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Ursids of unusual size
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Hammersmith
🔫If you got traded for being racist you have tell us right now or else it’s entrapment
🏳️I did not get traded for being racist
Carpenter
Like the League would take something like that seriously
I got traded for being queer
Carpenter
WHAT
Hammersmith
Boooooooo
Sebbin
yo what the fuck
Carmichael
Their loss!!!! Their LOSS!!
Hammersmith
Welcome to Boston, friend:)
I’m like actually tearing up right now, this is crazy
Thank you
St-Simone
I think I know things……………
Hammersmith
👀
Sebbin
What’s up Vic?
St-Simone
I THINK I KNOW SOMETHING
Carpenter
Okay? Spill?
Hammersmith
Again I say 👀
Lily (Shane)
Vic, do not say things you cannot take back
St-Simone
I’m going to explode. I have to text Marly
Carmichael
Is something wrong is this just gos?
Carpenter
If it’s gos I wanna know now. like wtf?
Loverboy
You idiots being nice to my boyfriend?
Yeah, they’re chill
Carpenter
WHAT
Hammersmith
😱😱😱
Sebbin
????
Carmichael
HELLO????
Dubek
BOYFRIEND
Koslov
Stop right now WHAT
Feller
My phone is going to explode what is going on
BOYFRIEND!?
St-Simone
I HAVE NEVER BEEN WRONG
Carmichael
Waaaaaiiiit your Montreal girl
Hammersmith
Hell yeah brother
Sebbin
Um?
[Link: https://www.instagram.com/actualhaydenpike]
Sebbin
Isn’t that your wife in those pictures?
Yeah:)
Carpenter
Say more right now
Hammersmith
This is either the best or worse thing that’s ever happened to me
Loverboy
She’s also ☝️ my girlfriend
Sebbin
Aaaaah okay. Cool
Connors
Oh good I’m gonna unclench now
Lily (Shane)
Yes, that was fucking terrifying
Assholes. Why did you not say you planned to come out?
Loverboy
I’m gonna be honest: did that by accident
Lily (Shane)
For fuck’s sake
BABE
Connors
I have to lie down
Hammersmith
Wait wait wait!!
How did this happen?
Loverboy
okay, so
Carpenter
This is gonna be good
Carmichael
Wait I have to tell my wife
Can I tell my wife?
Sure:)
Sebbin
Getting ideas Carmy?
Carmichael
Not! Necessarily!
Loverboy
okay, so
Feller
Hang on. Really quickly.
Just super fast.
We owe st vic so much money
Hammersmith
FUCK
Loverboy
lol
JJ the Jet Plane
How are you doing mon chum?
Good! Better now that I’m all settled in
How are things back home?
Awful. Annoying. Stupid.
I hate these people. I cannot wait to get out of here. And there is no way we’re going to the finals, not with Comeau at the helm
Comeau??
Oh my god
That is what I said!
Triangles are the strongest shape
My Wife:)
The bed’s really empty without you:(
How are things in Boston? Have Nona and Ma gotten to visit yet?
I actually Reallydon’t wann talk about our in-laws rn, babe
My Wife:)
?
Did something happen?
No!
No, everything’sakgg
Fine
My Wife:)
Can I call you?
Yespl
pleas
Loverboy
no, he has to text
My Wife:)
:( ?
Loverboy
using two parts of his brain
Babt he’s sodeep
Loverboy
type properly baby, or you won’t get your reward
My Wife:)
!!!
Sahfoie
Sdsss I
My Wife:)
This doesn’t look like proper typing to me :/
Loverboy
tell Jacks how good it feels, sweetness
jackei
Jack
I;
Loverboy
he’s so pretty [image]
My Wife:)
Awwwww ^-^ he gets so stupid when he’s getting fucked
‘m not stupid
Loverboy
that was almost a full sentence
Dad
Have you contacted a lawyer yet?
I decided I’m not going to sue the Voyageurs org
Sue? Sue for what?
Harassment, and inaction in the face of that harassment
But like I said, I decided I’m not going to go through the whole ordeal
Why else would I need a lawyer?
Sometimes I worry about you, son
A divorce lawyer
???
For what?
You’re being impossible on purpose
I’m just trying to understand! Who’s getting divorced?
Hayden. You cannot remain married to this poor woman while running around with that D-man. I don’t have a problem with you being gay, but you’re going to set a bad example for the kids. How would you feel if they stayed with someone they were cheating on?
I would expect none of the kids would cheat on their partner, just as I am not cheating on either of my partners
I understand that your mom and I splitting up really affected you and your brother, but the solution is not staying in a bad situation
My situation is actually very good. Cliff and I are having lunch with his Ma and Nona and then we’re going to facetime Jackie and the kids
I really wish you would take this seriously
My Wife:)
Hiiiiii
Hi baby
Hayden!
Jackie!
How drunk are you?
😡
A lil 🤏
Love that for you
I miss you 😡😡😡😡
You’re so far away😡
It’s not fair 😡
I miss you too
I miss the kids so much
They miss you! Ruby has concocted a scheme to end the school year early so we can move down sooner
How viable is it?
Oh not At All
First of all: she Cannot burn the school down, even with Jade and her friends helping
That would be a setback, yeah
Ursids of unusual size
Sebbin
asked the equipment guys to order more pride tape if anyone else wants to use some
Lily (Shane)
excellent idea. we should all be gay as possible for game against montreal
Hammersmith
You’re saying we should make out with each other
Carmichael
Nadine says I’m only allowed to kiss guys who are also married
St-Simone
This is a rule you have always had?
Carmichael
No, she’s just reading over my shoulder
St-Simone
Hi nadine
Lily (Shane)
hello mrs. nadine
Hammersmith
hi nady!!!
Carmichael
She says hi:)
We’re doing pride tape?
Sebbin
Why not?
Hammersmith
I vote yes
Lily (Shane)
there is bi pride in equipment room already if you want it, pike
Loverboy
oh nice
Sebbin
What’s the difference?
Connors
The bi pride flag is pink, blue, and purple, for attraction to women, men, and nonbinary people
Basically every queer identity has their own flag, and the colors generally mean different things
St-Simone
Merci Monsieur Research
Sebbin
Ohhhhh. I thought it was just the rainbow one and the pink and blue one for trans people
Connors
No, there’s a bunch
Sebbin
I wonder if we could get a hold of tape for all the different colors
You guys aren’t just doing this for me are you?
Loverboy
also me
Sebbin
Partly, but also cause fuck montreal
Carmichael
Fuck Montreal!!!!
St-Simone
It will not make you uncomfortable, will it mes frères?
Loverboy
sounds good to me
I guess I just got used to keeping my head down
Pride tape is great
Lily (Shane)
no need to hide anymore
Carpenter
Carmy: my fiancé says we can kiss if we want, she just wants to see
Carmichael
Rad!