Archive of Our Own

var humanSoul = document.querySelector('.homosapiens'),
    winchesterSoul = document.querySelector('.exception');

function reapSoul() {
    if (humanSoul == 'damned') {
        humanSoul = 'hell';
        $(humanSoul).animate({'eternity': 'burn'});
    }
    else {
        humanSoul = 'heaven';
        $(humanSoul).animate({'eternity': 'ascend'});
    }
}

function theEmpty() {
    $(winchesterSoul).animate({'eternity': 'void'});
}

$(humanSoul).death(reapSoul);
$(winchesterSoul).death(theEmpty);

console.log('my name is Death and the end is here');