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teresa ?! @kazooey69
so why did NOBODY tell me about this INSANE COOL indie rock band from the uk called tardis

 

(or: another doctor human au but they're in a famous band and also on twitter)

Notes:

alright gamers so here's the sitch

this au is another really self indulgent one i pulled out of my ass: idk where it came from or if trying to make sense of it'll be good for me, 'specially cuz chaptered fics/commitment are SCARY, but i wanted to try something new and this has been extremely fun to write. hoewver updates will most definitely be sporadic -- my fear of commitment needs to manifest itself somehow, sorry for that. but yknow maybe i'm making a big deal out of nothing and no one will read this and i'm talking to myself lol

inspired loosely by That lara jenn art

any reference to any actual twitter users is completely coincidental, aaand if the format is hard to read i apologize dskfhgf idk how to space things out right

ALRIGHT BORiNG STUFF OUTTA THE WAY! go ham

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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teresa ?! @kazooey69

so why did NOBODY tell me about this INSANE COOL indie rock band from the uk called tardis

24 Comments 150 Retweets 3.5K Likes  

 

teresa ?! @kazooey69

it’s so funny that no one was talking abt them until now because they’ve been doing song covers on yt for like years?? and no one noticed until now?? like i JUST found out about them bc they literally just released an original ep and i was recommended it on spotify

3 Comments 1 Retweets 527 Likes

 

teresa ?! @kazooey69

HELP HIT TWEET follow me guys im tardis’ num. 1 fan 🫡(self assigned)

1 Comments 0 Retweets 40 Likes

 

samuel/sammy @stareyedsammy

replying to @kazooey69

Ooh what are they like?

2 Comments 0 Retweets 138 Likes

 

teresa ?! @kazooey69 

replying to @stareyedsammy

they’re an indie rock band! they usually do covers of songs they like on their youtube channel (tardishq) but they’ve recently released their debut EP called The Doctor which is rly kickass! It’s made up of six people and i think they’re all siblings lol

1 Comments 2 Retweets 89 Likes

 

angel // exam week :( @heartsnangels

replying to @kazooey69

THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYING. THEIR COVERS GO SO FUCKING HARD. EVERY SONG THEY TOUCH TURNS ETHEREAL ONG  THEIR EP IS INSAAANE

13 Comments 5 Retweets 331 Likes

 

teresa ?! @kazooey69

replying to @heartsnangels

RIIIGGHHHTHTT

0 Comments 0 retweets 66 Likes

 

mint! (they/it) @breathmintss_

replying to @kazooey69

just checked out their yt and they are all mind blowingly attractive what in the hell

5 Comments 3 Retweets 203 Likes

 

eris @anyaeris

replying to @breathmintss_

including the old guy on electric guitar?? 

1 Comments 0 Retweets 31 Likes

 

mint! (they/it) @breathmintss_

replying to @anyaeris

ESPECIALLY the old guy on electric guitar who do you take me for

2 Comments 2 Retweets 106 Likes



 

 

 

HARRY (comms open!) @gxldenharry

just heard the BLINK song from tardis on the radio and it scared my mom so hard she almost crashed the damn car

25 Comments 190 Retweets 5.4K Likes

 

starla || in my tardis era @OhMyStars

replying to @gxldenharry

HELP ARE YOU GUYS OKAY

5 Comments 0 Retweets 426 Likes

 

HARRY (comms open!) @gxldenharry 

replying to @OhMyStars

LMAO YES WE’RE FINE. she said it added to the experience lmao. blink is such a banger its just so SUDDEN sdkfhgf

1 Comments 0 Retweets 306 Likes

 

starla || in my tardis era @OhMyStars

replying to @gxldenharry

whoaa. proof that listening to tardis will result in critical injury

0 Comments 4 Retweets 67 Likes

 

Autumn @_leavesthatfall

replying to @gxldenharry

Omg TARDIS played on national radio. They are spreading like the plague 

8 Comments 3 Retweets 377 Likes



 

 

glue enthusiast @gluustik

guys what does TARDIS actually even mean 😭

45 Comments 358 Retweets 8.9K Likes



 

 

finn @cxentauri

rating TARDIS band members based on what i've seen of them online, a stupid ass thread:

58 Comments 502 Retweets 10.1K Likes

 

finn @cxentauri 

replying to @cxentauri

NATHAN (guy on drums)

- 9/10, love him

- has a weird attachment to his leather jacket, never seen without it. i respect that

- he’s from the north so thats extra points

- he’d be a 10 if his ears werent the size of satellites (im sorry nathan)

3 Comments 269 Retweets 8.5K Likes

 

finn @cxentauri 

replying to @cxentauri

JOHN (guy on bass) 

- 10/10. nothing much to say lmoa he’s kinda boring. standard ass white man /aff

- looks like somebody’s lost wet cat

- also looks like his diet is oxygen and celery sticks, bbg is like paper thin

- i would like to punch him

5 Comments 203 Retweets  8.3K Likes

 

finn @cxentauri 

replying to @cxentauri

ELLIOTT (guy on keyboard) 

- 11/10. icon

- WHY DO THEY HAVE SOME GUY IN A BOW TIE AND SUSPENDERS IN A ROCK BAND. his ass should NOT be there

- looks a little gay but whatever makes my little girl happy

- he keeps showing up in their youtube videos wearing different kinds of stupid hats and i love that for him

12 Comments 199 Retweets 7.9K Likes

 

finn @cxentauri 

replying to @cxentauri

BASIL (guy on electric guitar) 

- 12/10. dilf * gets shot*

- he’s like if a mad science teacher listened to a lot of queen

- the sunglasses are so unnecessary pookie bear but whateva they go hard

- would.

