Good Omens Human AUs
A collection of Good Omens Human AU fanfics, podfics, and art.
Works where any of the ineffable ethereal/occult beings are human, including stories with supernatural elements, can be included.
Ineffable Humans works and works-in-progress of any rating welcome!
**Plagiarism will not be tolerated and will result in removal of all the author's works from the collection.**
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Some Things Never Change by SpectrallyDistracted for Mizmak
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types
09 Jun 2026
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Crowley remembers back in uni, his head in Aziraphale’s lap, Aziraphale’s fingers carding through his hair, lulling him to sleep. He would wake up feeling so loose-limbed and relaxed he wouldn’t want to move. Even the thought of a party and a girl (and the sex that surely awaited him) wasn’t enough to get him to leave. So Crowley would cancel his plans, and they would order takeaway, share a bottle of wine, and… Okay, yes, cuddle on the sofa watching telly.
But that didn’t mean anything.
Did it?
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The Scribe's Tale by Foxlady3
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Jun 2026
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As a novice of the White Monks, Aziraphale strives to be humble and obedient. All that is challenged when he meets Sir Anthony Crowley.
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A Place Where Palms Grow (Like Trees) by Raxacoricofallapatoriusrulez
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
05 Jun 2026
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After a decade away from the sport that nearly broke him, Aziraphale returns to his childhood home on the banks of the River Thames—bound by his mother’s will to stay for one year before he can sell and leave for good.
He intends to endure it quietly. Instead, spring brings rowing boats back into his life—and with them, a reluctant coaching role, a group of determined kids, and a rival trainer with sharp eyes, red hair, and a past Aziraphale can’t quite forget.
Crowley has his own history with the sport—one marked by injury, rejection, and survival on the fringes. He doesn’t expect to find anything in Kingston except work. He certainly doesn’t expect Aziraphale.
As old wounds resurface and something new begins to take shape between them, both men are forced to confront what they lost—and what they might still choose to keep.
Because leaving is easy. Staying is something else entirely.
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Eden 2.0, or the Trials and Tribulations of A. J. Crowley, Game Programmer and Absolute Disaster by smolalienbee
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
29 May 2026
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Be a gamedev, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.
The lines of code glaring him in the face certainly don’t feel very fun. He’s barely gotten any sleep; he hasn’t had coffee; and it’s twenty five degrees of stupid Celsius outside. As much as Crowley likes the scorching heat, he doesn’t appreciate it nearly as much while wearing a thick jumper.
He can’t take it off, though. Not today. Not after the night he’s had.
He needs to find Aziraphale. Eden’s been burning a hole in his bag and his brain and it’s about time he confronted its author.
Crowley – just Crowley – is a programmer at a video games studio, coasting from project to project with a bare minimum of emotional investment. He gets a good paycheck, his coworkers leave him alone, and, well, the misgendering really doesn’t bother him that much. So what if he’s tired and constantly on the verge of changing his job on a whim– he’s fine. Really.
But then along comes Aziraphale, fantasy author, consulting writer and, worst of all, a kind-hearted bastard who still sees the good in people.
So maybe there is a point to it all. And maybe it’s enough to change one person’s life.
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After the Ending (I Will Still Have You) by SpectrallyDistracted
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens (TV)
16 May 2026
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They sit most nights under their apple tree, holding hands, drinking cocoa, watching the heavens.
It's a beautiful life and they live it.
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Mission: Ineffable by Andromeda4004 for AFrenchFanWriter
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
05 Aug 2023
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The Ineffable Mission Force is a top secret international network which will stop at nothing to make sure everything goes according to the Plan. Aziraphale Fell is a highly trained and trusted agent, deployed on a routine mission in Prague, until a betrayal results in him being branded a traitor and disavowed. Now, he must prove his innocence and track down the real double-agent with the help of an intriguing arms dealer, and a team assembled from other rejected agents. But who the hell can he trust when he’s playing both sides?
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- Part 1 of Mission: Ineffable
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Mission: Ineffable 2 - Pestilence by Andromeda4004
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 May 2025
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Over a year after he has been reinstated to the IMF, Agent Fell's peaceful vacation is interrupted by a new mission - a fellow agent has gone rogue, stealing deadly pathogens from a secret laboratory, and Aziraphale is tasked with taking him down and stopping the next global pandemic before it can begin. But he won't be able to do it alone... and the clock is ticking.
This is a sequel fic to my previous foray into rewriting action movies, Mission: Ineffable, and continues with some of the same characters, but if you have any familiarity with the action genre I think it will be possible to read this stand-alone.
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- Part 2 of Mission: Ineffable
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Dickens Fair by AJ_Constantine
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Jan 2025
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Anthony is reluctantly dragged to Dickens Fair—a festive world of Victorian reenactment and holiday cheer—by his exuberant friend, Ana. A confirmed Christmas cynic with no love for anything merry and bright, he never expects to meet someone who could change his mind. But when he meets Ezra, a captivating bartender with a knack for serving up warm drinks and smiles, Anthony finds himself irresistibly drawn back to the enchanting hustle and bustle of Fair.
Ezra has all but given up on love, disillusioned by past disappointments. Yet something about Anthony's charm (and wickedly handsome good looks) makes him reconsider.
As their paths intertwine amidst carolers, can-can dancers, and Dickensian theater, both men are challenged to find the courage to risk their hearts and embrace the magic of the season together.
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For His Eyes Only by AFrenchFanWriter
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Nov 2023
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Anthony J. Crowley has been an MI6 spy for 10 years, completing successful mission after successful mission under the guidance of his quartermaster, Aziraphale Fell. But this life is starting to take its toll on him as he is getting older; and when, one day, his past comes back to haunt him, Crowley realizes that it might be time for him to hang up his gun and face all the things he has left unaddressed…
(Yep, it is basically a James Bond/Q AU!)
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Old Vines by sevdrag (seventhe)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Mar 2021
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A.Z. Fell, one of the most respected names in wine and food blogging, has been sent on assignment with his assistant Warlock Dowling to spend six months in California Wine Country. Under direction (by his boss, Gabriel) to use this experience to double his blog followers and write a novel, Aziraphale is both excited and anxious about the opportunity.
Anthony J. Crowley is the owner and viticulturalist of Ecdyses, a winery that unexpectedly fell into his lap eleven years ago when he hit rock bottom. He may be in debt, yeah, but he’s paying off his loans — and despite pressure from his lenders and their team of inspectors, Crowley has found a kind of contentment tending his little corner of terroir and producing extraordinary wine. Crowley’s old vines are the heart of his vineyard, and he’s never let anyone in.
Crowley finds Aziraphale intriguing; Aziraphale finds Crowley enthralling. Turns out a famous wine expert and an experienced viticulturalist can still learn things from each other. The summer of 2019 unfolds.
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- Part 1 of Ecdyses (The Old Vines universe)
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One of the best fics I’ve read. So bloody good