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A Miracle GEN-erates Disaster

Summary:

A rewrite of my old fic, that im not sure will be as successful but ill try 🤷🤷🤷

 

RULES OVER ALL: Hello everyone.

Likes Balls: nahh fuck this shit.

Disappearing act: opp-

Pretty Boi: NAHHHHHH

RULES OVER ALL: Well that was quite rude, wasn't it Aomine? :(

Notes:

just note that this is set sometime after kuroko joins, bc im sorry but i AM NOT going through allat again.

This also seems like this fic will be some sort of annual thing for me, idk, i just cant let go smh
feel a lil too indebted to my readers 😌😓

Theres also like a storyline im gonna follow, idk, like it'll include everyone getting together so HOPEFULLY, last until then

im expecting at least 50 chaps, but if i hold through, around 90-100

Chapter 1: How do you feel squaring up against middle schoolers? SCARED??? NAH THATS CRAZY (real)

Chapter Text

Teiko Middle - Starters Chat

Disappearing act: Aomine-kun is stupid

Likes Balls: HEY
Likes Balls: u little shit.

LUCKY ITEM OF THE DAY IS: We already knew that Kuroko. I also don't care.

Disappearing act: tsundere

LUCKY ITEM OF THE DAY IS: Die. And I hope that it's painful too.

Disappearing act: 😒😒😒

Likes Balls: quit typing in full scentences midorima
Likes Balls: you type like an old man

LUCKY ITEM OF THE DAY IS: At least i am smart enough to be able to actually spell sentences Aomine, unlike your brutish self which has probably never even looked at a dictionary once in his life.

Pretty Boi: Midorimachii is as cold as ever 🤭🤭🤭
Pretty Boi: poor Aominechii, that must hurt 😔😔😔

Likes Balls: Fuck you
Likes Balls: fuckass punk
Likes Balls: you cant even beat me in ball little shit

Pretty Boi: AOMINECHII IS SO MEAN
Pretty Boi: 😭😭😭😭
Pretty Boi: WHAT DID I EVEN DO

Disappearing act: exist

Pretty Boi: KUROKOCHII
Pretty Boi: NOT U TOO
Pretty Boi 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Likes Balls: dont listen to the shit
Likes Balls: the little turd doesnt even exist

Pretty Boi: 😲😲😲
Pretty Boi: i fear Aominechii is a dead man

Disappearing act: ....

Likes Balls: guys i dont like how ominous that felt

Disappearing act: 😌🤷😀

RULES OVER ALL: Hello everyone.

Likes Balls: nahh fuck this shit.

Disappearing act: opp-

Pretty Boi: NAHHHHHH

RULES OVER ALL: Well that was quite rude, wasn't it Aomine? :(

Likes Balls: im sorry???

Disappearing act: NOT U PUTTING THE QUESTION MARKS AS IF U DID NOTHING WRONG

Likes Balls: I AM SORRY OK, THAT WAS MEANT FOR U
Likes Balls: U LITTLE SHIT

Disappearing act: 😓😓😓

Pretty Boi: That was so mean

Food: stfu too loud

LUCKY ITEM OF THE DAY IS: As much I loath to, I agree with Murisakibara.
LUCKY ITEM OF THE DAY IS: And practice is just about to start, get off your phones.

RULES OVER ALL: Yes, you should all get to practice soon please.
RULES OVER ALL: Practice waits for no one my good friends.
RULES OVER ALL: I will be taking my leave now, goodbye.

Likes Balls: i feel like im so screwed.

RULES OVER ALL: :)

Disappearing act: (#`-_ゝ-)

Likes Balls: man fuck u kuroko

Disappearing act: ....
Disappearing act: see if i pass to u today
Disappearing act: b i t c h

Likes Balls: u wouldnt

Disappearing act: i so would

Likes Balls: noooooooooooooooooooo
Likes Balls: thats so stupid
Likes Balls: why not asshole

Disappearing act: i wonder why
Disappearing act: (¬︿̫̿¬☆) (¬︿̫̿¬☆)

Likes Balls: DONT GIVE ME THAT
Likes Balls: IM SORRY OK
Likes Balls: BESIDEDS HOW DO U EXPECT TO PLAY IF U DONT PASS IT TO ME

Disappearing act: wow rude
Disappearing act: i figure Kise-kun would be up to it
Disappearing act: mby he'll even replace u
Disappearing act 🤷🤷🤷

Pretty Boi: KUROKOCHII IS GONNA PASS TO ME??????
Pretty Boi: This is the best day of my life

Likes Balls: NAH FUCK THAT SHIT
Likes Balls: NOT KISE
Likes Balls: UD REALLY CHOSE KISE OVER ME????

Disappearing act: Kise-kun doesnt call me a little shit every 2nd sentence Aomine-kun

Likes Balls: THATS BESIDES THE POINT

Generational yapper: Daichan, be nice to tetsu
Generational yapper: or he might really not pass to u this game

Likes Balls: THAT WASNT MU FAULT?????

Disappearing act: 😒😒😒

Likes Balls: DONT SASS ME U ASS

Disappearing act: wow, ive upgraded

Likes Balls: fuck u tetsu

Disappearing act: my name 😌
Disappearing act: i havent heard it in so long i was scared Aomine-kun forgot

Likes Balls: sassy little shit
Likes Balls: im heading to practice

RULES OVER ALL: Ah, how nice, i was just about to tell you all to get to practice, but it seems i don't need to.