoluteMadman
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You have Tali. You have snek. Now you have snek Tali because my friends and I over at a discord server can't stop coming up with headcanons for her. This might or might not be a series of one-shots. Honestly, this is my second time writing any fanfiction fully so we'll see how it goes. This fanfic starts Post-ME1 and Pre-ME2. They're fully romanced, so I'll probably have to upload a prequel fic for this someday.
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I'm sick of having to look around for sources of fanon language terms when I'm not at my computer, so I'm uploading this as the beginnings of a one-stop shop for all your khelish needs.
IF YOU HAVE ANY FEEDBACK, NOTICE ERRORS, FIND THINGS TO ADD, OR ANYTHING AT ALL JUST **LEAVE A COMMENT!**
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As the title says, it's Tali's first Christmas. She wakes up suddenly transported in a Christmas wonderland of a Normandy during the events of Mass Effect 1. This is technically the first fanfiction I ever made, as I submitted it to a discord server for an advent calendar event. Posting here on my account as redundant test scrap as I learn the layout of AO3 as I'm having a few finicky issues with posting. Nobody will notice if I experiment with line breaks here, right?
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If you're a heretic, then so am I by sirius_ate_my_homework
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
22 Jul 2026
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Ilyukhina flops back down onto the bed. “You’re no fun. Hey, Rocky, what it is like sharing a head with Grace?”
Leaky. Memories always falling out. Have to remind it eat, much disgust.
I put up a finger. “First of all, Rocky doesn’t share a head with me. He has his own head. It’s just that he’s always butting into mine.”
Only because I love you.
“Love you too, buddy.”
“Aww, you guys are so cute.” Ilyukhina rolls onto her stomach. “Hey Rocky, did you know that Grace once accidentally called Stratt ‘mom’?”
(Grace introduces Rocky to Ilyukhina. Too late, he realizes this was a mistake.)
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27 Jul 2026
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Embezzler Bob's Prison Transfer by Tired_Wandering_Soul
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
16 Jun 2026
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Bob is very excited to get out of prison and back to doing science. Too bad his new boss doesn't seem to like him very much (an understatement). Oh, and that everyone on board the boat he now lives on is also ride-or-die (another understatement) for this new boss that very much does not like him.
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27 Jul 2026
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"Laying the Groundwork to Prepare to Woo your Local Astrophage Specialist: A Field Study" Shapiro, A & DuBois, M by Tired_Wandering_Soul
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
06 Jun 2026
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Marissa decides she needs to plan ahead to keep Ryland safe. Annie and Martin attempt to lay the foundation for their Ideal Throuple.
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27 Jul 2026
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The Kids are Alright by Tired_Wandering_Soul
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace's students miss him. He misses them just as much.
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27 Jul 2026
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Only One Person's Having Fun, and it's the Guy Who Got Shot by Tired_Wandering_Soul
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
02 Jun 2026
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Dr. Ryland Grace adjusts to life on the Vat while still recovering from his injuries. Marissa doesn't trust Stratt as far as she could throw her. Lokken doesn't like her temporary new reassignment nor her burgeoning feelings. Eva Stratt wrestles with the implications of the decisions she may one day have to make. Basically nobody is happy, except for Doctor Grace, who has a cool lab and gets to go against medical advice and do science all day.
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27 Jul 2026