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[ lumine’s teapot ]
[ dehya ]
Why does the traveller insist on the nickname “grandma”?
[ meemaw ]
it’s meemaw learn your words or i’ll knock down the wall between yours and alhaitham’s rooms
[ dehya ]
I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry
[ alhaitham ]
What.
Why would I be punished for Dehya’s lack of vocabulary?
[ dehya ]
Oh motherfucker
You think it’s punishment for you? I already have to hear you and You Know Who THROUGH THE WALL
No wall? I’d rather sleep defenceless in the middle of the desert
[ cyno ]
in the teapot? gross
[ meemaw ]
in my teapot?
[ alhaitham ]
False accusations will get you nowhere.
[ meemaw ]
you guys literally live together outside of MY teapot please keep that nastiness to that on-Teyvat residence
[ stinky ]
can i please leave
[ meemaw ]
no
[ nahida ]
No. :)
[ lynette ]
May I please leave?
[ meemaw ]
why :(
[ lynette ]
I am the only person from Fontaine here.
These people worry me.
[ meemaw ]
i understand but i would miss you lynette :( <3
[ lynette ]
…
[ stinky ]
nobody would miss me can i leave
[ nahida ]
:(
[ stinky ]
THEY MAKE ME STAND IN THE CORNER
[ nahida ]
:(
[ cyno ]
lol
[ meemaw ]
it’s to atone for your sins
[ stinky ]
my name, the fact nobody remembers me, the corner
have i not atoned enough?
[ meemaw ]
no like actually i pray you stub your toe every time i see you walking around
[ stinky ]
??
you even took my weapon away from me
[ meemaw ]
and i’ll do it again tbh
[ stinky ]
why am i even here if you hate me so much
[ meemaw ]
hehe
[ stinky ]
??
[ meemaw ]
anyway guys anyone seen kaveh we were supposed to hang out today
[ dehya ]
-.-
[ cyno ]
-.-
[ nahida ]
He’s in Alhaitham’s room!
[ meemaw ]
LMFAOOOOO
GAY ASS
[ dehya ]
I’m gonna go visit Candace bye guys
[ cyno ]
lmfaooooo gay ass
[ dehya ]
kys general
respectfully
[ cyno ]
:o
that wasn’t very nice Dehya
what would Candace say
[ dehya ]
idk lets find out
traveller if you will
[ candace has been added ]
[ dehya ]
what say you my love
[ candace ]
kys general
respectfully
[ candace has left ]
[ cyno ]
wow
we sure know i don’t have a hydro vision
because i will not be mist
[ meemaw ]
kys general
disrespectfully
[ kaveh ]
kys general
[ dehya ]
kys general
[ stinky ]
kys general
[ nahida ]
This isn’t very nice!
[ alhaitham ]
kys general
[ meemaw ]
LMAO
anyway alhaitham release your man i need him
[ alhaitham ]
I do not own him.
[ meemaw ]
i actually hate you so much fr
kaveh get your ass outside
[ kaveh ]
?!
[ meemaw ]
i hate all you gay people sm fr
[ kaveh ]
are you not..?
[ meemaw ]
no comment
i miss shenhe
now get your ass out here before i use you for target practice
[ cyno ]
oh they gay fr fr
[ nahida ]
Misplaced anger? ^^
[ meemaw ]
can’t stand anyone
only shenhe has my back
[ nahida ]
I will always have your back, Lumine.
[ meemaw ]
thank you nahida
the rest of you? please walk barefoot outside it’s kinda rough out there
[ lynette ]
?
[ meemaw ]
oh not you lynette mb love you
kaveh ETA please
[ lynette ]
…Thank you?
[ kaveh ]
Just putting my shoes on!
[ meemaw ]
okay slow ass
meet me by the gardens out back (this is not meant to be threatening)
[ kaveh ]
If I die nobody let Alhaitham have Mehrak
[ cyno ]
i will take Mehrak to Tighnari
[ kaveh ]
Acceptable
[ nahida ]
How is Tighnari doing these days, General? :)
[ cyno ]
they are doing quite well, Lord Kusanali.
