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Wendy Testaburger always had brilliant ideas at school. She was the one who reworked the school’s budget so that students didn’t need to bring their own chairs to school, she convinced them to let the yearly field trip be to Disney world and most importantly she was in charge of fundraising for prom- something admittedly no one else wanted to do.
However, leaving her to decide how this years prom was funded was something everyone in the boys football team was now suddenly regretting.
Wendy had the brilliant idea to auction off the players to the other students for the chance to have a football player take you to prom. The girls loved the idea. Squeals and giggles could be heard all over the school for weeks just at the thought of it.
“I cant believe I have to take some random chick to prom” Clyde rolled his eyes as he dropped his lunch tray onto the table slouching down onto the seat beside Tolkien on the edge of the table.
“What are you talking about?” Stan from across the table squinted at him. All the boys in matching dark green and white letterman jackets- that is except for Tweek and Craig at the other side of the table- Tweek sat in Craigs jacket reading ‘Tucker’ across the breast pocket in neat white stitching and Craig sat beside him without his jacket in a blue t-shirt.
“The auction after school, I don’t want to go to prom with some strange girl” Clyde said picking up his fork and shoving school mac and cheese into his mouth.
“You know Bebe is going to out bid anyone who bids for you, right?” Kyle said glaring at the dumb brunette boy.
“But what if she doesn’t?” Clyde retorted “What if I have to go with Deborah Dinkle”
“Clyde do you ever shut up?” Craig asked
“Oh of course you’re chilled out Craig, every hot girl in our school is in love with you, except Bebe obviously- you wont have to go with Deborah Dinkle” Clyde huffed frowning at his friend
“Im glad im not on the football team” Tweek chuckled “Sucks to be you guys”
“Shut up Tweek, you only get to sit here because you’re our pet” Eric sneered
“You shouldn’t be here either, you’re not in the team you’re just a water boy” Tweek glared at the larger boy next to Stan who was on his second lunch of the afternoon.
“You know what would be so funny, if Tweek bid on one of us” Tolkien chuckled “Could you imagine”
“Who would you bid on?” Stan looked down the table to Tweek who was looking rather put off at the idea. He hated when the eyes of the full table turned to him it put him on edge.
“None of you I’m not gay” Tweek frowned “Besides im like broke anyway”
“It doesn’t need to be gay, it could be like a joke thing” Kenny said “Oh come on bid for us”
“Hell no, that’s way too embarrassing” Tweek grimaced
“What and sitting in Craigs jacket like a chick isn’t?” Eric laughed
“I was cold ass hat” Tweek flipped him off “Not all of us have these hella warm jackets”
“Just out of curiosity actually- How did Eric get one?” Kyle asked
“Its fake, his mom made it” Kenny sniggered
“Shut up dude that’s so embarrassing” Tolkien laughed with the rest of the table
“Screw you guys im going home” Eric trudged away from the table like a moody toddler as everyone continued to laugh.
“What an asshole” Tolkien wiped a tear from the corner of his eye “I hate him so much”
“How have we never noticed that before?” Stan asked
“Oh he told me to keep it a secret like… this morning but hell no was I keeping to myself” Kenny clutched his stomach from laughter
“How come Tweek never joined the football team?” Butters asked finally
“Because I work 6 days a week, after school until 8PM doesn’t leave much time for extra curriculars” Tweek pouted
“Oh yeah, surly if you work that much you must have money, right?” Kenny asked
“My parents don’t pay” Tweek said as he drank the last of his juice
“What!? Isnt that like slave labour?” Stan asked
“Mhm” Tweek nodded
“Oh shit” Kenny said “That sucks dude”
“Do any of you guys have the answers for the World history homework?” Clyde asked
“God damn it Clyde” Kyle said rolling his eyes sarcastically as he handed the brunette his notebook.
“Thanks Kyle” Clyde grinned cheesily as he placed the notebook beside him with his greasy fingers much to Kyles dismay.
The shrill bell rang out as the lunch hall suddenly became an orchestra of chairs scraping the floor and students chatting as they made their way to class.
“Hey” Craig said as they became separated from the rest of the group
“Hey” Tweek said taking off the jacket handing it back to Craig.
