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Turn One Towers - Floor 1 Chat - 4:05 PM
Lewis added Ollie, Gabi, Kimi, Isack, Arvid, Liam, Franco, and Jack to the chat
Lewis
Hi guys, welcome to Turn One Towers! I'm Lewis, and I’ll be your RA this year. I’m a fashion design major and I’m from London! Please use this chat for any general questions or to get support from the staff and your fellow residents.
Nico
I’m Nico and I will also be your RA thank you so much for introducing me Lewis
I really appreciate it
Lewis
Don’t mention it
Liam
Haven’t even unpacked yet and the RA’s already hate each other
Great start guys
Lewis
Hate is a strong word
Nico
No it’s not.
Jack
Can I change buildings
Franco
jack do NOT leave me alone here.
Lewis
We will be having weekly meetings where we will play games, get to know each other, and I’ll be available to help with any questions! Welcome to the university!
Ollie
Wow okay hi everyone!!
Im excited to be here
Kimi
same
little scared tho tbh
Lewis
You’ll adjust fast, don’t worry!
I have an emotional support dog, you can always come and pet Roscoe if you’re feeling anxious :)
Kimi
anxiety cured omg thank u
Gabi
I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED
DOG????
Lewis
Gabi
DOG DOG DOG
Arvid
DOG DOG DOG
Isack
DOG DOG DOG
Ollie
DOG DOG DOG
Franco
DIG DPG DOD
Jack
How on earth did you manage to misspell dog 3 times??
Franco
fuck u 😾
keyboard’s fault
Liam
Oh jesus
Liam left the chat.
Isack added Liam to an existing chat.
Isack
no
Liam
I already don’t like you
Nico
School and housing related conversations here only, please.
Nico changed the chat name to Turn One Towers - Floor 1 Chat (Business Only)
Gabi
booooooo
time to make a new chat, mystery gang
Arvid
let’s split up and look for clues on how to get nico to relax
New Chat - 4:28 PM
Gabi added Ollie, Kimi, Isack, Arvid, Liam, Franco, and Jack to the chat
Liam muted the chat
Jack
Oh okay
Ollie
damn. nice to meet you too ig
Isack named the chat Twin Towers
Ollie
WHAT
Isack
turn one towers. twin towers
they were asking for it with that name tbh
Franco
wait you’re a visionary 😻
Gabi
i don’t have everyones number saved yet so
FRESHMEN ROUND UP NAMES AND MAJORS GO
GABI FILM
Ollie
OLLIE ALSO FILM
Isack
ISACK POLY SCI
Arvid
ARVID BUSINESS
Franco
FRANCO COMMUNICATIONS
Jack
JACK KINESIOLOGY
Kimi
KIMI BIOLOGY
Liam
Liam business
Arvid
ok u ruined it
Liam
Gabi
k im going to go unpack now but we WILL be meeting later
and that is a threat
Kimi
🫡🫡🫡
New Chat - 5:15 PM
Isack added Arvid and Liam to the chat
Isack named the chat Liam and the Homos
Liam changed the chat name to The Homos
Isack changed the chat name to Liam We’re so Proud of You
Arvid changed the chat name to Be Who You Areeee for Your Prideeeee 🏳️🌈
Liam changed the chat name to Kill Yourselves
Isack
n e ways
hey roomies!!
Liam
Can I be honest and say I just about dropped out when I saw they put me in a triple
No offence but like
Our beds are all lofted to the fucking ceiling and there’s still barely enough room to turn around in there
Arvid
we can hold hands while we’re sleeping
so cute 🧑🤝🧑
Liam
Do not touch me
Isack
oh you’re getting touched all right
Arvid
Liam
They will never find your body.
Jack, Franco - 4:51 PM
Jack
Where did you go
Franco
dining hall om nom
Jack
Come back and move your shit it’s on my side of the room
Franco
the hell it is girl i got there first
Jack
We agreed that the bed under the window was mine!!!
MONTHS AGO
MOVE IT OR IT WILL BE MOVED FOR YOU
Franco
don’t remember didn’t happen
Jack
I’m switching rooms
Franco
*Link: Room Change Form*
do it, you won’t
Jack
Go fuck yourself
Franco
already did, are you sure you want that bed??
Jack
You are an enemy of christ
Franco
omg there’s ice cream here 😻
Jack
I’m on my way.
Don’t move.
