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my friends are dumbass (so am I)

Summary:

This is an AU of the events in Marble Hornets never happened, and this is a mix of a stupid friend group doing stupid things.
Side note: some of the guys live with each other because of rent and because there are still college students.

Notes:

Just finished the series and I love it. But was sad with the ending so I decided to make an AU, where they're all friends, and because they deserve to be happy.

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‘Go to the fair with us, they say, it is fun, they say’ Yeah well Jay thought it was fun in the beginning. Hell it did start out as fun, he was dragged out of the house by Alex, Seth, Amy, and Sarah. (No like it took three of them to drag him out of his bed) So when they got here Jay saw it was fun and they even meet up with Tim and Brian, which made the day more fun, not because he got to hang out with Tim more.

But they did have fun, they went on rides, tried out the games, and even ate some of the overpriced food, provided by Alex's almost empty wallet. It was fun up until Jay is stuck in the porta-potty far from the fair. He need to go and so he left the group to go have more fun and hell meet up with them later, Tim said he can come and wait for him, which Jay thought was sweet, but he didn't want anyone waiting for him while he was in the bathroom. Though now he regrets not taking Tim's offer.

Jay Merrick, film student who is gonna die in a stupid porta potty. He knew he should of hold it in, the porta-potty look suspiciously old and looked like no one touched it in some time. It can be its own haunted house, its own smelly, dirty, haunted house, how scary. Jay stopped banging on the door and took out his phone to try to call Alex or someone. He took out his phone and looked at the corner and saw there was no signal, which was great now Jay was actually stuck and is gonna maybe die in here if his friends don't notice he was gone for soo long.

 

So Jay sighed and leaned against the door, “This is so shit, literally”. Before Jay can lose all hope he hears footsteps on the gravel and a voice calling out, but not just any voice it was a familiar one.

“JAY, JAY” Tim, god Jay was never so happy to hear TIm, he started banging on the door of the porta potty and he hears footsteps get closer. “Jay, are you in there,” Tim asked he can hear the confusion in his voice, “YES, Oh my god Tim please get me out of here?” Jay says, “Wait cant you get out, are you stuck” “Uh yeah I am,” the stuck man says in embarrassment, his face growing red.

“Okay ugh stand back as far as you can, I'm gonna kick this in”, Jay did as he was told and then he started hearing bangs on the door. It didn't take long when the door burst open and Jay flinched as he stands on the porta potty toilet, and there he is in his all glory Tim huffing from all the kicking standing there. And the best part was Jay can smell it, the fresh smell of fair food and a little bit of gas from the machines, god he never thought he is happy to smell that smell.

 

“Shit oh god, Jay are you okay” Jay got off the toilet and porta potty and slammed the door shut turning to Tim. “Couldn't be so much better now that I'm out of there”, they both took them breathes until the shorter man asked his question “How did you get stuck in there”, “I don't know, I just got in and when I wanted to come out it wouldn't let me, then I tried to call someone but there's was no dam signal”.

 

“I almost died in there”, “Oh don't be dramatic Jay, you were not gonna die in there” Tim huffed as he was starting to walk away from the cursed porta potty. “You try being stuck in a smelly porta potty for god knows how long and you'll know how I feel,” Jay says as he catches up with Tim.

“Alright I get it, it was a hell in there, does the princess need anything from his knight, would a kiss make it better,” Tim says half-jokingly though he wouldn't mind kissing Jay. Speaking of Jay, the man was getting embarrassed and blushed at Tims's remark, “Well if the knight insists I would mind giving a kiss to my hero” he said, he knew they were joking so he wasn't too embarrassed by it, or think he crossed a line. Until he notices that Tim was behind him and he turns to see the man stunned and red in the face, Jay doesn't know from anger or maybe from embarrassment, he hopes the latter.

 

Jay went up to Tim, “He-hey you know I was teasing right”, Tim nodded “Oh yeah, huh” he said with a hint of sadness that Jay can hear. His face grew red “Tim if you want a kiss, just ask” the short man shot up from what Jay said even more flabbergasted “You sure” Jay nodded, and that's all Tim needed. He looks at Jay and got closer to the man, Jay can feel Tim’s hot breath on his lips and then his lips connecting to Jay’s.

