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Doctorates and Droid Revolutions

Summary:

Inspired by a tumblr prompt by avenger-shaped-plotholes: Ten year old Luke Amidala accidentally begins to call Anakin “Dad” in public, then corrects himself to “Doctor Skywalker”. To cover for this, Anakin says he has a doctorate, then decides to get a fake diploma in case anyone checks. This spirals out of control and leads to a droid revolution.

Notes:

So in ROTS, once Windu told Anakin to stay at the temple after everyone found out Palpatine was Sidious, Anakin went to Padme’s apartment rather than the Chancellor’s Office. Padme mobilized Bail Organa, Mon Mothma and her handmaidens while helping Anakin through his existential crisis. Windu killed Palpatine without any interference, Padme and her friends helped with the political upheaval and Bail Organa became Chancellor. The Jedi also got a seat in the Senate.

Ahsoka rejoined the Jedi Order and became a Shadow. Her code name is “Fulcrum”and she has a terrifyingly impressive information network and is the twins’ fun aunt who taught them to commit crime.

Meanwhile, the Jedi Order did some serious meditative internal reflection and slightly restructured the order to allow kids to have options other than joining the Jedi Order and leaving their families forever. Now, it’s more like a K-12 school for initiates where kids can stay like a boarding school or just come to the Temple for the daytime classes if they live close enough to or on Coruscant. They also have options for older kids joining the Jedi Order which is essentially just a bunch of remedial classes.

Padawanship is essentially college with a variety of majors and everything. There are lots of different options for majors, which require different classes.

There are five different Jedi Departments instead of the Corps which loosely connect to the specializations. There Departments are Diplomats, Educators, Explorers, Healers and Warriors. Fully knighted jedi are put into departments which correlates with their educational category and what they want to do. Obi-Wan is the Head Diplomat. Mace Windu is the Head Warrior.

Anakin is a Knight, not a Master and is at peace with that. However, there is a representative on the council from the Knights, the Padawans and the Initiates which is a position elected by each group every two years. Leia is also the Representative for the Initiates.

Anakin is the Representative for the Knights and on the council, despite having no wish to be on the council. He got elected as a write-in candidate because Ahsoka voted for him, got her friends to vote for him and then the idea of having the Chosen One who helped defeat Sidious as the Knight’s representative on the Council caught on and everyone voted for him. One candidate even dropped out and endorsed him. Once on the council, he did a super good job completely by accident and has been voted into the position every two years ever since despite trying to quit repeatedly. Padme thinks this is hilarious. Somehow (R2 leaked it) the media heard and has decided that they are a power couple.

The head of each Department, the Head of Apprentices, the Head of Younglings, the Jedi Senator, the Representative of the Knights, the Representatives of the Padawans, the Representative of the Initiates all make up the High Council, led by the Grandmaster.

In other words, I'm cramming all of my Jedi headcanons into this fic because why not.

Padme gave birth and told everyone to stay out of her business about who the dad is. Everyone knows it’s Anakin although opinions vary widely about whether they are married or having an affair. Padme and Anakin are not aware that everyone knows about them and think they are so good at keeping their marriage secret. Nobody has told them. Once the twins can walk and talk, they attend Jedi classes during the school day as part of a clan and live in Padme’s apartment.

The twins grow up with two loving albeit secretly married parents and are learning to be Jedi. The other kids in the same clan as the twins are aware that Padme and Anakin are married, but all of those little kids don’t think everyone else knows and that it's a fun secret that they are keeping. After eight years as Chancellor, Bail Organa leaves politics and Padme becomes chancellor.

And so the story begins.

Chapter 1: Chapter One

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

It was a beautiful, sunny day on Coruscant. Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Mace Windu walked through one of the main hallways in the Jedi Temple, discussing the ongoing conflict within the Sothebos solar system in the Outer Rim.

 

While not a Jedi Master, Anakin was on the High Council as the Representative of the Knights. It was a position that had been created in the restructuring of the Jedi Order that had occurred after the Clone Wars ended. The Knights, the Padawans and the Initiates all had an elected Representative with a spot on the Council.

 

After Palpatine’s death and several sessions of therapy, Anakin had realized that his desire to be on the Jedi Council had stemmed from his mistaken beliefs that the Jedi Order did not value him as Palpatine had tried so hard to convince him. He had no desire to actually be a Council member and had been quite surprised when he became one anyway. Anakin had been rather forcibly elected to the position as a write-in candidate during the first election due to his popularity in exposing Palpatine as Darth Sidious and the mastermind behind the Clone Wars. 

