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Joe and Orel were like- I dunno making out or whatever and then Orel fucking died all of a sudden
yeah that bitch dead
joe was all like “oh my god he’s fucking dead” and he cried ten bajillion times
then there was a funeral and Joe was like
crying because orel was fucking dead
yeah he’s dead and Joe’s like really fucking sad
“nooooooooooo why is he dead 😭😭😭😭😭”
yeah then Joe fucking died too
and there was no heaven
there was no hell
only macaroni and cheese
yeah you’re born, you live a shitty life, die a shitty death, and then it’s all macaroni and cheese that’s all there is you did all that shit for nothing but macaroni and cheese
you don’t even get to eat it you can’t even eat anything or be hungry you just exist alone in macaroni and cheese
the fucking end