Jay never kissed anyone before and god he thinks he ever wants to, Tim’s lips are a little dry but still soft, and it's nice more than nice this kiss is amazing. Tim started to wrap his arms around Jay's waist bringing him closer and Jay wraps his arms around Tims'sneck. Their kiss deepens, now just sloppy making out. Tim bit down on Jay's lips to get more access to Jay'smouth. His tongue exploring his mouth, Jay gives out little moans and after some time they separate them huffing out. Looking into each other eyes, Tim can get stared at jays eyes forever.

 

After some time they both lean their heads together and Jay giggled, “What's so funny” Tim said. “Nothing, are you now satisfied my knight”, Tim smiled “I don’t know I think I might need another kiss to see”, “Is that so in cas-” but their moment was interrupted by a familiar voice yelling “TIM, JAY” of course Alex and the group has to come to ruin the moment. The two separated already aching for their warm touches again to see the group getting closer. “There you two are, we’re been looking for you guys,” Brian said as he gets closer, he brought Jay in a bear hug picking him up as Jay yelps at Brians's action. “Thought we lost you two,” Amy said, “Nah we just got lost a little,” Tim said as he looks over to Brian caring Jay around.

 

“Well now that we found you guys how about we leave this place and get something to eat, I’m starving,” Seth said. “Still after I bought almost half of the menu from that fair.” “Yes feed me more” the group laughed.

“Yeah let's get out, last one there has to buy dinner” Brian shouts as he starts running while caring a screaming Jay. The others started running too, “Brian put Jay down you're gonna kill him” Tim shouted. “Yeah don't hurt Tim's boyfriend, he just got one” Seth said. “Shut up” Tim hissed.

They all made it to their cars, Alex being the last one to Amy, which they all know Alex did on purpose. Brian finally put Jay down and the man would fall then and there, but Tim kept him up. They all got in their cars when they were able to pick the place they would eat at.

 

Once they got there they were seated and ordered at some random diner. They chatted and joked, and when their food arrived, Seth asked Jay. “Hey what took you so long, I mean you were gone for some time, and when Tim tried to find you. You guys were gone for a longer time” The attention was on Tim and Jay who were conveniently sitting next to each other.

Tim started “Well do I have the story, so when I was looking for Jay,” he told the story so much for Jay’s embarrassment but the group thought it was funny, and of course, they also left out the part where they made out. No one needs to know that, after they ate and Alex paid and tipped, Alex was gonna drop off the girls at their dorm, and Brian was driving the rest to Jay's dorm because they were too tired to drive back to their own home.

As Brian and Seth get in Tim stops Jay, “Hey Jaybird wait outside with me, I wanna talk”. Jay nodded and closed the door, the two staying on the porch, Tim lits a cigarette and offers one to Jay, who denied it. “So what did you want to talk about?” Jay says as if he doesnt know what they were talking about, but he does. Tim turns to him “I wanna talk about the kiss”, “Yeah what about”, Tim sighs “Jesus Jay, I wanna know if you feel the same or if it just was nothing”, Jay was blushing, god he wanted to tell Tim how he felt about the kiss, but he thought it’s dumb. So he took a breathe and exhale, “I didn't think the kiss was nothing, it was more than nothing. I loved it and I wanted more, more of the kissing, more of your warm touch, more of you.” Jay confessed now feeling all embarrassed and maybe redder than a tomato. “Really,” Tim asked, they both looked at each other, and Jay nodded “Of course I want you and I hope you want me to Tim,” Jay said as he got close, “Jay you’re gonna be the death of me” they both got close as they can, Tim holding his cig, “Can I kiss you Tim”, “Yes please”. Then they finally leaned in and their lips touch.

And this kiss, even though the kiss at the fair was his first and the best, kissing Tim again this one was better too. They were kissing, until they were interrupted by light, when they turn they saw Alex get out of his car and walk up to them. God what is with Alex ruining the mood, the two lovers moved away from each other. “Hey Alex”, “Hey guys, as much I want to question what I see, I’m tired as hell so I'm gonna go sleep on the couch, also congrats.” he faced Tim “And I’ll have a talk with you later, treat him well”. He then went in, and the two looked at each other and just shrugged. They decided to hit the hay too and made their way to Jay’s room, and it was the best sleep they ever had.

Notes:

Thanks for reading this, hope you enjoyed it, there would be more. This is also my first fic so if you want to request something, or want to share a critique, that is appreciated.