“Thanks- I um” Craig cleared his throat “I was just wondering if you were coming to the auction- god I hate calling it that”
“No” Tweek laughed “Why would I? Its for you guys and chicks, besides I have to work”
“Yeah but like… tell your parents its an emergency- you could come over after and we could watch the Mandalorian?”
“I could just come over after work, right?” Tweek said
“Yeah but… I want you to be there”
“You do?” Tweek chuckled raising an eyebrow
“Yeah… you will make me not want to blow my brains out” Craig grinned “And if no one bids for me you can save me the embarrassment and bid for me”
“No one bid for you?” Tweek almost couldn’t believe what he was hearing “Craig you’re the hottest guy in our school, you’re probably going to single handedly fund this prom”
“You think im the hottest guy at our school?” Craig grinned
“Ack- no” Tweek laughed “Im just saying objectively”
“Well… promise me you will be there, you wont even need to do anything but… he there, ill take you back to mine after and watch Mandalorian”
“Whatever dude” Tweek said. The tension was palpable to basically everyone except the two boys themselves. Tweek was tall and slender and had a full head of thick curly blonde hair, bright green eyes, and light freckles across the bridge of his nose on his pale skin. Craig had some muscle which made him feel bigger than Tweek, but they were more or less the same height. Craig had thick black hair and his skin was a light olive sort of colour he had gotten from his mom much like his blue eyes.
Craig watched the blonde walk off and he couldn’t help but smile. That boy really was his best friend…
Craig had been instructed to sit on the stage which faced a sea of giggling girls and he felt the urge to roll his eyes.
“Hello ladies, thank you for coming” Wendy said as she stood at her podium “You all know the rules, bids will all start at $2 and all you need to do is out bid the other girls for a chance to have one of our lovely football players here, take you to prom, now lets start” She giggled “First up we have, Stan Marsh, lets get this over with honey”
Stan stood from his seat and stood by Wendy “Stan is 6ft 1, baby blue eyes, jet black hair and an adorable mole on the side of his temple, bids start at $2, I bid $30” Wendy smiled as she looked at the girls non of which were even going to dare try to out bid Wendy for her own boyfriend.
“Going, going, going, and it looks like you’re all mine Stanny” Wendy kissed his cheek “You can go sit down”
“$30 for her own boyfriend, Wendy got ripped off” Kenny whispered making Craig and Clyde grin
“Now we have, Kenneth McCormack” Wendy said gesturing to the blonde to join her “Kenny is 5ft 11-“
“6ft” Kenny cut in
“5ft 11” Wendy glared at him “A bit of an attitude problem but a good flirt and he will supply pot, bids start at $2”
“$5” Red stood up
“$6” A sophomore girl stood
“$8”
“$10” Came other girls somewhere in the room
“12!”
“15!”
“Ugh $20!” Red caved in
“Sold to Red for $20” Wendy laughed. It was clear to everyone just how much fun the girls were having but Craig couldn’t help but find this whole ordeal rather loathsome.
He watched as each boy took their turn to bid on like prize cattle. Some were predictable, like Clyde and Bebe and Tolkien and Nichole, others not so, Kyle was going with Heidi- a couple which hadn’t been together since they were briefly back in 4th grade and also as Butters and some freshman girl were now going to prom together and Craig couldn’t help but laugh at the crime being committed in front of willingly blind eyes. That was until of course the thought of also having to take a 14-year-old to prom became a realisation and he closed his mouth.
“Now, last but not least, Craig Tucker” Wendy said as Craig accepted his fate as stood beside Wendy looking out into the sea of girls and… Tweek. Tweek sat in the back row unoccupied by anyone else as he scrolled on his phone not paying attention and Craig couldn’t help but smile.
“Craig Tucker, 6ft 2, gorgeous hair, deep blue eyes, stunning muscles and god just look-“
“Quit it” Stan said from his seat
“Oh relax you big baby” Wendy glared at her boyfriend “I don’t really need to sell him do I just look at him ladies, Craig Tucker bidding starts at $2” Wendy mumbled under her breath something about just how much money he was going to make her but before Craig would even register it girls practically foaming at the mouth were leaping up from their seats.
“$5!”
“$9!”
Tweek lifted his head catching Craigs eyes. Craig nodded at Tweek subtly. Tweek looked back up at him smiling teasingly.
“Bid” Craig lipped
“$30!” came from somewhere in the room
Tweek- who was rather good at lip reading- shook his head violently ‘No’
“loser” Craig lipped rolling his eyes subtly
“$40!”
