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teresa ?! @kazooey69
so why did NOBODY tell me about this INSANE COOL indie rock band from the uk called tardis
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teresa ?! @kazooey69
it’s so funny that no one was talking abt them until now because they’ve been doing song covers on yt for like years?? and no one noticed until now?? like i JUST found out about them bc they literally just released an original ep and i was recommended it on spotify
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teresa ?! @kazooey69
HELP HIT TWEET follow me guys im tardis’ num. 1 fan 🫡(self assigned)
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samuel/sammy @stareyedsammy
replying to @kazooey69
Ooh what are they like?
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teresa ?! @kazooey69
replying to @stareyedsammy
they’re an indie rock band! they usually do covers of songs they like on their youtube channel (tardishq) but they’ve recently released their debut EP called The Doctor which is rly kickass! It’s made up of six people and i think they’re all siblings lol
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angel // exam week :( @heartsnangels
replying to @kazooey69
THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYING. THEIR COVERS GO SO FUCKING HARD. EVERY SONG THEY TOUCH TURNS ETHEREAL ONG THEIR EP IS INSAAANE
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teresa ?! @kazooey69
replying to @heartsnangels
RIIIGGHHHTHTT
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mint! (they/it) @breathmintss_
replying to @kazooey69
just checked out their yt and they are all mind blowingly attractive what in the hell
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eris @anyaeris
replying to @breathmintss_
including the old guy on electric guitar??
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mint! (they/it) @breathmintss_
replying to @anyaeris
ESPECIALLY the old guy on electric guitar who do you take me for
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HARRY (comms open!) @gxldenharry
just heard the BLINK song from tardis on the radio and it scared my mom so hard she almost crashed the damn car
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starla || in my tardis era @OhMyStars
replying to @gxldenharry
HELP ARE YOU GUYS OKAY
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HARRY (comms open!) @gxldenharry
replying to @OhMyStars
LMAO YES WE’RE FINE. she said it added to the experience lmao. blink is such a banger its just so SUDDEN sdkfhgf
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starla || in my tardis era @OhMyStars
replying to @gxldenharry
whoaa. proof that listening to tardis will result in critical injury
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Autumn @_leavesthatfall
replying to @gxldenharry
Omg TARDIS played on national radio. They are spreading like the plague
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glue enthusiast @gluustik
guys what does TARDIS actually even mean 😭
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finn @cxentauri
rating TARDIS band members based on what i've seen of them online, a stupid ass thread:
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finn @cxentauri
replying to @cxentauri
NATHAN (guy on drums)
- 9/10, love him
- has a weird attachment to his leather jacket, never seen without it. i respect that
- he’s from the north so thats extra points
- he’d be a 10 if his ears werent the size of satellites (im sorry nathan)
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finn @cxentauri
replying to @cxentauri
JOHN (guy on bass)
- 10/10. nothing much to say lmoa he’s kinda boring. standard ass white man /aff
- looks like somebody’s lost wet cat
- also looks like his diet is oxygen and celery sticks, bbg is like paper thin
- i would like to punch him
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finn @cxentauri
replying to @cxentauri
ELLIOTT (guy on keyboard)
- 11/10. icon
- WHY DO THEY HAVE SOME GUY IN A BOW TIE AND SUSPENDERS IN A ROCK BAND. his ass should NOT be there
- looks a little gay but whatever makes my little girl happy
- he keeps showing up in their youtube videos wearing different kinds of stupid hats and i love that for him
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finn @cxentauri
replying to @cxentauri
BASIL (guy on electric guitar)
- 12/10. dilf * gets shot*
- he’s like if a mad science teacher listened to a lot of queen
- the sunglasses are so unnecessary pookie bear but whateva they go hard
- would.
