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08/07/2025
10:32 AM
circe😒
ody: a pity she does not exist a shame hes not a fag
the only girl ive ever loved was andrew in drag
circe: can u stop.
font we have to watch them practice today
ody: shut the fuck up bro
12:57 PM
circe: dude where are u lunch is almost over
ody: i took a nap
circe: where???
ody: the west library
circe: odysseus laertiades.
that is 20 minutes away
ody: ugh im going back to sleep
circe: wait what part of the library
ody: idk somweher in the back
ok im konking out
circe: bro.
02:29 PM
ody: im up
and im panicking
tyhe football team is sitting here
i didnt even know they knew a library exisyed
circe: fuck ok im coming to save u
ody: HURRY
08/07/2025
0I:43 PM
ball grabbers😉
menelaus: does anyone wanna go to the libraru
achilles: theres a library??
diomedes: obviously theres a fucking library its a school
achilles: dont get so pissy
agamemnon: why do u need us to go to the lbrary
menelaus: bc odysseus is sleeping andi wanna sit byhim but if i go alone it'll seemweird
patroclus: yeah i can come
teucer: omw
AjaxG: is his fine ass friend there
menelaus: no but im sure when he wakes up he'll ask her
AjaxG: coming
AjaxL: im already there
achilles: i dont have a choice
its not even a q diomedes will obv come
02:29 PM
achilles: HES AWAKKEEE
diomedes: whyd he walk away
patroclus: its a library he probably went to go get books
see?
menelaus: why isnt he acknowledging us
teucer: idk maybe the fact we all stopped being friends w him w no explanation
AjaxG: we had a reason
not our fault that reason turned out to not be true
teucer: i didnt say we didnt have a reason i said we gave him no explanation
AjaxG: shut up
agamemnon: somebody ask him what he's listening to
diomedes: ill do it
02:33 PM
achilles: LMAOOO
OHMYGODS THATS SO FUNNY
HE AIRED U IRL IM DEADASS SOBBING BRO IMSHAKING
diomedes: bro shut the hell up
patroclus: it was kind of funny
08/07/2025
02:33 PM
circe😒
ody: diomedes sked me what i was listening to
circe: whatd u say
ody: i aired him
circe: IRL?
ody: yeah
bro dont tell me thats u cackling down the aisle
circe: im cracking up im crine
oh shit theyre all here
its like the avengers
ody: im gonna study
circe: yeah and ill be next to u...bored... abandoned...
08/07/2025
02:47 PM
ball grabbers😉
AjaxL: hes so comfortable w her
diomedes: im so jealous
achilles: he let her change the playlist HE LET HER
diomedes: way to poiint out the obvious
08/07/2025
02:48 PM
circe😒
circe: novacane novacane novacane
ody: this feels like an awkward limboexperience
is this what people describe as the awkward first time
circe: i dont this is anyway similar to sex ody...
ody: dude they just keep talking and talking...
like they dont know silence
i wish they would stfu
im gonna kill someone
its starting to sound like nails on chalkboard
08/07/2025
02:53 PM
diomedes: can u guys shut up
achilles: what did we do now
diomedes: hes obviously panicking
he hates when voices overlap
achilles: aww u still remember all these things about your boyfriend
diomedes: fuck u achilles
go on suck patroclus under the table again
achilles: that never happened
diomedes: u think ur slick w ur "i dropped my fork" and then minutes later pat looks constipated
achilles: shut up diomedes
like actually stfu
diomedes: wtvr dude
08/07/2025
6:04 PM
circe😒 made a groupchat with 9 others!
circe😒 named chat Unity! Kissboys and a lesbian
odysseus has left the chat
circe😒 has added odysseus to the chat
ody: can i leave?
circe: yes but i wish you wouldnt
ody: ugh ihy
menelaus: what is this?
circe: js wanted to let you know we're on our way to the field
ody: we?
circe: yes u and me
ody: no cuz u told me we were going to dutch's and you were gonna buy me a drink
u fucking liar
circe: i didnt lie u asshat
we're going after this
ody: i knew this wasnt the way to dutch's
shouldve never trusted you
diomedes: i can get u dutch's
ody: k
menelaus: can we make this a class chat?
circe: yeah
menelaus added 19 others
achilles: holy fucking shit i didnt know there was so many people in our class
cassandra: what is this
circe: class chat
helen: omg
circe what do u use for ur hair
ive been meaning to ask
circe: ill buy u some tomorrow
clytemnestra: so who's in this chat??
i hope odysseus isnt here
hes a freak for what he did
ody: hi.
clytemnestra: oh
still a fucking weirdo for what u did
ody: its literally been proven that i didnt
clytemnestra: i still dont believe u
calypso: thank u nessie :)
clymene: yall r mad embarrassing
its been proven that he didnt
we literally went to court over this
menelaus: sorry i thought this would be fun
ody: its fine menelaus
its js a bitch running her mouth
i dont mind
clytemnestra: dont call me a bitch u fucking douche
circe: can u both stfu
especially u clytemnestra
yk damn well that calypso lied
calypso: i didnt!
ody: can we js stop
im not having this on over a phone
circe: whatever ody
menelaus we're here
menelaus: great!
helen: where r u?
circe: we're watching them practice
helen: hey we're on our way there
mind if we join?
circe: no
ody: yes
circe: ody
ody: fine wtv
achilles: question
why do so many peoples name start w C??
circe cassandra clymene calypso clytemnestra
read
achilles: u all fucking suck
delivered
6:38 PM
circe: who the fuck js threw the ball
how do u manage to aim it here
patroclus: im sorry
circe: oh it was u
ur forgiven
ody: ur not even the one who got hit??
circe: yeah but we like patroclus so hes forgiven
ody: oh right
yeah patroclus ur forgiven
7:09 PM
ody: alr who threw the ball this time
diomedes: im sorry
it wasnt on purpose
circe: ur not forgiven
we'll only forgive u if u go and get us dutch
ody: we will?
circe: yeah im kinda poor
ody: ur such a fucking liar
circe: piss off i dont wanna spend anything
diomedes: k what r ur orders
7:20 PM
circe: whos the water boy
antilochus: hi :)
circe: ur fine bro
agamemnon: wait i thought u were a lesbian
circe: no im not
agamemnon: then whats the gc name??
circe: oh i thought it was obvious
the lesbian is achilles
achilles: ur such a fucking asshole
ody: circe stop being a slag and get back over here
circe: ur not my fucking dad bro
ody: no but i can call him and tell him his daughter is being a whore again
circe: goddamnit im omw
tuecer: u guys r so weird.