“$45!”
Tweek pressed his lips together checking how much money he even had. He really didn’t want to do thus- this may just be the single most humiliating moment of his life “$60!” Tweek blurted out and all eyes fell on him
“S-Sixty dollars” Wendy smiled giddily
“$70” Annie knits stood and Craigs face went pale. His ex-girlfriend who he definitely hadn’t cheated on was now glaring up at him. What the heck did she want with him? Probably to gut him and hand his body like a piece of modern art from the ceiling.
“$80” Tweek said to Craigs relief
“$90” Annie turned to scowl at Tweek
“$100” Tweek blurted out cringing as he said it
“Why do you want him so badly” Annie crossed her arms
“W-Why do you?” Tweek retorted. He could see his friends laughing encouraging him from the stage “$150”
“Tweek you were still winning you don’t need to bid again” Wendy said
“$160” Annie turned to Wendy
“$170” Tweek said reluctantly
“Fuck it- Sold to Tweek” Wendy giggled
“Way to go Tweek” The boys laughed as they joined him.
“How come you didn’t bid for me?” Kenny pouted
“I wasn’t paying attention to be honest” Tweek shrugged
“But you were paying attention to Craig” Clyde teased
“Quit it, only because I could feel him staring at me” Tweek said
“Oh my god, does this mean Craig is taking Tweek to prom?” Kenny asked
“Yes dumb ass that’s what the auction was for” Tolkien said
“Yeah but were not really going as like… a couple” Craig said “Right?”
“Of course not, I not gay” Tweek chuckled
“And im not either, that’s not the point” Craig rolled his eyes
“The point is Tweek you just bid $170 to get taken on a date by a dude that’s pretty gay” Stan said
“Lets all remember you guys all told me to bid on one of you at lunch today, this wasn’t my idea” Tweek scoffed
“Yeah bid not win” Kyle sniggered “And you only even bid on Craig, who was last which means you waited for him”
“No I bid because Craig asked me to” Tweek said in his defence
“Wait you did?” Tolkien turned to Craig
“Only because I didn’t want to go with any of the girls, ive either cheated on them, their ugly or underage” Craig said
“Yeah but surly taking an ugly girl to prom is better than a dude?” Clyde asked “At least that way you get some pussy”
“I can get pussy anyway, I don’t need to be taking them to prom” Craig said which did seem to be a justifiable answer to the other guys who all nodded.
“Well arnt you a lucky lady Tweek, you get what 90% of the girls at our school can only cream themselves dreaming of, getting Craig Tucker to take them to prom” Kenny sniggered
“I probably wont even go to the prom” Tweek said “Ive never been to any of the others, I don’t think ill start now”
“Oh come on Tweek you cant pay $170 for a date and then not go” Kyle said
“Yeah come on Tweek, it could even be fun” Butters said
“Fun? Craig? Not likely” Stan teased
“You’re all just jealous you never go the chance to bid for the privilege of being my prom date” Craig rolled his eyes “Assholes”
“Whatever dude” Kyle smirked “At least my prom date has tits”
“I’ve had more girls than any of you I’m not the problem” Craig said
“Yeah only because you cant keep a relationship for more than a week unlike the rest of us” Tolkien ruffled his hair
“That’s because all the girls are lame, I need to go to college and find a real girlfriend” Craig said as he swatted Tolkien’s hand away
“Are you taking me home?” Tweek asked Craig
“Mandalorian?” Craig asked confused if Tweek had forgotten.
“Oh look guys their already dating” Clyde teased “How gay”
“No offence Craig but if I was going to be gay for anyone it wouldn’t be you” Tweek chuckled
“Non taken” Craig laughed
“Who would you be gay for then?” Kyle asked
“Um… Conan Gray” Tweek answered “He’s cute, right?”
“That was a pretty gay answer” Stan said
“Your face is pretty gay doesn’t make you gay though does it?” Tweek asked
“He has a point Stan” Kyle chuckled teasing
“Fuck you guys, im leaving, Wendy will kick my ass if I leave her waiting”
“Bye jackass” Clyde waved
“Yeah we should get going, the longer I stand here the more I want to hang myself” Kenny said
“Dramatic” Butter teased “Ill drive you home”
Tweek got in the passenger seat of Craigs car dropping his bag at his feet as Craig started the engine. The sky was getting a dark blue and Tweek felt like being at school when the sky looked like this was wrong. “What did you tell your parents to get out of work?” Craig asked
“I told them it was an emergency” Tweek chuckled “Just like you said”
“What did they say?”
