Chapter Text
General
"General insanity in the complex"
12:32 PM
Arceus: @Everyone Celebi has reported to me that her Sylveon is missing, does anyone have any idea where Mizuki may be?=
Tapu Lele: My shiny sylveon is missing too!!!!!! I have searched everywhere and flipped my entire room to just find him!
Tapu Bulu: Can confirm
Latios: My sister's Sylveon is missing too, she has been pissed ever since then
Palkia: Damn, looks like every Sylveon just vanished into thin air
Dialga: WHOEVER STOLE CELEBI'S MIZUKI, I WILL PERSONALLY SEND YOU TO AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE WHERE YOU TORTURED TIL THE ENDS OF THE TIMELINES
Zekrom: Dialga what the fuck
Latios: Oh damn.
Palkia: When was the last time you all saw a Sylveon
Cresselia: I saw Darkrai go out of her room with a Sylveon
Latios: I thought she doesn't own any Sylveons?
Cresselia: She doesn't.
Arceus: .
Darkrai: WHY DID YOU RAT ME OUT
Darkrai: fine, since ive been caught, might as well reveal the others who stole the sylveons
Darkrai: @Brethren-of-Life @Mezzy♡♡♡ @InAnotherPocketDimension
Arceus: ALL FOUR OF YOU
Arceus: EXPLAIN
Arceus: NOW
Mesprit: Uhhhhhh wellllllll
Xerneas: Giratina came up with the idea that if we collected enough Sylveons we would swap genders
Palkia: LMAO ARE YOU SERIOUS
Mesprite: HER IDEA NOT OURS
Giratina: Look I saw that humans saw Sylveons as the "trans" pokemon and was like "hey lets put that to the test"
Palkia: Sister, what.
Palkia: The only reason they saw Sylveon as the trans Pokemon is because they have the trans flag colors
Giratina: Brother I am not colorblind
Dialga: Yeah whatever
Latias: GIVE ME BACK MY SYLVEON NOW 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Celebi: can i have Mizuki back please (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞
Mesprit: guys which one is your sylveon
Mesprit: i only know Tapu Lele's because hers is the only shiny in this building
Darkrai: what if we just release them to their owners
Xerneas: We risk the Dragon Types getting hurt if we do that
Latios: DO NOT REMIND ME OF THAT INCIDENT
Celebi: What incident? (˶ºoº˶)
Palkia: The incident where Zekrom accidentally pissed off one of the fairy type pokemon and then every dragon-type pokemon (including me and my siblings) got harassed and Arceus had to command some kid to bulk buy potions for us
Celebi: Oh my god (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞!
Latios: It was horrible.
Mesprit: how about you guys who own Sylveons come here and maybe that will avoid the dragon types getting fucked up in da crib
Celebi: Good Idea actually!
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7:34 PM
Celebi: I lost Mizuki again! (╥_╥)
Moltres: THEN STOP WATCHING DEMON SLAYER AND MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T LOSE THE SYLVEON FAT ASS
Articuno: SIS NO
Dialga: Moltres.
Zapdos: Rest in piss lmaooooo