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Ice, Fire, Drama, Cameras, ACTION!
Bakugou: *holding camera while Deku is narrating* Aaaand… we’re on.
Deku: This here is the Todoroki household where all hell can break free!
Bakugou: *enjoying his time with the camera*
Deku: Chaos reigns in this household, let’s take a closer look!
Bakugou: *thumbs up and moves in*
Deku: This is the front door!
Bakugo: *nodding behind camera*
Deku: People walk through it! *door opens, zoom in on Shouto’s face* Ah, Shouto Todoroki, the youngest son. How does it feel? Being a part of this household?
Bakugou: *mega zoom on Shouto’s face*
Shouto: *squints*
Deku: Right! Let’s continue!
Bakugou: *nods and moves camera past Shouto. They barge inside*
Deku: Ah! This is the dining room. Zoom here Kacchan!
Bakugou: *SUPER ZOOM ON ENDEAVOR’S FACE*
Deku: This is Enji Todoroki, the man of the house, famously known as the hero Endeavor! How would you describe a normal day here in the Todoroki household?
Endeavor: ...what are you kids doing.
Deku: Okay move on!
Endeavor: *turns away*
Bakugou: *zooms in on his butt*
Deku: Some very nice glutes sir.
Bakugou: *thumbs up*
Endeavor: *glares at them*
Deku: Time to go to the next room! *they glide to the next room* Oh! Here! Right here! This is the kitchen!
Bakugou: *turns camera to look at Fuyumi, who is in the kitchen*
Deku: And this is the eldest daughter of the Todoroki’s and the surrogate mother of this family! She does it all, cooking, cleaning, and loving like a wonderful sister should do. What is your opinion on this household?
Fuyumi: Huh? Are you two working for the news now? Oh well, never mind that. I think that our family might-
Deku: Next!
Bakugou: *swings camera away from the flabbergasted Fuyumi and to Deku*
Deku: Whatever she was going to say was probably not important! She’s just a side character after all!
Bakugou: *nods and mouths as they move to the next room* We need Icy-hot to spill the beans.
Deku: Yes we’ll get to him. Ah! There he is! Shouto Todoroki may we have a word?
Shouto: Huh? Sure?
Deku: Great! Kacchan, get a better perspective from here.
Bakugou: *lays down on the floor and aims the camera up*
Deku: So, Shouto, don’t mind the camera. What are your opinions or thoughts on this household?
Shouto: ...I hate it here.
Deku: *gasps* Drama!? Unexpected response but please share your reasons!
Bakugou: *is zooming everywhere on Shouto and keeps moving the camera around*
Shouto: Um… *trying to focus* We don’t eat cold soba enough, for starters.
Deku: How awful! Please say something interesting now!
Shouto: ...There’s a lot of tension. Sometimes it’s tough.
Bakugou: *zooms on Shouto’s pants and whispers* There’s a stain… Soba noodles… *Continues zooming on his face*
Shouto: ...It feels empty. Even though Onee-san tries to make it feel like home, I miss what it could’ve been-
Deku: Alright, well that’s enough of that. Let’s move on!
Shouto: Wait- huh?
Deku and Bakugo: *Already gone*
Shouto: Oh… (He’s going deep and they’re like, see ya sucker)
Bakugou: *Is army crawling now to get different views of the house*
Deku: This is a staircase! People go up and down it! Ah, on the topic of brothers, here we have the second youngest, Natsuo Todoroki! He doesn’t let that stop him though! Always second favorite he chose to become a doctor instead of a hero!
Bakugou: *stands up and sticks camera in Natsuo’s face*
Natsuo: What the-
Deku: Sad really. Endeavor was hoping for strong sons and only one of them became something!
Natsuo: Huh? What are you two even doing here? Never mind I’ve got stuff to do-
Deku: *pushes past Natsuo* When will we find something interesting?
Bakugou: *runs after Deku, turning around and zooming in and out of Natsuo’s face*
Deku: *enters new room*
Bakugou: *Sweeps wide circle around library/study*
Deku: Ah! Here we have the woman of the house, the one who played a very large part in Shouto’s current demeanor, life, and appearance, in more ways than one! Rei Todoroki, what do you think of this household?
Rei: Did Enji call the news? Hm. Well, I think that with some effort this household… may still hold a loving family at some point. I think things are very… tense and Enji could try a little harder though…
Deku: *whispering* Look at that! I didn’t interrupt!
Bakugou: Nice. *is not zooming everywhere but standing still*
Rei: He is trying though. I can see it. *She smiles* I’m glad Shouto has good friends like you two, he talks about you a lot.
Deku: Well, thank you for those words Mrs. Todoroki and thank you for making Shouto look cooler by giving him that scar!
Bakugou: *nods and follows Deku. Is now zooming on the whole room*
Deku: And finally, last but not least, the squatter. *Head outside into backyard. They walk through the bushes and Deku puts finger to his mouth* Shh… *They part the bushes and he points to where Dabi is crouching near the border*
Bakugou: *zooms in*
Deku: Touya Todoroki, or well known by his villain name, Dabi, the eldest brother of his estranged family. What are your thoughts on this household?
Dabi: ...What the f*ck are you two doing here.
Bakugou: *zooms on Dabi’s clothes, arms, and then super zooms on his face. Gets close up of his eye*
Deku: Let’s deflect that question to you Dabi! What are YOU doing here?
Dabi: ...Checking up on my deadbeat *sshole of a father to see if he’s keeled over yet.
Deku: That’s wonderful! I’ll have you know everyone knows you’re here! They’re staring at you through that window right there! *points*
Bakugou: *Swings camera to window, zooming in on each of the family’s faces before landing on Shouto*
The Human Gallery.
Dabi: What the actual f*ck.
Shouto: ...Dabi?
Bakugou and Deku: *wave at Shouto*
Shouto: *small wave back*
Deku: The drama! What will happen now? *turns back to Dabi* Any words for your family or comments you’d like to share?
Dabi: *opens mouth to speak*
Deku: Right that’s it for our tour of the Todoroki family! Let’s let him self destruct in the bushes, come on Kacchan!
Bakugou: *turns camera to face him, grins at it, and then back to Deku who is already leaving*
Deku: See you later!
They leave through the backyard. The rest of the Todoroki family looking at them in shock.
Deku: Nice work Kacchan, I think we got it all.
Bakugou: How do you turn this damn thing off?
Deku: It’s still filming?
Bakugou: Yeah. *zooms in on Deku’s face and snickers*
Shouto: *comes over to where the pair are standing* What was that all about?
Deku: *ignores him* So! I guess we’ll wrap it up here then. All in all, the Todoroki family is a mess, half of them were unable to give us satisfying comments but they tried their best. I hope that smoke rising from the house isn’t a house fire and just a friendly family spat.
Bakugou: *turns camera to the thick smoke rising above the house while Deku makes a peace sign in front of the camera and Shouto looks horrified*
Deku and Bakugou: See you guys next time!
Camera shuts off.
INTERVIEW WITH THE TODOROKI FAMILY! Featuring Midoriya and Bakugou, END!