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Crowley hated the winter. It wasn't just because the roads became icy or how the gloomy fog blanketed the city or even the holy holidays that approached. His main complaint was how goddamn cold it got. The serpentine demon was drowsy; anytime he stepped out of his front door, he lost the feeling in his limbs as they seemed to freeze.
In the beginning, it was god awful to get adjusted. He'd retreat back to Hell or in his snake form, he'd find somewhere to curl up and sleep away. It was a shame, he'd missed out on Aziraphale's new winter tea blends as he snoozed for months at a time. He'd miss those holidays and whenever he returned to his angel, he still had his gifts tucked away somewhere.
As for himself, he'd always get him a gift far before the cold set in and instruct him not to open it until Christmas.
Aziraphale would smile, obey, and thank him before lamenting how it was a shame he couldn't be there to see his reaction. Unless the angel was super excited, he'd save opening his gift for when Crowley emerged. Sometimes the demon would longingly look up at the sky and debate flying off to Alpha Centauri or any other nebulae he had created just to feel warmth.
But how could he forget that space was colder than winter on Earth?
What a sad turn of events.