“They said ‘Sure’ but I think that means im grounded when I get home” Tweek shrugged
“Damn grounded and down $170, its been a bad night for you” Craig laughed
“Don’t remind me, I have to give it to Wendy by tomorrow” Tweek rolled his eyes
“Hurry up and drive, I’m freezing” Tweek breathed into his hands warming them up
“Here” Craig took the jacket off handing it to Tweek “You should basically just keep it and this rate”
“That’s what ive been saying” Tweek giggled pulling on the jacket “Maybe I can get Erics mom to make me a fake one too”
“I wouldn’t trust that jacket, probably lined with razor blades or something”
“Erics mom is nice” Tweek said “I…. I think” Tweek put on the radio letting the generic music play quietly as they drove back to the Tucker residence.
“hey Craig- oh hello Tweek” Laura hummed, her usual self-sitting on the couch in her green dress watching real house wives of Beverly hills.
“Hi Mom” Craig said
“How was the auction?” She asked
“Good” Craig mumbled as he walked by her Tweek in toe as he went to the kitchen to find the leftovers he knew would be left out for him.
“Did you get yourself the prettiest date?” She asked
“That’s not how it worked, I wasn’t doing the choosing” Craig said “You will never guess who bid on me though, Annie”
“Oh no, I didn’t like that girl” Laura grimaced “She didn’t win did she?”
“Nope” Craig said through a mouthful of pasta salad.
“Who did then, you’re leaving me on edge” Laura giggled
“I… I don’t know some girl I don’t know” Craig said in a low voice shovelling more food into his mouth.
Tweek understood why Craig would lie. While their roose was funny to them he understood how their parents may find it a lot harder to find the joke in what they were doing.
“Oh that’s a shame, maybe you can get to know her before prom” Laura said
“Maybe” Craig said “Oh you want some?” Craig turned to Tweek
“Nah” Tweek shook his head
“Were going to watch Mandalorian” Craig walked by his mother again
“Oh okay, enjoy boys” Laura said as she hit play on her show again.
“Im just some girl you don’t even know” Tweek pretended to faint onto the bed.
Craig smirked rolling his eyes “Quite the opposite actually, a boy I know very well”
“Very well huh? When is my birthday?” Tweek asked
“August 15th”
“When did I have my first kiss?”
“Lola Colman, 7th grade”
“My favourite song right now”
“Im going to go with… Ballad of a homeschooled girl by Olivia Rodrigo”
“Wait how did you-“
“Wait I got that right?” Craigs said impressed with himself “Damn I do know you”
“Whatever, when did I lose my virginity?” Tweek smirked
“I… You? You haven’t right?”
“Damn my trick question hasn’t tricked you” Tweek chuckled
“You would if you did though?” Craig asked
“Why would you want to know?” Tweek laughed teasingly glaring at him
“Because ive told you about all my girlfriends and… the ones that weren’t girlfriends” Craig sniggered
“Pervert” Tweek sat up on the bed letting Craig sit beside him
“Shut up and put the TV on” Craig rolled his eyes getting comfy as Tweek selected Disney plus and went to the Mandalorian.
“Wait, you watched an episode without me” Tweek gasped
“No I didn’t” Craig lied
“Yes you did, oh my god you cheated on me”
“Oh relax blondie” Craig snatched the remote from him and rewatched the last episode
“Once a cheat-“
“Shut up” Craig hit him gently with the remote
“Bully” Tweek mumbled as they fell into silence watching the TV.
When Craig had to drive Tweek home he couldn’t help but feel lonely on the ride home. Tweeks laugh and just his voice was so comforting to Craig although he wouldn’t call it that- it was just… fuck it he was alone he could admit it. He parked his car in the driveway banging his head gently off the steering wheel.
Why did he ever think having his childhood crush be his prom date would ever be a good idea. Tweek wasn’t even gay. He was just embarrassing himself for no reason- hell he was embarrassing Tweek too- he never should have roped him into this.