 

As a member of the Council, he also kept up to date on anything that concerned the Jedi Order or the Republic at large. Anakin frequently interacted with other Council members, one of which was his secret daughter. Leia was the Representative of the Initiates on the High Council. She had just been elected to her first term several months ago and took her role as a Council member very seriously.

 

“The Republic will not intervene with military force since Ucaliv isn’t part of the Republic and Rophaugua is, no matter how illegal their actions are under the Yavin Code,” Windu said as they walked.

 

“I thought the entire Sothebos system was part of the Republic?” Anakin said in confusion.

 

“They used to be when Sothebos was one inter-planetary government, but it split up into a bunch of different planetary governments around fifty years ago. The system is still called Sothebos and several planets in the Sothebos system are part of the Republic, but Ucaliv isn’t,” Obi-Wan explained, stroking his beard.

 

“Politics are so hard to keep track of,” Anakin sighed. 

 

He brightened up when he saw Krayt Clan, including Initiates Luke and Leia Amidala, walking by. Luke cheerfully waved and greeted them.

 

“Hi Master Windu! Hi Uncle Obi-Wan! Hi Da-I mean Doctor! Doctor Skywalker! Hi Doctor Skywalker!” Luke said, slipping up.

 

Luke was aware that his parent’s marriage was a secret and as such, he was supposed to refer to his dad as Anakin or Knight Skywalker in public. But sometimes he accidentally slipped up. The entire Krayt Clan was well aware that his dad was the famous Jedi Knight because he accidentally said so when talking about his trip to Umate Peak in Monument Plaza. Leia had made all of their friends swear to keep it secret. He had never accidentally greeted his dad as such in front of other adult Jedi before.

 

“Hello there,” Obi-Wan beamed, pretending that whatever Luke was babbling about wasn’t happening with an expertise that came from years of dealing with Skywalkers.

 

“Doctor Skywalker?” Mace Windu asked skeptically.

 

Leia opened her mouth to make up a believable lie involving her Dad having patched up Luke’s scraped knee last week and Luke jokingly referring to him as a doctor ever since, but Anakin beat her to it.

 

“I, uh, have a doctorate. In, uh, biomechanical engineering,” he claimed.

 

“A doctorate,” Mace Windu repeated flatly.

 

“Well, I like mechanics so I took a bunch of classes for fun after the war ended, I mean, since my education was a tad rushed cause I came to the temple at nine, you know, and I didn’t get to take a lot of classes for fun as a kid, um, and took classes and then after a couple of years, I, uh, realized I was close to a doctorate, so I decided why not go all the way and get a doctorate, so yeah, I’m legally a doctor,” Anakin said, rambling on.

 

“It’s so cool,” Luke said, catching on to the cover. “I want to be a doctor when I grow up. Or a pilot, or a warrior, or a teacher. Or all at once.”

 

“Well you still have plenty of time to figure out what you want to specialize in, Initiate Amidala,” Windu said kindly, before turning to a panicking Anakin. “Skywalker, don’t be late to the council meeting today yet again. Obi-Wan, Skywalker, Initiate Amidala, I’ll see you at the meeting this afternoon.”

 

With that, Windu strode off to deal with his never ending pile of flimsiwork.

 

“Kriff, I don’t have a doctorate,” Anakin blurted, running a hand down his face.

 

“Anakin, don’t swear in front of younglings,” Obi-Wan said reproachfully.

 

“Oh don’t worry Uncle Obi-Wan, we already know how to swear,” Luke informed him cheerfully.

 

“Auntie Ahsoka taught us all of the swear words,” Leia added.

 

“Of course she did,” Obi-Wan muttered. “Don’t you have your History class to be getting to?”

 

Luke and Leia hugged Anakin and Obi-Wan before walking down the hallway to catch up with the rest of their clan. Their next class was on the history of interplanetary relations throughout the two centuries and Master Ylenic It'kla was coming to the class to do a guest lecture.

 

“Obi-Wan. I don’t have a doctorate. What if Windu asks to see my degree?” Anakin said, gesturing wildly with his hands.

 

“Mace is not going to ask to see your degree because he will have forgotten about your rather ridiculous lie by tomorrow,” Obi-Wan explained with a long suffering sigh.

 

“But what if he does? Mace is always calling me out on my bantha dung” Anakin fretted, before pausing suddenly. “I’ll make a fake diploma.”

 

“Oh no.”

 

“This is a great idea. Come on Obi-Wan, let’s figure out how to forge a diploma,” Anakin said confidently strolling down the hallway.

Notes:

Hi, this is my first Star Wars fanfic. If you read the tumblr post this was based off of, you will be able to tell the general plot. Updates will be coming very irregularly, but comments are what motivate me to keep going so please comment if you like or if you have any questions. If anybody wants to beta for this story, please let me know.