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Happy bday to my children
Souya and Nahoya were sitting outside their house cuz Chifuyu and Takemichi said they were gonna come around for their bday.
YAAY.
As they did then eventually saw loads of bikes coming!
Woah that a lot of fucking bikes. A lot of fucking bikes. Like. A lot. Wow.
So yeah there are lots of bikes and they come and then they pull up then woaaaah it’s top Toman!! Lots not jst Takemichi and Chifuyu!
Theyre like holy shit balls gng let’s go Im so happy and then, the twins, being perfect in every way, especially cuz it’s their bday, they say “let us take u around Makochoi and pray no one asks anything”
Mikey is v happy w that “r there nice food stalls”
“Yes big back”
“Let’s go bro. Ken-chin did you bring your money for food”
“Mikey istg if ur making me pay “
“Im making you pay”
“This is fucking hell i serve the worst guy ever”
Before anyone can go anywhere tho Mitsuya whips out two presents out of bumfuck nowhere but whatever because suddenly everyone is and the twins jump like frogs in joy.
They unwrap presents and r v happy bcs it’s everything they could ever dress M for cuz thats what the angel twins deserve.
Tho something in particular was our guy Mitsuya’s presents.
Holy fucking shitball, Mitsuya made them EACH a SPECIAL NEW Toman x Twin Devil Gang uniform and it has like the cool demon from their old gangs uniform and them Toman as main thing and ofc it’s all hand embroidered.
“Mitsuya… I might cry.. this is.. this is.. it’s perfect, Mitsuya… thank you..” souya says
“UHHH DINT CRY NONO NO ANGRY DONT DO THATTT” Chifuyu shouts, before Takemichi shuts him up.
The twins are both particularly fond of the cookbooks given to them by Hakkai, which is a joint present from Hakkai and Yuzuha, so the twins make sure to msg her thanks. Especially cuz the cookbooks are picked out individually to suit each twins tastes
So yea they love life so they all wander into town and Smiley decides it’s a good idea (kinda is) to go to pothos so they go in only to find- guess who - thats right, almost every one of their friends.
Umemiya and Kiryu clock them first- Umemiya bcs he was jst kinda looking that way and Kiryu cuz he has a radar for good, soft hair after being dyed (Chifuyu). Also for fashionable ppl- (Hakkai and ofc Mitsuya)
So yeah- a shit show unfolds!: Kiryu and Mitsuya DONT even get to be introduced before Kiryu is on him, talking fashion and shit,
Sakura and Peh-yan are having some kind of staring contest broken only by Takemichi who then in roped into a conversation with Nirei as they cry about cheap hair dye,
Umemiya decided he. NEEDED. To make Inupi his brother so that happened and he got adopted, so now single mother Wakasa (left to care his their child alone after Shinichiro died) has to go to court for custody battle ig,
Draken and Hiragi are crying about stupid leaders together,
Then Mikey spots Suo and almost cries cuz he looks like Izana but then Chifuyu spots Sugishita and actually screams.
“WHAT THE GOOD FUCKING HELL. BAJI-SAN? I THOUGHT.. HOW ARE YOU-“
Every person in the room jumps five feet in the fucking air bcs wtf is going on.
Sadly, our poor poor children Nahoya and Souya have to clear this mess up.
“gang pls let us explain. Gng these r our friends from in Tokyo they chill. And Tokyo guys these r our Furin friends. Please don’t mind Sugishita he jst looks like thst it’s not on purpose and no he is not Baji-San reincarnated.” Souya was almost crying again cuz he was so fed up with these guys..
“yeah listen to Souya it’s our bday” Nahoya adds (VERY UNHELPFUL CHILD!!!!) and Umemiya is now also screaming
“ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY????!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!”
“Brah go our the restaurant ur now in time out”
“Dam I didn’t know Kotoha could do that”
“Me neither”
Umemiya then leaves for like five minutes and sits in a sad ball by the door :’( #justiceforumemiya
“Wow Sakura I want to make you an outfit I need you to be my model please you are so cool and every designers dream such a cool natural colour palette plus natural beauty… Kiryu also is good for that.. I need to make outfits for both of them now what am I going to doooo??? Wow.” As soon as Umemiya left (#justiceforumemiya ) Mitsuya immediately goes on a rant because he really wants to make clothes for Sakura and Kiryu like really badly, even just by looking at them.
Hakkai immediately had a Mitsuya-sexual panic- “Taka-chan? Am I not able to be your model? Im very handsome, right, Taka-chan? Right? You love me right?????”
“Listen, Hakkai, the more models the merrier. And yes ur still hot.”
“Wait what their flirting is way more open now” Souya is confused by such an open display of zestyness…
“Yeah it’s getting really insufferable, we wish you were here to help us deal with it..” Chifuyu sighs, before lighting up evilly “haha oh yeah Souya has ur little stalker situationship texted you happy bday??”
Bofurin is (understandably) concerned and confused as fuck. Mitsuya just shakes his head at them, telling them to jst ignore it.
They don’t because Bofurin bastards are snoopy bastards and snoopy bastards and Bofurin bastards
“He isn’t a stalker.. yes though.”
“How does he know ur birthday..?” Takemichi wonders out loud and Nahoya just bands his fist on the table, tears flowing out his eyes dramatically.
“He’s a creep, that why.”
“He’s not, it’s in my description..”
Takemichi wiped (metaphorical) swear off of his forehead.
Suddenly Souya looked outside and saw.. oh no! “Uh oh! It’s somehow turned from like midday to like 11pm! We have to go home and sleep! We can have some sleepover or something on some holiday like Halloween (wink wink) so pls come stay then! I loved bday presents and thanks and shiz but bye!”
“BYE” the gng shouts in unison so Souya and Nahoya skip off into the sunset majestically together
The end ❤️🩹❤️🩹