Gabi, Ollie - 5:02 PM
Gabi
should we make a chat with the guy in the room next to us
he’s in a single
i don't think he has friends here yet
Ollie
kimi?
sure, he can come to dinner with us
Gabi added Kimi to an existing chat
Gabi
kimi
what are you doing this exact second
Kimi
uh
im learning to yo-yo
Ollie
what
Kimi
idk man i found it under my bed
i thought it could be like. a party trick
Gabi
based
bring it to the dining hall
Kimi
ok so right now its a legitimate safety hazard but next week yes
Ollie
meet in the hallway in 5
i’ve heard rumors of ice cream
Kimi
YAY
Ollie, Gabi - 5:14 PM
Ollie
do u think we’re soulmates
Gabi
me and you????
ik we went to senior prom together as a joke but i didn’t realize it meant that much to you
Ollie
fuck no
me and kimi ❤️
Gabi
WHAT
WHAT
and i cannot stress this enough, WHAT
Ollie
he’s so adorable
Gabi
you met him seven minutes ago??
Ollie
and it was long enough
Gabi
stop smiling like that, he is right across the table
you look stupid
Ollie
it’s love at first sight
Gabi
eat your sandwich.
Ollie
im tryna eat something else
Gabi
Kimi, George - 5:16 PM
Kimi
ok this has been fun but im going home now
George
You just got here!
Kimi
im dropping out
smuggle me into your dorm
i can sleep in the bathtub
George
It cannot be that bad already. What’s happened
Kimi
everything
my RAs hate each other
i already put a dent in my wall with a yo-yo
(don’t ask)
and the guys in the room next to me invited me to the dining hall
but they’re just texting each other
i think they’re talking about me
George
The first day I moved in I literally snapped my bedframe in half trying to loft it
And the washer shrunk all my clothes so I had to wear a full suit to my first day of class
Make sure you do your laundry on the cold setting.
Kimi
full suit
tie and everything???
George
Tie and everything.
You’re doing pretty well all things considered, I think.
Kimi
it feels like everyone already has best friends
maybe they think im annoying and boring
am i annoying and boring george
George
You’re my baby cousin, that’s impossible.
Being fabulous is genetic
Maybe they are intimidated by your fabulousness?
Kimi
i think you’ve cracked it
im just too cool
George
Obviously.
Twin Towers - 5:21 PM
Franco
who at da dining hall 😼
Jack
Me
Franco
no, really ????
Gabi
we’ve walked in circles for 10 minutes
WHERE IS THE ICE CREAM
Jack
Franco’s big ahh ate it all
Franco
what is your problem with me
Jack
Wait false alarm there’s still plenty left
Franco
im going to hunt you for sport
Jack
Get in line
Gabi
kimi ollie and i are rapidly approaching.
make way
Arvid
ok and why wasn’t i invited
Liam
Nobody likes you
Arvid
you weren’t invited either
Liam
Wait.
Isack
is it because we’re gay
Ollie
… so it’s definitely not that
Gabi
stop whining and pull up
the third floor RAs are trying to start karaoke out front
you’re going to miss lewis and nico’s turn
Arvid reacted 🦎 to a chat
Arvid
we will be there EXPIDICIOUSLY
Gabi, Ollie, Kimi - 6:36 PM
Gabi
let’s bond
Ollie
bond your lips shut with superglue?
Gabi
no ❤️
bond the ever-strengthening cords of our union
and the new cord joining kimi to our duet
Kimi
wait what’s happening rn
are you guys dating
am i joining a polycule
i don’t want to join a polycule
Ollie
ew no
Gabi
yes and we’re married
Ollie
HES LYING
IM SINGLE
Gabi
you cheating bitch!
the ceremony was beautiful!!
Ollie
AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING ME HERE???
Gabi
name one time i have been helpful to you
Ollie
valid
Gabi
no kimi, we are not inviting you to join a polycule
ollie is single
Kimi
but you aren’t?
Gabi
why, are you interested?
Ollie
STOP IT
Gabi
i kid, i kid
Kimi
ok
im making a flowchart because i can’t tell who’s joking
student orientation didn’t cover polycules
or harems
wait which one is this
Gabi
it’s a harem, i outrank ollie
Ollie
WHAT
Gabi
BONDING TIME!!!
Ollie
no no, go back to the other thing
Gabi
everyone tell us one fun fact about yourself 🤗
Kimi
well there is a dent in my wall from a yo-yo
don’t know how that got there 🕴️
Ollie
i am banned from the local zoo
Kimi
you’re what
Ollie
in my defense
there was no way for me to know that the flamingos were not for petting
Kimi
there weren’t signs???
Ollie
I SAID THERE WAS NO WAY TO KNOW
Gabi
no way at all.
(there were signs)
Kimi
naturally
Gabi
i think we’ve got a really strong bond started here guys
Gabi named the chat Gabi’s Harem
Ollie
can i dispute the name
Kimi
i don’t think so, gabi outranks you
Gabi
kimi, im so glad we found each other ❤️
Lewis, Nico - 7:16 PM
Nico
Lewis
What is wrong with you???
Nico read a message at 7:22 PM.