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2025-08-11
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2025-10-03
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My Stupid 007n7 Ideas

Summary:

Basically just a handful of 007n7 centric ideas that I thought of but know I won’t write at the current moment, LOL. Basically a LOT of these are more or less crackfic ideas that came to my head at like 10pm-2am that I decided to write down

Chapter 1: Chatfic drama!!

Summary:

007n7 + (somewhat) Noob centric, chatfic, chickenburger ending

A crack fic idea that appeared like at 1 am or so LOL

Notes:

Don’t mind my writing style, lol

Chapter Text

     With an idea of chatfic in mind or just having phones, Noob is known to write fanfics (whether saying out loud or sending a snipbit to the GC on accident). This leads 007n7 to give ideas to Noob/request stuff about him and Shedletsky, which Noob does in return of borrowing 007n7’s clone. While the time for how long a clone can last is short, 7 finds a way to hack and change it’s coding to extend the time on the clones in order to get more longer and thoughtful fanfics in exchange.

     Noob accidentally sends a chickenburger fic at the start of this idea—where it’s more short and simple. Later on, to when the clones suddenly last way longer—Noob accidentally sends a more detailed and in depth chickenburger fic that’s in length. The rest of the suriviors question Noob, seeing as he seems to be writing more fics on the singular pairing now.

     Noob lowkey tells 7 to get rid of the clone but 7 can’t due to the specter’s meddling, wanting drama to stir. This was incase anyone wanted to talk to Noob in person while he was at his cabin.

     Back in the chat, Noob confesses to taking commissions and literally everyone is confused bc how tf are you getting money in this place but then Noob admits that it’s a different kind a commission. While being questions on the chat—one survivor (probably Elliot or so) checks on Noob in person only to find a weirdly positioned 007 wearing something out of the ordinary. The clone has no reactions while Noob flips out. Elliot questions Noob, leading to him admitting that 7 asks for fics and in return lets noob borrow his clone—which has been able to stay out for longer and longer while in the lobby.

      Elliot immediately tells the GC, leading to 7 getting spammed ping. He either is asleep or pretends to be. He either answers on the GC or Shed goes in person to talk to him. Basically 7 is forced to admit his feelings and like Shed either lowkey likes him back or not.

 

     Could also have it to where 7 requests a fic where preening is mentioned or how his horns and tail have a role in the fic noob writes—which could be leaked to the GC. Either not too noticeable expect suspicious OR is strange since 7 doesn’t have horns nor a tail (he either hides em or use to have them).