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2016-02-24
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Summary:

There's a natural order to things.

Notes:

I've tagged this as MCD just to be safe, but no one is actually actively dying here; it would be more accurate to say that this simply alludes to eventual Winchester death(s), somewhere down the line.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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var humanSoul = document.querySelector('.homosapiens'),
    winchesterSoul = document.querySelector('.exception');

function reapSoul() {
    if (humanSoul == 'damned') {
        humanSoul = 'hell';
        $(humanSoul).animate({'eternity': 'burn'});
    }
    else {
        humanSoul = 'heaven';
        $(humanSoul).animate({'eternity': 'ascend'});
    }
}

function theEmpty() {
    $(winchesterSoul).animate({'eternity': 'void'});
}

$(humanSoul).death(reapSoul);
$(winchesterSoul).death(theEmpty);

console.log('my name is Death and the end is here');

Notes:

As you can see, "poetry" here is loosely defined as "well it sure as shit ain't prose." Also, in case my coding geekery flew over everyone's heads, the title is a reference to two common keyboard commands: Ctrl+Alt+J/K (opens the developer console window in Chrome/Firefox, respectively) and Ctrl+Alt+Del (opens the Windows Task Manager to "kill" frozen applications).