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Shang Qinghua got ready like it was any other morning, but it was technically an important day for him. For starters, he wasn't in his own home. For the next two months, he'd be residing on an island bought out by Beach Babes: A Quest for True Love!
True love his ass, it was trash TV at its finest.
Granted, he wasn't against trash TV, he just thought the show should be more straightforward with it, perhaps a title like: "1 Very Average man is Very Sexual with 10 strangers he doesn't know," but he supposed that it was a bit less catchy.
He tapped on his phone, logged out of his personal Twitter, and logged in to his professional account. He didn't bother scrolling, he only followed the stars of the show for a public presence, only sharing their lives if it was about the person they met on the show.
He quickly sent out a post:
Shang Qinghua
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@thebeachymatchmaker
Your favorite host is back for Season 30! Enjoy me in the meantime <3 [Picture Attachment: Shang Qinghua sat in the sand with a gentle sunrise in front of him. He wore a long, white shirt and a light blue vest on top. A matching light blue bowtie sat at his collar. He had black pants and a belt to hold them just a bit above his waist's height.] #BeachBabes #BBS30
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Generic? Yeah. But easy promotion is still promotion.
He looked in the mirror in front of him one last time and straightened his bowtie. He liked this outfit, he always wore it for the introduction of the contestants. Did he like the contestants? Not inherently, but listening to them yap was simple enough.
He checked his phone one last time before heading out the door, a certain response caught his eye:
Cucumber
@peerlesscucumber
replying to @thebeachymatchmaker
This show is so damn rushed, season 29 was just released!! Maybe it wouldn't be absolute crap if they actually took time to select a half-decent romance interest.
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That fucker complains with notifs on? He switched to his alt account.
The Most Sexual Asexual
@airplaneshootingtowardsthesky
replying to @peerlesscucumber
idk dude, i think theyre pretty hot
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Cucumber
@peerlesscucumber
replying to @airplaneshootingtowardsthesky
*They're; and I meant their personalities, dimwit. I can't have another Zhuzhi Lang on screen.
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The Most Sexual Asexual
@airplaneshootingtowardsthesky
replying to @peerlesscucumber
woagh thats how u spell theyre???? crayz dude. i hope he sees this and fucks ur asshole abt it. send me the vid plzzzz bye xx
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He didn't bother to glance at the next notification. It was time to ragebait in the real world.