Plus it would only be so long until his parents found out and it wasn’t that he feared them in a violent way more in a judgemental way. They would find it humorous and would probably made them question all his friendships from then on.
Craig threw himself onto his bed burying his face into the sheets. He could still smell Tweek in the air- on the sheets- on his clothes.
He hated how turned on he was- how turned on he had been- the whole time Tweek was here and still now his boner in his pants ached.
He groaned turning over and unbuckling his jeans kicking them to the floor along with his underwear uncaringly in the privacy of his own bedroom. He knew enough to know that waiting for this problem to go away on its own when he was this hard up wasn’t going to happen.
He fixed his position so he way laying against his pillows reaching for his phone switching his browser to incognito.
He scrolled for a second with one hand while touching his balls gently keeping his urges satisfied in the meantime until he found a video, he knew would get him to come.
He let his legs fall apart a little as his hands ran up over his cock gripping it in his hand giving it a few pumps as he skipped through the video a little. He was horny and just wanted a release- he wasn’t wanting to play with himself for fun just for the end product.
He watched the man in the video get his cock sucked by some chick with long brunette hair and he touched his cock as he done most nights but it just wasn’t working on this one in particular.
He was so turned on and the video was hot and on any other night he supposed he would have already came but for some reason his pent up frustration just wasn’t being resolved by it.
He skipped forward a little more as the girl sat in the lap of the guy bouncing on his cock. Her large breasts bouncing as she done so and the mans large hands rested on her hips guiding her. Craig felt a heart radiate through him as his cock twitched. He took a shaky breath as he got back to stroking his aching cock. It was working, he could feel that undeniable sensation building in his stomach that he knew meant he was close to orgasm. He kept his eyes focused on the video almost in a trance as he mumbled curse words under his breath. He imagined being in that bed. What it would feel like. He grunted focusing on his tip biting down on his bottom lip as just as he felt his orgasm almost reach the intrusive through pushed its way to the front of his mind.
You don’t want to be in his position you want to be in hers.
He imagined the mans large cock buried deep inside him fucking his hole- but it wasn’t that man it was Tweek- it was Tweeks cock buried inside him making him reach his peak and-
Craig groaned dropping the phone onto the bed beside him as he covered his face with a pillow. His cock sat leaking with precum between his legs begging to come. But with his new intrusive images at the front of his mind he changed his mind. He felt dirty doing that to just the thought of Tweek. He was his friend and if he knew Craig was thinking about him like that he would be horrified.
He needed to cool down and decided he just needed a cold shower to help him think straight again- literally and metaphorically.
He slid his underwear back on and made his way across the hall shutting himself in the bathroom.
The cold water on his skin was nice and he felt normal. He was thinking about the icy water on his hot skin and not about anything else. He shut his eyes letting it pour over his face holding his breath until he couldn’t anymore.
But as soon as he was back in his bedroom the urge to touch himself came back but stronger this time. The cold shower had only been able to do so much. He threw his towel to the floor staring down at his throbbing erection as he in a fit of frustration searched his bedside cabinet for his lube bottle pouring some into his hand and stroking his cock firmly. He sat on the edge of his bed pumping his cock thinking of everything which had ever sent him over the edge.
He thought of when he and Annie had been together and he had fucked her on all fours on his bed. He remembered how hot she had looked and the way she whined and moaned and-
He was panting harshly trying to keep his groans to a minimum as his eyes opened breaking his recall of the memory as beside drawer caught his eye. It was looking right at him.
He didn’t want to but he knew it might be his only way of finally reaching that point. After all it had nearly done it just at the thought.
Craig wiped his hand on his towel and lay back on his bed breathing shakily. He had only attempted to do this once and it had made him come so fast he panicked and hid it away under other things he had laying around in his drawer.
But right now he needed that.
He had bought it when he was dating Lola. She had suggested they try toys but unfortunately they had broken up before he had ever got a chance to use them with her and on one particular night the intrusive idea to try them himself overpowered him.
He lay on his bed with his eyes closed tightly as he steadied his breathing. He opened his legs a little reaching for the lube bottle again pouring it back into his hand. He kept his eyes closed as he reached down between his legs coating his hole in the substance. His breathing was laboured and he let out a broken groan as he pushed a finger into himself.
It felt good. Just like it had last time.
