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dusekkar sat at a ledge, waiting for the killer to use gashing wound so he could spawn protect and make it more uselsss than nosferatu. he watched as the m4 shedletsky with 55 days misses their slash and quickly hit a laser beam then spawn protection combo to make the gashing wound worse than just hitting normally. the killer looked up at him with pure rage and anger. he would pay for that. he would pay.
dusekkar rested at his usual spot on brandons place; the castle. "luckily" everyone else was there so he was prolly safe from gettting flayed. an exploiting guest1337 ran with the killer, 1x1x1x1, close behind. elliot tosses a pizza like a dumb loser who should burn alive in the ovens he used to deal with every day for healing an exploiter. i hate you elliot.
dusekkar sees the noskill guest1337 get entangled and has the bright idea to use spawn protection like another dumb loser who should also burn alive. 1x1x1x1 stopped the attack, as it would be futile to keep hitting guest1337. the chase continues like that as when guest gets low he gets healed and protected by the same team who let the other better elliot get chased for 2 minutes and recieved no help. dusekkar stared at his watch. the round would end soon he believed.
and it did. the round ended and the killer got no kills except for shedletsky because apparently he just now lost all slashing ability and ate chicken when the killer was 5 studs away. the very helpful guest1337 took the pizza. he didnt get it it was just a script. to steal pizza. pizza.
the humble killer was out for dusekkar. this time nothing will slide. he will suffer at the hands of the killer.
dusekker floated near the wide space on pizza place, watching the survivors do generators. he saw the killer, but instead of a free gashing wound they went straight for him. luckily, his dense teammates felt like being useless despite being almost full sentinel. dusekkar charged up his plasma beam, aiming where he thought the killer was going. to his surprise, he missed and got the 'wound instead. he ran away with 40hp and a stamina disadvantage. but then. his world lit up. elliot tossed a pizza. finally. his savior. he charged towards it using his speed boost from a normal slash from the killer. he approached the pizza. a cheesy delight. wonderful glue-infused gooey slice. he saw pure joy. like the light was aleady calling him for eternal rest. he stepped towards the pizza, his foot less than a centimeter away from touching it, then-
behead. his head flew from his body, landing in front of a horrified elliot, mouth wide in shock. but the killer didnt stop there. they dragged his body away. how? because. his 'head' is the flame. he wasnt dead just yet, but because his hp dropped to 0 he died according to the spectre. he couldnt move, though.
the killer dragged his paralyzed body to a corner of the map, preparing his chainsaw. slowly but surely, it vrrred alive, and facing straight toward dusekkar. he widened his flame in horror.
"wait bro dusekkar's hp is 0 but he's alive should we help?" the shedletsky main inquired. the guest1337 main stared back at him.
"no? we're sentinels-- survivalists but with better abilities-- why would we?"
"yeah, youre right."
they then emoted, specifically locked and the hakari dance.
dusekkar tried to move his limbs to no avail. the killers chainsaw slowly plunged into his chest. dusekkar immediately started shaking, not being able to express any other response. the chainsaw dug into his flesh, progressively getting deeper with each reason why he was annoying they thought of.
those shields making gashing wound do 5 damage? theyll show him gashing wound at its fullest-- how it should be done.
blood splattered onto the killers already stained mask only to drip back down onto dusekkars injured blocks. he attempted to chat for help, but even that was shattered with a machete aimed towards him, now rapidly approaching his flesh.
the dead survivors merely stared at the screen, watching in horror as dusekkar got torn apart. it was really a miracle he was still alive; if that was a good thing at least. one of them blocked their eyes to shield them from the sight of dusekkars current state-- a bloody mess. sure, he had lasted a while, but 0hp isnt infinite, and eventually he would respawn in the lobby where everyone else was.
one of the survivors switched a button on the remote, successfully changing the channel to shedletsky, who was still devouring chicken like there was no tomorrow next to guest1337. quite helpful teammates, right? especially the help the only good support was getting to save him from death. not that it mattered anyway, because dusekkar would eventually bleed out without 6 or 7 pizzas to save him (677777).
the killer paused for a moment, before launching his machete into dusekkars "neck" like it was an axe to wood. hey behead actually worked this time. dusekkars status reached 0, and with the 30 seconds the killer had left they slaughtered the entire team of straight incompetence.
i hate dusekkar.