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“My name is Shouta Aizawa and I am your homeroom teacher. Nice to meet you.” The black haired man says.
“Oh, hi, dad.” Asui says.
Aizawa sensei pauses. “Excuse me?”
“People often tell me I’m too blunt, so I’ll just say it. Before my parents got married, my mother decided to have a child. Since she was not in a relationship at the time, she went to a fertility clinic and obtained a donor with recessive quirk genes. My biological father is Shouta Aizawa.” Asui replies.
Izuku raises his hand. “Me too, actually.”
A boy with a bird head nods. “The same is true for me.”
“Holy shit!” A blond boy with a jagged streak in his hair exclaims, obviously fascinated with the conversation.
“The fuck!? Nerd, your father lives in America!” Kacchan blusters.
He shrugs. “He didn’t want kids of his own, but he was happy to let mom find a donor and have a kid for her to raise.”
“Is this why you always refused to use your quirk?” Kacchan asks suspiciously. Honestly, he’s not sure Kacchan even remembers what his quirk is.
“I mean, yeah.” He admits. Izuku knows how others would regard his quirk. In interests of not being ostracized, he’s never advertised it. Pretty much everyone had assumed it was his mutation of having a third, clear eyelid.
“And why you call your deadbeat dad a hero?” Kacchan persists.
“Well, yeah. Because he is one.” Izuku snarks, done with the conversation.
Kacchan at least recognizes that and turns back around.
The boy with a bird head nods again. “My moms wanted a kid, so they found a donor.”
The other kids are watching them avidly, like this is some kind of reality show or something.
Aizawa sensei looks like he sincerely wants to ask, ‘What the fuck?’ Instead, he clears his throat. “There are gym uniforms under your desks. Get changed and meet me at Field Beta.”
~
Husbands chat
SleepDeprived: So, Hizashi, did I ever tell you I sold semen fresh out of highschool so I could afford rent the first month?
Loudness: WHAT? No. You didn’t.
Loudness: Has something happened connected to that?
SleepDeprived: Well, you could say that.
SleepDeprived: Three kids in my class today claimed I’m their biological father and told the class their backstories.
Loudness: SO#)*GN#WLRWKosir!@!@#
Loudness: Holy shit! Does Nedzu know?
SleepDeprived: In what world would he not know?
Loudness: Shou! Shou! You know what this means!? We’re dads now!
SleepDeprived: They have parents.
Loudness: Everyone could use a second set of loving parents. It’s official! We’re dads!
SleepDeprived: We’re not- I have to go.
Loudness: I can’t wait to meet them!
Loudness: Don’t expel them!
~
Shouta tucks his phone away and eyes the first kid to show up. His son apparently.
With a sigh, he bites the bullet. “How do you know my name? I distinctly remember signing papers that would ensure my privacy.”
“Oh, that. Turns out they didn’t adhere to any of the privacy practices. They told everyone who the donors were. They got shut down five years ago for that when one of the mothers searched up the father and dumped her kid on him. He sued and dumped the kid in foster care. Then his mother found out and adopted the kid.” Midoriya explains casually. “Oh! Don’t worry about me expecting you to be a father figure. I mean, that’d be cool, but I know you’re not looking for a father-son relationship, so I’m not expecting anything from you other than being my teacher.”
Well, that’s a relief. Not that it means Hizashi will allow it.
“How do you know I’m a hero?” He wonders. As an undergrounder, there’s very little information about him available.
Midoriya gives him a pitying look. “You won two of your three sports festivals at UA and the second and third year you were a hero course member. I searched you up when I was…10? Yeah, ten. And periodically searched up any videos that show you as Eraserhead. You’re really a great underground hero! You and All Might are my inspirations as a hero!”
“What’s your quirk? You implied it was Erasure in class, but I saw you break three limbs in the entrance exam.” He asks.
“You didn’t read our files?” Midoriya asks in surprise.
Shouta frowns. “Not until the second day, after I’m sure I’m not going to be expelling them the first day.”
Midoriya doesn’t even look surprised, apparently familiar with his reputation for expulsions. “Oh. Okay. All Might said I could tell my parents, so-”
The sound of voices make them both look around to see the other students finally approaching.
“I’ll tell you later.” Midoriya finishes. “It’s kind of a national secret.”
What!? Dammit All Might!
The QAT is a shit show.
Ashido calls it ‘fun’ and Shouta threatens to expel the person who comes last.
Midoriya uses his quirk to light up his arm. Shouta erases it and reminds him that he can’t be a hero if he becomes a liability after only one move. Midoriya uses his quirk on his finger and tells him that he’s still standing. Honestly, Shouta’s a bit impressed at the cleverness.
Then Bakugou flings himself at Midoriya screaming about him lying about his quirk all these years and Shouta has to use his capture weapon and quirk on him. “Bakugou, behave yourself and quit making me use my quirk. It gives me dry eye. Also, have some manners when asking people questions. You wouldn’t like it if people threw themselves screaming at you, demanding answers.”
Bakugou has the gall to give him a shocked look, but at least he desists.
Then the short ball headed boy has the fucking impudence to grope the invisible girl right in front of him, like that’s ever okay.
“Minoru Mineta, you’re expelled.” He says.
“What!? What did I do!? I didn’t do anything wrong!” Mineta exclaims.
“You literally just groped someone in front of me. I’m sure Nedzu has it on camera too. That’s sexual misconduct. I’m not letting a walking sexual harassment case become a hero. Go to Nedzu’s office now.” He orders, flaring his quirk.
Mineta backs down and walks away grumbling about it not being fair that he can’t ‘get all the ladies’ and that he doesn’t know who his parents are.
