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the best of plans

Summary:

Remus should’ve learned a long time ago to never follow one of Sirius’s insane plans. Unfortunately, he has yet to learn his lesson.

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“Mmph!” Remus managed to get out from around the thick cock in his mouth.

Sirius smirked and let his head fall back, holding Remus in place with an iron grip. “Relax, babe. I’ll take care of it.”

Remus had known better than to give in to one of Sirius’s crazy plans, but they hadn’t seen each other in months. So when Sirius had unzipped his fly and pulled out his hard cock, still in the airport parking lot, it had taken him considerably less effort to convince Remus to cockwarm him on the way home.

Now, Remus was panicking, unable to do anything except breathe in the familiar smell of Sirius’s musk, bent over the console with his nose against Sirius’s pubes.

God, he hated his life.

Remus heard a door slam behind them and heavy footsteps growing louder. He whimpered, but Sirius just seemed to thrust more into the vibrations the noise caused.

A police officer emerged in Remus’s limited line of sight, leaning over the open window. Miraculously, he hadn’t laid eyes on Remus pressed into Sirius’s crotch yet, fully addressing Sirius’s face. “Do you have any idea what speed your car was going down this road? I’m afraid I’ll have to write you a ticket.”

Sirius smirked again. “Sorry, officer. I was focused on more pleasant things.”

Remus, who had been suppressing choking, now could no longer hold back a gag around Sirius’s cock. Comically, in what seemed slow motion, the officer turned his head down to register Remus for the first time.

He seemed to freeze for about a minute, the only indicators that he wasn’t a statue being his eyes bugging out more and more. A vein popped
out in his increasingly red forehead, and Remus would have found the entire situation comical if he wasn’t so terrified.

Finally, the officer found his voice. “Sir - you can’t - that’s illegal. I’m afraid I’m going to have to - um - that's not - ”

Sirius tangled his fingers in Remus’s hair. “I think I have a solution that works for both of us. You get a taste of your own, and we both forget that this incident ever even happened.”

The officer’s eyes widened more as Remus’s panic turned into confusion. What was Sirius talking about?

“My job - ”

“Is in no danger from the both of us,” Sirius replied pleasantly. “Right, Remus?”

Remus, choosing to follow whatever Sirius was planning as long as he wouldn’t get arrested, nodded.

Sirius chuckled. “So what do you say, Officer?”

A long pause, and then the officer’s hoarse reply. “Fuck. Okay.”

Sirius released Remus’s head and he sprang up, gasping for breath. Before he could comprehend what was happening, Sirius had leaned across the car to open the passenger door and give Remus a little push. “Baby, why don’t you go meet our officer friend now and thank him for his service properly?”

Remus stared wide-eyed at Sirius, finally comprehending what he was suggesting. “I - I can’t,” he whispered.

“Yes, you can,” Sirius said, smiling at him in that gentle but firm way which Remus knew meant he would not take no for an answer. “Be a good boy for me.”

As if in a trance, Remus got out of the car door and walked to the driver’s door, where the officer was waiting, leaning against the car. Remus got a good look at the man for the first time - he was a good deal older than them - old enough to be his father - and a bit ugly; his leer as he stared at Remus predatorily only added to his repulsiveness.

Remus sank to his knees and unzipped the fly of his pants with practice, taking out his cock. It was a fairly good size and pretty thick - not as big as Sirius’s, but enough to make him gag. It looked unwashed and smelled like sweat and musk, and the pubes surrounding the base were untrimmed. Remus gazed up one more time at the driver’s window, where Sirius was smiling at him expectantly. “Don’t go easy on him, Officer. He can take whatever you give him.”

As the old man held up his rather sizable gut to give Remus more access, he dove in, eager to get it over with. He heard a deep grunt and the officer’s head thud against the car as his tongue traced a vein on the underside, licking up precum, before getting to the angry red head, which he suckled around.

It tasted dirty - sweaty as if he hadn’t showered in days. Remus still swallowed him down half the way, wondering if he could get the officer off without having to take his cock down to the base.

His question was answered to him when the officer grabbed the back of his head and yanked him down his cock, thrusting into the back of his throat with newfound vigor. Remus was reduced to nothing more than a cocksleeve - his only objective to not vomit as the officer pounded in and out of his mouth like he was just a fleshlight. Sirius had given him the same treatment countless times, but something about being whored out to a revolting stranger who used him as a sex toy to get off in the middle of a road was far more humiliating. He felt tears spring into his eyes as his cock grew hard from the arousing situation he was in.

“Take it, whore,” the officer grunted as he pulled Remus all the way down to his base again. This time, however, he didn’t slide him off, simply pressing him against his groin and groaning happily as Remus’s throat worked and constricted around him desperately to not gag. Remus’s face was buried in the wild pubes, and he thought he heard the click of Sirius’s phone camera as he uselessly struggled in the officer’s grip, whining.

After what seemed like eons, the officer finally released a sputtering Remus. As tears streamed down his face from the lack of oxygen, he saw the officer unbutton his pants and push them down to fully expose his erect cock. “Kiss my balls, bitch,” he ordered Remus. Remus could hear Sirius’s laugh as he was guided none too gently to the officer’s low hanging sack.

