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Once upon a time…well actually it’s not long ago at all…there was a little man in Scotland called Jamie.
(yes yes, Uncle Jamie, pipe down)
Now Jamie was always jumping around and talking all the time. Yap yap yap. He’d yap all day and half the night because he never went to bed when told either. You could always tell where he was because he made so much noise.
One day a really powerful magician came to live in their town because he wanted somewhere quieter than the city and certainly somewhere that smelled a lot better.
(Yeah, London does stink doesn’t it? Ye should try livin’ there pet)
But he was just settlin’ down to some study when he heard the ‘yap yap yap’ of Jamie outside in the street and he couldn’t concentrate. He yelled out of the window “Keep the noise down, I’m tryin’ tae work here!”.
But wee Jamie yelled back that he was not afeared of any poncy magician and nobody could stop him making noise all day.
So the clever magician said “if you are going to yap all day, then you should look more suitable to such a noise” and turned him into a dog.
(Okay, okay, wolf)
And there ye go. That’s why Uncle Jamie is a wolf.