Shouta does, in fact, know whose Mineta’s parents are. They’re the only reason he was accepted to the course in the first place and they’ll probably be able to keep him in UA, at least until the next time he decides to be an active pervert and cross boundaries. The Minetas may be wealthy donors, but Nedzu will be entirely willing to take the loss if his behavior continues. The money is not worth the loss of reputation that Mineta could bring to UA if he doesn’t shape up.
Then Hagakure throws herself at him for a hug, crying and shaking and thanking him over and over. Like she thought he’d just let that kind of thing pass because she’s literally invisible.
~
Teachers chat
Nedzu: Aizawa, that was fast. Thank you for bringing this to my attention.
Midnight: Ooh, who did Shouta expel this time?
PresentMic: You didn’t expel one of our kids, did you?
Cementoss: What happened?
Aizawa: Mineta happened. He fucking groped one of my female students in front of me. Mineta is no longer a member of the hero course.
Nedzu: Correction. Mineta is no longer a student of UA. His parents refused to agree to mandatory therapy, so he was expelled.
Midnight: Good!
PresentMic: YEAH!
Snipe: Wow, what a little fucker. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Midnight: Hizashi, what do you mean by ‘our kids’?
Aizawa: Hizashi, don’t you dare.
PresentMic: [zipped lips emoji]
Nedzu: He means that three of the 1A kids are Aizawa’s biological children via artificial insemination due to him being a donor in his youth.
Aizawa: Kami damn it, Nedzu! You did this on purpose.
Nedzu: Of course. Though, actually, you chose those three yourself, if you recall.
Aizawa: … Fuck you.
Nedzu: No thanks.
Yagi: Can I ask which three kids?
Aizawa: … Might as well, I guess.
Aizawa: Asui
Aizawa: Tokoyami
Aizawa: And Midoriya. Who apparently has a national secret to tell me, All Might.
Yagi: What-? Oh. Oh no.
Aizawa: You said he could tell his parents. You going to go back on that and break his trust?
Yagi: Oh fuck. Midoriya knows?
Aizawa: The kids were the ones who told me.
Yagi: FUCK.
Nedzu: If I may? Yagi, Aizawa and Yamada are perfectly trustworthy and will be useful in the pursuit of allowing Midoriya to better control his quirk.
Yagi: Oh. I suppose. Why Yamada?
PresentMic: Because Shouta and I are married. And I have experience with a hard to control quirk.
Yagi: Wait. Since when?
PresentMic: Since two years after we graduated from UA?
Yagi: Oh. I apologize.
PresentMic: For what?
Yagi: For not knowing.
PresentMic: It’s fine. I don’t think anyone thought to tell you.
PowerLoader: Are we just going to ignore the fact that Midoriya knows a national secret?
Aizawa: Yes, yes, you are going to do just that.
PowerLoader: Okay then. Maybe use one of the soundproofed meeting rooms to discuss it, then.
PresentMic: Excellent idea!
PresentMic: Nemuri? You okay? You’ve been quiet.
Midnight: Just trying to process that I’m an aunt to three now.
Midnight: And looking up their files. Shouta, how are your kids so cute when you’re so ugly?
Aizawa: Rude. And recessive genes.
Midnight: Must just be the looks that are recessive, then. All three of them have an aspect of your quirk to theirs. Asui’s poison can temporarily erase quirks. Tokoyami’s shadow quirk can use Erasure. And Midoriya has a souped-up version of yours with…that’s weird.
PresentMic: What’s weird?
Midnight: A sudden quirk evolution just before UA that gives him enhanced strength.
Snipe: Quirks don’t work like that. Unless his mom has a strength quirk?
Midnight: No, she has a telekinesis quirk.
Snipe: National secret, eh? All Might, what exactly did you give that boy?
Shuzenji: Something you can rest assured is one of a kind and can’t be replicated. Also, something very reckless to give him. And that’s all you need to know.
Nedzu: Shuzenji is correct. That is all you need to know.
Snipe: Aye, aye, boss.
~
“I’m Hizashi Yamada, your English teacher. Welcome to UA, kiddos! Also: Asui, Midoriya and Tokoyami, feel free to call me Papa.” Present Mic says boisterously.
The class bursts into whispers.
Izuku raises his hand.
“Midoriya? You have a question?” Yamada sensei asks.
“Does this mean you and Aizawa sensei are married?” Izuku guesses.
“Right you are! But don’t spread it around, okay? It wouldn’t be good if our enemies found out and used us against each other.” Yamada sensei answers.
The class bursts into more whispers. One of them is louder than the rest. “Dadzawa and Papamada!”
Yamada sensei shoots finger guns at Kaminari. “You got it!” Then he turns back and meets Izuku’s, Asui’s and Tokoyami’s eyes in turn. “Just for clarification, neither of us are going to go easy on you just because you’re our kids. We’ll be expecting more from you, actually. Tough love is the best kind of love in hero school. Got it?”
“Yes, sensei.” Tokoyami says with a nod.
“Got it, Papa.” Asui says. Her expression doesn’t change, but Izuku’s pretty sure she’s smiling.
“Yeah, Yamada sensei.” Izuku replies.
Dark Shadow pops out. “Does that mean I can call you Papa too?”
Yamada sensei grins. “Of course!”
“Yay! Fumie, Fumie! We finally got dads!” Dark Shadow says excitedly.
“Dark Shadow, calm down.” Tokoyami says, his feathers ruffling slightly. Izuku wonders if it’s embarrassment.
A moment later, Yamada sensei calls the class to order. Izuku will have to process the idea of having two extra father figures later. On the one hand, he’s pretty sure Aizawa sensei wants nothing to do with them outside of being their teacher. On the other, Present Mic is his husband. And Yamada sensei seems very enthusiastic about being involved in their lives.