Remus tentatively kissed one large testicle, then the other. The officer growled impatiently and smashed his face against his drooping scrotum. “Kiss them like you mean it, slut.”

Remus opened his mouth and sucked one overfull testicle partly into his mouth, kissing it messily and wetly and repeating it with the other, trying to ignore their sweaty flavor. The officer grunted in approval and pulled on Remus’s hair in encouragement. Remus licked over the sac before sucking it noisily, making sure every inch of wrinkled skin was cleaned off and attended to. Dimly, in the back of his mind, he registered that he had just seconds ago regarded sucking this stranger’s cock as a vile task, but those thoughts dissipated as he diligently focused on the task at hand, reverting back into the cockslut that Sirius knew he was.

Sirius chuckled as the officer guided Remus back to the head of the cock, Remus now kissing down the shaft and moaning enthusiastically before engulfing it into his tight wet heat. The officer joined Sirius in his amusement, letting out a snort as he watched the now eager cockslut deepthroat him. “Man, it’s been years since I’ve had a mouth like him to serve me. I need to get me a proper little slut like yours, huh?” The last remark was addressed to Sirius, who was surveying the scene satisfactorily while leisurely stroking his own hard cock.

“He can do better than that, don’t you think?” Sirius responded, hungrily taking in the sight of his boyfriend gagging to get down an ugly old man’s cock at his request. “Don’t hold back - he’s a whore through and through. Make him show you.”

At Sirius’s words, the officer once again grabbed Remus’s head and slammed him all the way down his cock, grinding into his face once his cock had disappeared all the way down the boy’s throat. Remus let out a mpmh of protest that was stifled by the large cock in his mouth. Once it became clear that the officer was not relenting his position, Remus started swallowing and humming around the cock, hoping to get him off with the vibrations and movements massaging his sensitive dick.

The officer hissed as with one hand, he held Remus against his pubes, and with the other, he hammered his head airtight against his pelvis. “Open up, bitch.”

Remus could only open his mouth wider obediently. “Get it all in,” the officer grunted. Remus’s streaming eyes widened as he realized what the officer was getting at. He shook his head frantically, movements arrested by the iron grip keeping him on the cock.

Sirius simply let out another laugh as he seemed to catch the officer’s drift. “You can do it, babe. I trained you better than this.”

Remus unhinged his jaw and stuck out his tongue until he felt the officer’s testicles against it. With difficulty, he closed his lips around the entire package, engulfing the old man’s cock and balls. The officer simply groaned and held steadfast onto Remus’s head, thrusting to try and get even further in the moist cavern of Remus’s throat and grunting happily whenever the boy choked around his length.

Finally, the officer rammed in so hard Remus jolted from the force. A second of just resting there, balls deep inside Remus’s mouth, and then cum started shooting straight down his throat.

“Take it all, whore,” the officer practically roared as he shot into Remus’s stomach. Remus stayed still obediently as the man pumped his load into him. When the man finally withdrew from the gasping boy’s throat, he was still spurting the last of his orgasm, coating Remus’s lips in yellow-white fluid. The officer traced his lips with his softening cock, gathering the cum onto his head, before shoving it back in Remus’s face. Remus dutifully cleaned the man off, suckling along the shaft until he was satisfied, before tucking him back in his fly and zipping the pants up.

By the time he had gotten up, cock aching in his jeans, the officer had already turned his attention from Remus like he wasn’t there, conversing with Sirius good-naturedly. “I haven’t had my balls drained like that in years! You found a good one there. What’s your secret?”

Sirius chuckled lowly, motioning for Remus to get inside the car. “Lots of training,” he responded warmly, eyes still fixed on the officer as the only indicator he gave to noticing Remus clambering back in the passenger seat was the gesture he made to his still exposed and hard cock.

Remus bent forward to take Sirius in his mouth once more. The two men treating him as nothing more than a sex toy - only paying attention to him when telling him to serve their cocks and talking about him like he was an object - was turning him on more than he cared to admit. Sirius sighed deeply as his cock returned to his rightful spot buried in Remus’s throat, fingers twining in his hair as a warning to get it all down.

“Thank you for the cumslut,” the officer was saying to Sirius, “He was most helpful. I’ll leave you two alone. Just don’t let me catch you speeding again.”

“Alright, officer, thank you!” Sirius replied, rolling up the window and starting the car again.

Remus’s throat convulsed around the thick cock and Sirius leaned back in pleasure as he started to drive. “You were turned on by that ugly old man using you as he saw fit, weren’t you, babe? By me using you as I saw fit? Just as payment, as a warm cock socket?”

Remus could only whimper in response. Sirius chuckled darkly. “Well, all you had to do was ask, baby. I have a bunch of guys I’d be happy to lend you out to.”

As they drove back home, Sirius’s cock firmly lodged in Remus’s mouth, he had a thought that maybe not all of Sirius’s ideas were that terrible.