Collei is too. she’s doing very well in her studies lately, i’m very proud of her
[ dehya ]
lmfaooooo gay ass
you’re really a father n shit
[ cyno ]
I love my family.
could be you guys if you had your lives sorted out
[ dehya ]
that was fatal and uncalled for and also Candace begs to differ
[ stinky ]
i literally erased myself from existence, it could NOT be me
[ cyno ]
skill issue fr
maybe if you didn’t throw a temper tantrum
[ stinky ]
kys general
[ alhaitham ]
Not all of us dream of the same lifestyle you have, General.
[ dehya ]
translation: kys general
[ cyno ]
Alhaitham you and Kaveh are so unready that even standing next to you two interacting makes me feel like i’m physically de-maturing. like i can feel myself un-readying to propose to Nari. all of my life goals become moot and i feel all the fatherly feelings draining from my body.
[ dehya ]
YOU’RE GOING TO PROPOSE TO TIGHNARI?
[ cyno ]
yes.
anyway Alhaitham i think you should check yourself before speaking to me. also check with Kaveh because we all know you two are famous for disagreeing on things
[ dehya ]
lmfao
[ stinky ]
lmfao
[ lynette ]
Lol.
[ dehya ]
she doesn’t even go here and she knows
[ lynette ]
I saw you imply that they have sex in the teapot when they already live together elsewhere.
I can sense it.
[ dehya ]
alhaitham i don’t think there’s any coming back from this
he’s gonna come back in 2 days engaged to kaveh
[ cyno ]
he better not
[ dehya ]
the devil works fast but the unhealthy gays work faster
[ alhaitham ]
There is no merit to this conversation.
[ cyno ]
translation: kys dehya
[ alhaitham ]
kys general
[ dehya ]
LMFAOOOOO
can we circle back to cynari engagement though
[ cyno ]
no
[ stinky ]
gay people derogatory
[ meemaw ]
you're the fruitiest harbinger i know and i’ve met 4 of you guys
[ dehya ]
huh? harbinger?
[ meemaw ]
don’t worry about it bbg
point is he’s gay as hell
[ dehya ]
…okay, i trust you
what are you and kaveh doing anyway
[ meemaw ]
gardening!
he promised to help me plant some flowers that complimented the scenery
[ dehya ]
oh! can’t wait to see when they’re grown
[ meemaw ]
me too!
hey cyno can you bring us some water
[ cyno ]
aye aye cap’n
[ stinky ]
> reply : you're the fruitiest harbinger i know and i’ve met 4 of you guys
i demand proof of this accusation
[ meemaw ]
i’m living rent free in your brain son
anyway proof is in the 11th
[ stinky ]
KYS TRAVELLER
[ dehya ]
LMFAOOOOO
GAY ASS
[ meemaw ]
he’s sensitive cos he’s in love with a loser
[ stinky ]
let me leave this is no longer a request
get me out of this corner
[ meemaw ]
baby
i have his vision do you want it
[ stinky ]
why do you have his vision??
[ meemaw ]
nefarious circumstances in fontaine
you know he was arrested right
[ stinky ]
excuse me??
[ meemaw ]
he escaped and is now missing
[ stinky ]
EXCUSE ME
jf
um
not like i care
[ dehya ]
LMFAOOOOO GAY ASS
[ cyno ]
LMFAOOOOO GAY ASS
[ meemaw ]
LMFAOOOOO GAY ASS
[ kaveh ]
LMFAOOOOO GAY ASS
[ lynette ]
Gay ass.
[ stinky ]
let me out
LET ME OUT
[ layla ]
I just woke up what’s happening..?
[ meemaw ]
good afternoon layla! kuni is gay
[ layla ]
ohhhh
hat guy?
from the competition?
[ meemaw ]
i’m actually about to go into hysterics
stinky. hat guy. in love with the 11th harbinger. stands in a corner all day
how many more Ls will he take
[ cyno ]
we appreciate your sacrifice kuni
[ stinky ]
kys general