Work Text:
Mequot walks into his and Devesto's house, where Devesto should be entertaining himself, to tell him that they are going into another double trouble round soon.
again.
for the fifth time this week..
"Devesto?" Mequot said.
Ah, theres Devesto... amusing himself with his F3X creations.
"Devesto." Mequot said bluntly,
On the side, Devesto seems to be testing out a new torture device gadget for rounds specifically for those civilians, via a random one he kidnapped.
"Oh. Rando, can you grab th-"
"DEVESTO." Mequot yelled at Devesto, seemingly getting his point across.
"OH," Devesto turned around swiftly, looking at Mequot. "Mequot, the hell are you doing here?" His eyebrows burrowed slightly.
" Uh- " Mequot then remembered about Devesto's towering height, and almost shrinked down in fear.
" We are.. being paired together.. in double trouble. again. " Mequot explained, managing to keep his composure.
" Seriously? Again? " Devesto scoffed, expressing annoyance.
" It's like they see something in us, tbh. " Devesto says.
" ... "
" ... "
" Seems like we have the same thoughts in our mind huh? " Devesto taunted at Mequot.
" Oh, you're REALLY clever mate. Real clever there. " Mequot said sarcastically.
" Yea, yea... totally not embarrassed right now. " Devesto said, clearly pointing at Mequot's weak spot.
" Devesto, are you joking with me? " Mequot gasped.
" Heh. Your detection skills are a TADDD bit out there, yea? " Devesto taunts again.
" You- " Mequot mumbles, embarrassed as hell. However, before he can finish-
" TWO_LOVEBIRDS_ARGUING_IN_A_TREE,_THEY_SHOULD_REALLY_START_K_I_S_S_I_N_G! " Aeroware shouts out
" AEROWARE?? WHY THE HELL DID YOU SHOW UP? " Devesto says, almost shocked.
"FOR_WATCHNG_YOUR_MAGUM_OPUSES_DEVY :]" Aeroware says, tauntful
" Oh my GOD DUDE. " Devesto says, more annoyed than ever.
" HEHEHEHE. " Aeroware laughs, clearly enjoying this.
..Wait is that a coffee bo-
CRASH!
...
Aeroware lies unconscious, down on the ground, with bitter coffee spilling all over his body.
" MY BITTER COFFEE- " Devesto immediately dashes to the box, screaming like hell. " NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! "
" (Never knew he cared about bitter coffee THAT much..) " Mequot thought.
Aeroware twitches slightly, like a dead cockroach.
" Oh dear almighty I think I messed up greatly. " Mequot says in that generic british voice.
" YEA, YOU THINK YOU DIDNT?! " Devesto screamed at Mequot in anger.
" OK- OK.. ok.. Yes I will help clean the mess up. " Mequot said, crouching down next to Aeroware's body and the gigantic amount of bitter coffee spilt.
" my bitter coffee, ruined. " Devesto mumbled under his breath.
Mequot stands up, grabs a nearby mop, and starts cleaning the coffee away.
" URGHHHH- " Aeroware groaned.
Devesto finally stopped sulking and spawned a mop, to speed up the process.
" so. we are never talking about what happened today again. capeesh? " Devesto says bluntly.
" .. its capiche, but, agreed. " Mequot replied, while mopping the coffee-stained floor.
As they were almost done with their work, suddenly-
3
2
1
... They were both sent into a round, without warning.
" OH SHIT. " They both said, aloud.