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Okay, so…” Leonardo starts. “I think we can all agree that I'm going in first, right?”
“What?” Leave it to Raph to start complaining first. “Why do you get to go first?”
“Because I'm the oldest and the leader-”
“You're not the fucking leader, lameass-”
“Any more questions? Anybody else complaining? No? Good! I'm going in first.”
Raph mocks something under his breath, and when Leo gives him a glare, he looks away innocently. (As innocent as Raphael could be.)
“Okay, so, we know Mr. Leader over here is going in first and that's fine. I don't care as long as we're all able to beat some ass…” Donnie goes quiet for a moment. “But guys…. What about the poses?”
“Shit! Yeah! The poses!” Raph says, a bit loudly.
“I mean, nobody is gonna be intimidated by us if we're just standing there, you know? Like a bunch of little weirdos… we need to be cool about it.”
Raph turns to Mikey and Leo. “We all agree we're not letting Donnie pose like Deku from Naruto, right?”
“Yeah," the two agree.
“Deku is from Boku No Hero Academia, not Naruto!”
Mikey points his finger up. “Ermm… actually… Deku is from Boku No Hero Academia and not Naruto.”
Donnie narrows his eyes. “Good one, Mikey. Real nice and creative.”
“I know right? I'm the greatest at impressions.”
“Yeah, instead of improv comedy, you should strive for Hollywood! I mean. It's not like you need to be funny to be an actor.”
Mikey gasps, “You take that back, Dee!”
“Or what? You'll kill me to death with your hilarious jokes? Damn bro you've got the whole squad laughing! Ha fucking Ha!”
“At Least I hit puberty! What about you? You sound like a chipmunk on helium 24/7!”
“At Least my head doesn't look like it's been crushed and driven over by a car!”
Donnie and Mikey were this close to biting each other, and somebody had to break up the tension.
Of course, that somebody had to be Leo, because Raph was too busy grinning at their little fight. “Guys, we're getting off-topic here! You can pose however you want! But we all agree that I'm going first, and maybe Raph will go second?”
“Woah, woah, woah, why am I going second?”
“What? I thought you were mad at me for going in first?”
“Yeah, but second is like…. Lame. I'm going in last. Save the scariest and coolest for the final part.”
“Yeah, whatever you wanna tell yourself, dude.”
“Shut the fuck up, Mikey.”
Leo finally remembers the 5th party in the area. “Hey, April…? Are you recording this?”
“Mhm…” She says, eyes on the camera. “Yikes, my dudes.”
“What?”
“A lil… I don't wanna say cringe, but… Ain't no way society is accepting you after this, especially not Twitter and Tik Tok! I need to delete this immediately.”
“Oh, what do you know about cringe, Puke Girl?”
“Plenty! Thank you very much, o angry one! These people are going to destroy you! Cringe compilation after cringe compilation is what you're going to be famous for!”
“Oh, I've made cringe compilations before,” Donnie says as if looking back at a fond memory.
“I'm sure… by the way, the poses don't matter, as long as you're kicking ass.”
“Oh yes they fucking do! I am not letting my baby brother be put in a fucking cringe compilation all because he posed like Sasuke from Bakugou's Crazy Adventures!”
“Sasuke isn't even from Jojo's Bizarre Adventures, dumbass!”