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Richie Tells the Truth, the Whole Truth, and Nothing but the Truth, So Help Him God by DumpsterBeagle
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
29 Nov 2022
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Richie wakes up, and he can't lie. What kind of wacky hijinks will he get into? (He feels like he might die.)
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The carpet has a very slight discoloration here where the rich, dark green is beginning to fade to something a shade paler: overuse from the room’s only resident and his band of loser friends. Richie and Bill are the only ones with game systems at home which make them the automatic hosts any time the seven of them all want to hang out.
Today it’s just Eddie and Richie. Most days it’s just Eddie and Richie. Eddie’s okay with that; he thinks Richie is too.
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A twist on the tale.
When the school's shoe-in for Prom Queen plans for Eddie to be her Laney Boggs, he bolts for the nearest escape route, also known as his best and most loyal friend, Richie Tozier. Richie doesn't blame him; everyone within a foot can see he'd swing another bat at Demon Clown 2.0 to kiss Eddie K.
Maybe that's why he suggests the whole fake-boyfriend thing.
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call me on the phone at 3, i'll talk to you while half asleep by Eccentric_Grace
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
14 Mar 2022
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The familiar crackling of the phone wakes him up just enough to speak clearer. “Who the fuck is selling Girl Scout cookies at fucking ass-crack at night?”
“Richie, it’s me,” Eddie cuts in. He’s whispering into the receiver, and it sounds all crunchy in Richie’s ears, but it’s the prettiest thing no matter what. “Asshole. I’m not selling Girl Scout cookies.”
Richie smiles all dopey like he always does and plops himself in the chair next to the phone, curling the wire around his finger. “What’re you doing up, Eds?”
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fear or love, don't say the answer by oceanfire
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
07 Mar 2022
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Instructions: You will be given an indefinite amount of time to complete this test. Please select one answer for each question. Do try to answer honestly.
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Parent-Teacher Conference by trickdaggers
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
08 Sep 2020
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Eddie loves his job, he really does. Even with all the shit a group of twenty-six ten year-olds can throw at him, he still loves what he does. Really, the parents are far worse than the kids, too many of them fitting the stereotypical mold of what an obnoxious LA parent is. He rarely interacts with them face-to-face, most discussion passing through the middlemen of their nannies and drivers, or via incessant emails about their uniquely-named child’s dietary restrictions. His actual students aren’t even the cause for at least half of the issues that plague him as a teacher at a private Los Angeles elementary school. Most of them are well-mannered, capable, socially aware kids, if not a little spoiled thanks to their environment.
But then there’s Little Miss Peggy Tozier.
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Do automata dream of electric spaghetti? by Mere_Mortifer
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
02 Aug 2020
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“Oh fuck,” Richie moans. “Please don’t let it be a dead body, I will so vomit.”
But now that he can see it better, the stripe of skin that's peeking out of a sock is too smooth to be human, it reminds more of a—
"Doll."
The word leaves his lips with a not small dose of relief. He hooks a finger under the sheet that covers it and, keeping as far away from it as possible, he lifts it up and away.
There's a boy underneath. Well, it's a doll, Richie wasn't wrong about that, but it looks like a boy, roughly Richie's age. The Uncanny Valley effect is difficult to ignore: the face of the doll is alarmingly realistic, and so are the brown locks of its hair and the proportions of the body. He keeps waiting for it to blink its eyes open.Richie waits. It doesn't blink.
Until one day, it does.
(Or: Richie is lonely, Eddie is an automaton rotting away in Neibolt House, and the Turtle decides to play matchmaker in a very unorthodox way.)
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Richie catches up to the biker fairly quickly. He reaches out a hand and latches it onto the back of the bike, hitching a ride.
“Don’t mind me,” Richie says, and the bike swerves.
“What the fuck!”
OR: Richie skates, and one day he decides to hitch a ride on the back of a random kid's bicycle.
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quiet when i'm coming home by eddiespaghetti (foxwatson)
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
03 Jun 2020
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The thing about seeing all his friends for the first time in 20 years and then running for his life and nearly dying and getting all his repressed memories back is that Eddie feels like he could really use a fucking hug.
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“I have pretty good taste in fake boyfriends,” Richie says. “Ex or not.” Eddie’s mouth twitches until it curves up into a smile. Richie is elated.
“Do you?”
“My last fake boyfriend was just the cutest thing! About yay high,” he holds up a hand, “brown eyes, dark hair, could murder someone with one look.”
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Eddie likes to fix people. Richie, surprisingly, doesn't need to be fixed.
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Sonia Kaspbrak already doesn't like the fact that her son likes men. She'd flat out die if she laid eyes on the kind of guy Eddie tends to date: grungy, unkempt, tattooed. The kind of guys who know how to ride a skateboard and roll a joint. You know. Bad boys.
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Richie brings a new tape to his and Eddie's standing Friday night movie night, a period drama called Maurice, but neither of them really have any idea what to expect. They're certainly not expecting what they get.