He didn’t know why it felt so good but he was fighting a losing battle to keep from crying out. He bit down on the fabric of his pillow. One finger felt good but a little odd. 2. Craig groaned into his pillow as the second penetrated him. He wanted to question why he didn’t do this more often but he knew exactly why he didn’t do this more often and it was because as good as his two fingers fucking into him was he felt like a total gay boy- which he wasn’t of course- he couldn’t be- right?
He didn’t know if he was ready yet or not but he added in a third and by now the stretch was very noticeable and a little painful. He took a shaky breath the linin of the pillow case still in his mouth as he let it go turning his head to look up at the ceiling holding his breath trying to fight all the urges filling his body.
It sat on his bed looking right at him but he refused to look back at it. His fingers were on thing but that? That was a whole other.
He had done it once and after that one time he swore he had hated it and would never do it again but lying to himself could only get him so far.
“Fuck it” Craig mumbled withdrawing his fingers and reaching for the long tan phallic piece of silicone and the lube bottle beside it.
He poured out the lube coating the tip and at least half the shaft of the silicone cock in the slippery gel.
He lay down again staring up at the ceiling as he spread his legs are wide as he could bring them rising them up towards his chest. He held one leg with his hand as with the other he teased his hole with the firm silicone tip.
His chest was heavy and his stomach churned with anticipation. He kept his legs pulled back as he inhaled inserting the tip of the silicone cock into his hole with more ease than he was anticipating. It felt so good and he heard himself actually whimper.
He was whimpering over a fake cock which was barely penetrating him and he was so embarrassed by himself but that embarrassment didn’t overpower the raging lust pushing him to keep inserting more of the toy into himself.
With each inch of the toy that entered his body Craig felt his brain turn to mush. His face burned as it flushed red and breathing felt harder as he tried to focus on just breathing and not moaning. He only had about half the total length of the toy- which according to the website was 10 inches long and rather thin- inside himself when he knew he had reached his limit.
He gulped his mouth full of hot saliva as he withdrew the toy a little and pushing it back inside. He panted daring to look down between his legs seeing the silicone cock half buried inside his boy made him burn as he bit down onto his lip again as another involuntary whimper slipped from his lips.
He watched as he withdrew the toy again and fucking it back into himself. It was hot. He didn’t have the mental strength to even lie to himself anymore. Seeing his hole dripping with lube as he fucked himself slowly with the toy.
His pace quickened seeing how easily the toy slid in and out of him. He groaned under his breath admiring the sight he had been so afraid of. The it happened again. He imagined laying like this. His legs pulled back as instead of this phallic silicone it was real. It was Tweek between his legs impaling Craig on his cock.
“Shit” Craig hissed at the image. Tweek pounding into him- they would have the house to themselves and he would be able to let out all his horny moans and whimpers and tell Tweek how good it felt when he-
“Ooh Ah!” Craig groaned louder than he care to as the toy finally found that spot which drove him crazy.
He thrust it back into himself trying to do that again but his arms where tiering and his legs were becoming heavy. He thought of what to do when the porn came back to mind. He reluctantly pulled the toy from himself instantly missing the pull feeling of it being inside him.
He got off his bed and moved his blue rug that sat beside his bed. His flooring was hard and he smiled to himself as he suctioned the bottom of the toy to the floor. He tested it making sure it was secure which to his delight it was.
He knelt over it resting his head and arms on the bed as he lowered his waist down onto the toy standing erect on his bedroom floor. He felt it penetrate him and his mouth fell open gasping as he lowered himself as far as he could onto it as it touched that spot and he buried his face into the bed Infront of him as he whimpered grinding his hips onto the toy letting it fuck into his hole striking just that sport which drove him crazy.
He imagined Tweeks cock below him as he rode it. The image of himself on Tweeks cock riding it until Tweek filled him with his come-
“Oh-Oh Tweek” Craig whimpered “Mhm fuck me”
He bucked his hips grunting as gasping as without touching his cock he felt it spurt ropes of cum onto the floor below him.
He felt his body freeze as he caught his breath. He stood removing the toy from his hole which ached a little but he didn’t care. He hid the toy back in his drawer shame starting to kick in as he grabbed his tissues cleaning the mess he had made on the floor horrified at just how much he had came bearing in mind he hadn’t even touched his cock. He binned the tissue laying back on his bed as he gulped.
Holy shit-
That was so gay-
And holy shit-
He was so gay.