10 Comments 157 Retweets 7.4K Likes

 

finn @cxentauri 

replying to @cxentauri

JAY (guy on vocals) 

- 13 billion out of 10 OH MY GGOOODDD OH MY GOD

- IT’S LIKE. BUTCH LESBIAN WHO WAS A NERD AND ALSO NORTHERN

- she’s like if a man and a woman had a baby,

- her singing voice is so rough yet so flowy im killing myself

13 Comments 136 Retweets 7.3K Likes

 

finn @cxentauri 

replying to @cxentauri

ALE (guy on vocals pt. 2)

- 15/10 he is the hottest of them all keels over dead

- all his clothes look thrifted?? but he’s still?????? slaying??????

- ate and left no crumbs

- HIS VOICE IS LIKE BUTTER. THIS IS NOT FAIR

9 Comments 129 Retweets 7K Likes

 

finn @cxentauri 

replying to @cxentauri

banger tweet stream the doctor by tardis on spotify and go sub to tardishq on youtube i need more ppl to talk abt them with

15 Comments 56 Retweets 5K Likes



 

 

Nina is Normal about Blink @neenawneenaw

does ANYONE know if any of the TARDIS members have twitter or any social media i wish to yell at them directly

50 Comments 98 Retweets 3.6K Likes

 

HARRY (comms open!) @gxldenharry 

replying to @neenawneenaw

yeah i’ve been looking too! It’s so hard tho bc they all have relatively common names :( like how am i supposed to find my john in the sea of johns swimming around in twitter dot com

4 Comments 3 Retweets 42 Likes

 

io! // he/they @_io_on_the_moon

replying to @neenawneenaw

Uhhh there is a TARDIS twitter account that was made like three years ago? But there aren’t any tweets yet lol – and i’ve only been able to track down elliott’s public twitter account so far but he’s here under @/bowtiesarecool

12 Comments 2 Retweets 139 Likes

 

Nina is Normal about Blink @neenawneenaw 

replying to @_io_on_the_moon

YOU ARE MAGIC how did you find him??????

1 Comment 0 Retweets 19 Likes

 

io! // he/they @_io_on_the_moon

replying to @neenawneenaw

there could literally be no one else under the username bowtiesarecool

3 Comments 1 Retweet 56 Likes



 

 

T.J. the Awesome @tjeezzz

TARDIS getting popular is the best thing that's ever happened to me god bless. the world is healing

12 Comments 7 Retweets 95 Likes



 

 

Leaf! (she/her) @leafymochatea_

the TARDIS official youtube channel is so funny there are like six videos and five of them are covers with some strange lighting choices and the sixth is a twenty second clip of jay and john reciting hamlet

33 Comments 205 Retweets 4.2K Likes

 

Leaf! (she/her) @leafymochatea_ 

replying to @leafymochatea_

shout out to basil in the gimme gimme gimme cover video for playing guitar while looking dead into the camera unblinking the entire video gotta be one of my favorite genders

5 Comments 2 Retweets 661 Likes

 

pretzel wetzel @LovePretzels9 

replying to @leafymochatea_

HELP HAMLET???

1 Comments 0 Retweets 86 Likes

 

Leaf! (she/her) @leafymochatea_ 

replying to @LovePretzels9

they’re such theater kids it’s embarrassing

0 Comments 1 Retweets 59 Likes

 

 

 

 

 

Prysm ✔️ @prysmnews 

Indie Rock Band TARDIS Makes It To The Charts In Record Time With Debut EP The Doctor (prysm.com/article/TARDIS-Makes-It-To-)

138 Comments 5.9K Retweets 19.7K Likes

 

teresa ?! @kazooey69 

replying to @prysmnews

LETS GOOOO THOSE ARE MY SONS AND DAUGHTER RIGHT THTERE

28 Comments 30 Retweets 1.6K Likes

 

MARI - any prns @hearts4jay_ 

replying to @prysmnews

this is so insane actually????????///?///?

17 Comments 2 Retweets 424 Likes

 

kitty/kit || TARDIS SUPREMACY RAAAHHH @bengalkitty_ 

replying to @prysmnews

i love this stupid little gay british band that came out of nowhere, knocked everybody out the park, and then vanished. i have hope in the world again

34 Comments 8 Retweets 673 Likes

 

Boba || tardis num. 2 fan @bubblebobaart

replying to @bengalkitty_

oomfie why are you calling them gay

4 Comments 0 Retweets 311 Likes

 

kitty/kit || TARDIS SUPREMACY RAAAHHH @bengalkitty_

replying to @bubblebobaart 

have you SEEN them

8 Comments 1 Retweets 544 Likes

 

in love with john from hit band tardis @johnfrxmthetardis

replying to @prysmnews

This is like the seventh article i’ve seen abt them just this morning!! WIN FOR NEURODIVERGENT PEOPLE WORLDWIDE

23 Comments 5 Retweets 1.2K Likes

 

connor (the coolest) @herebebats 

replying to @prysmnews

Glad they’re finally getting the recognition they deserve! They were criminally underrated for sssooooo loonngg  🙏

19 Comments 7 Retweets 2K Likes

 

elliott??? @bowtiesarecool

replying to @prysmnews

hit tweet follow me for more bangers

69 Comments 188 Retweets 15.9K Likes

 

finn @cxentauri 

replying to @bowtiesarecool

WHHAT EH FKUJC

4 Comments 7 Retweets 601 Likes

 

 

 

 

TARDIS @TARDISHQ

um

361 Comments 14.2K Retweets 58.9K Likes

 

 

 

 

TARDIS @TARDISHQ 

why are we trending 

589 Comments 23.2K Retweets 89.6K Likes