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finn @cxentauri
replying to @cxentauri
JAY (guy on vocals)
- 13 billion out of 10 OH MY GGOOODDD OH MY GOD
- IT’S LIKE. BUTCH LESBIAN WHO WAS A NERD AND ALSO NORTHERN
- she’s like if a man and a woman had a baby,
- her singing voice is so rough yet so flowy im killing myself
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finn @cxentauri
replying to @cxentauri
ALE (guy on vocals pt. 2)
- 15/10 he is the hottest of them all keels over dead
- all his clothes look thrifted?? but he’s still?????? slaying??????
- ate and left no crumbs
- HIS VOICE IS LIKE BUTTER. THIS IS NOT FAIR
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finn @cxentauri
replying to @cxentauri
banger tweet stream the doctor by tardis on spotify and go sub to tardishq on youtube i need more ppl to talk abt them with
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Nina is Normal about Blink @neenawneenaw
does ANYONE know if any of the TARDIS members have twitter or any social media i wish to yell at them directly
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HARRY (comms open!) @gxldenharry
replying to @neenawneenaw
yeah i’ve been looking too! It’s so hard tho bc they all have relatively common names :( like how am i supposed to find my john in the sea of johns swimming around in twitter dot com
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io! // he/they @_io_on_the_moon
replying to @neenawneenaw
Uhhh there is a TARDIS twitter account that was made like three years ago? But there aren’t any tweets yet lol – and i’ve only been able to track down elliott’s public twitter account so far but he’s here under @/bowtiesarecool
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Nina is Normal about Blink @neenawneenaw
replying to @_io_on_the_moon
YOU ARE MAGIC how did you find him??????
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io! // he/they @_io_on_the_moon
replying to @neenawneenaw
there could literally be no one else under the username bowtiesarecool
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T.J. the Awesome @tjeezzz
TARDIS getting popular is the best thing that's ever happened to me god bless. the world is healing
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Leaf! (she/her) @leafymochatea_
the TARDIS official youtube channel is so funny there are like six videos and five of them are covers with some strange lighting choices and the sixth is a twenty second clip of jay and john reciting hamlet
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Leaf! (she/her) @leafymochatea_
replying to @leafymochatea_
shout out to basil in the gimme gimme gimme cover video for playing guitar while looking dead into the camera unblinking the entire video gotta be one of my favorite genders
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pretzel wetzel @LovePretzels9
replying to @leafymochatea_
HELP HAMLET???
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Leaf! (she/her) @leafymochatea_
replying to @LovePretzels9
they’re such theater kids it’s embarrassing
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Prysm ✔️ @prysmnews
Indie Rock Band TARDIS Makes It To The Charts In Record Time With Debut EP The Doctor (prysm.com/article/TARDIS-Makes-It-To-)
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teresa ?! @kazooey69
replying to @prysmnews
LETS GOOOO THOSE ARE MY SONS AND DAUGHTER RIGHT THTERE
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MARI - any prns @hearts4jay_
replying to @prysmnews
this is so insane actually????????///?///?
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kitty/kit || TARDIS SUPREMACY RAAAHHH @bengalkitty_
replying to @prysmnews
i love this stupid little gay british band that came out of nowhere, knocked everybody out the park, and then vanished. i have hope in the world again
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Boba || tardis num. 2 fan @bubblebobaart
replying to @bengalkitty_
oomfie why are you calling them gay
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kitty/kit || TARDIS SUPREMACY RAAAHHH @bengalkitty_
replying to @bubblebobaart
have you SEEN them
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in love with john from hit band tardis @johnfrxmthetardis
replying to @prysmnews
This is like the seventh article i’ve seen abt them just this morning!! WIN FOR NEURODIVERGENT PEOPLE WORLDWIDE
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connor (the coolest) @herebebats
replying to @prysmnews
Glad they’re finally getting the recognition they deserve! They were criminally underrated for sssooooo loonngg 🙏
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elliott??? @bowtiesarecool
replying to @prysmnews
hit tweet follow me for more bangers
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finn @cxentauri
replying to @bowtiesarecool
WHHAT EH FKUJC
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TARDIS @TARDISHQ
um
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TARDIS @TARDISHQ
why are we trending
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