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2023-07-16
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2023-07-16
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[UNFINISHED] The Memoirs of Delusional Pre-teens who happened to be Steven Universe fans

Summary:

It's been a few years since our dear Steven left Beach City, it's about time he should pay the Gems a visit, don't you agree?

 

*insert good summary*

 

Short, stupid, and cringe unfinished Steven Universe works made by 2 weirdos years ago that I've decided to upload because why not

Notes:

Me and a friend of mine made these dumb VERY CRINGE scripts for what we imagined would be a fun continuation of Steven Universe a few years after the last episode.

This is cringe and sarcastic

and we used emojis oh my god

for context: ( ) means us the 'writers' were talking to each other

yea
ok
goodluck reading whatever this is

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: ⭐Steven Universe⭐ 🌸Spring Special🌸 🌸☀️🍁❄️ 🌹Season 1🌹

Summary:

The gems pay steven a visit

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Episode 1
’Bloomed’
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Intro
*Main Title*
*Intro song*
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*flowers swaying in the wind*
*music*
*birds chirping*
*a flower blooms*
*butterfly lands on the flower*
*scene peeks through apartment curtains*
*shows steven by the kitchen counter*
Steven: *sipping coffee* *sighs*😌
*Knocking on door*
Steven: *gasps* *excited steven noises* PLEASE BE THEM! 😁🤭🤭🙊🙉🙈 *opens door*
*sees delivery man*
Steven: (Aww, Dagnabit!) 🙁😕😩
Delivery Man: Umm, parcel 1247, please sign here! *shows clipboard with paper*
Steven: *sigh* Thanks! *signs paper*
Delivery Man: Thank you for choosing us *leaves*
*steven closes door*
*sees notification on phone*
*open pearls convo message and sees:
“Hello! We got stuck in a little traffic. It'll take us a bit longer to get there. We'll let you know if we're almost there! :) "
Steven: *sighs* *replies: " Ok, sure it's fine! See you guys later" *
*goes to balcony*
*sips more coffee*
*sighs*
*extends hands to air and a butterfly lands*

🎶 🎶 Just a little longer 🎶🎶

*Song ends in Stevens backyard balcony*
Steven: *sigh* Well, better get ready for the day.
*walks back inside*
*scene moves to the gems in the van*
Pearl: Hmm, at the rate we are going we should be at Steven’s home in about 7 minutes and 18 seconds! 17, 16, 15-
Garnet: Ok thank you Pearl. We get it, you can stop now.
Pearl: A-ah, right yes my apologies.
Lapis: Ok so we’re almost there, let's have a role call guys!
Garnet: Great idea Lapis. Alright, let's start. Amethyst?
Amethyst: Hereeeeee.
Garnet: Peridot?
Peridot: Here!
Garnet: Bismuth?
Bismuth: Im here alright.
Garnet: *cuckles* Connie?
Connie: O-oh, here!!
Garnet: Greg.
Greg: *whilst driving* Yea-h im h-eeeerre
Garnet: Well Pearl, Lapis and I are here, and the diamonds are on their separate ship so we should be all good.
*time skip to when they arrive at stevens place*
Pearl: I believe this is where he is, apartment number 336!

Notes:

Why are you still here????