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tommy wasn't an idiot he knows when he should be smart or when he could joke
this seemed like a horrible time to joke unfortunately horrible timing never seemed to stop him did it?
“what the fuck are you looking at? why are you looking at me weirdo?”
yes he just said that to the 2 most feared villain yes he also started to regret it after saying that but he's the great tommyinnit so he's sure he'll be fine....right
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Okay let's rewind a bit you're probably incredibly confused.
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Tommy works at a coffee shop and he lives a pretty shitty life, I mean that's the price you have to pay to be so awesome I guess.
He lives with his 2 roommates Ranboo and Tubbo he met them all the way back in a group home when they were about 7, he's now 17 and after a VERY LEGAL escape from the foster system they made fake identities,foraged papers and got jobs to support themselves.
Which he now realized was probably not healthy but he was a big man so he was going to be fine! (he could've never saw it coming)
Now you might think you didn't need to hear all that backstory but trust me it's needed because it brings him to his current predicament.
HE
WAS
FUCKED
You might think that is an overstatement
but no, you see he was working on the night-shift (as he usually does) and the shop wasn't busy (as it usually isn't) and then everything went to shit why? BECAUSE FUCKING NOTUS THE 2 MOST FEARED VILLAIN JUST WENT THROUGH THE DOOR
…that was not expected he will admit but it's fine he can be chill , Tommy can just sit here and talk to a very dangerous villain, he's great at his job…
“uhh are you good kid?” well I guess Notus didn't share the same feeling, (why would he? Tommy was just a puny kid) taking a (very) deep breath he responded with the most mature answer he could
“what the fuck are you looking at? why are you looking at me weirdo?”
that was brilliant, he was amazing at this! that was exactly what you say to one of the most dangerous people in the world when they are standing 2 ft infront of you and heavily armed!
tommy knew he likely fucked up I mean you can't just say that something like that to one of sbi (sleepy boys Inc) and live but surprisingly…he just stood there looking very confused, it was kind of comforting
“uh excuse me kid?” he said glancing around the room for some kind of trap or scheme he seemed very wary which was understandable, heroes were always trying to kill this guy he was probably ready for something to jump out at any second
maybe tommy was in fact dumb because instead of holding back his tongue or treating Notus with respect, he just threw more wood into the fire (of course he had to do that) trying to look as calm as possible he answered looking straight into the villain's eyes almost glaring at him like he killed someone (we can ignore the fact that he probably did)
“I'm not a kid bitch so order or leave”
now that probably struck as he responded really quietly with a simple “straight black coffee”
what the fuck, this wrong'un came here at 2AM and ordered a fuckin black coffee what a psycho man, still he was a paying customer so he had to serve him
“alright comin right up”
he tried to make a black coffee as fast as humanly possible
probably cuz there a supervillain in his shop but whatever I guess, as soon as that was finished he put it on counter and there was a (very) slight awkward silence “do you want anything else”
“yeah actually could I have just the plain bread part of the donuts?”
what. the. fuck. first a straight black coffee and then just plain donuts? Not even some GLAZING???
“Whar the fuck is wrong with you a basic plain donut? who even eats that shit?”
of course he had to voice this incredibly horrible crime that Notus had just committed he had his eyebrow raised looking at the villain like he just saw him kill his cat (he didn't have a cat but nobody needed to know that)
“uhhh my dad? I guess” his dad? THE Notus has a father? what a pussy fathers are for cowards (even tho he wouldn't mind a family) what a little bitch
“fathers are for cowards and your father is so weird” he said with a childish grin
Since when did talking to villains become so entertaining?
“alright kid you really want to disrespect Boreas” now that made him stop the Boreas was the most feared villain and apparently also a dad which was interesting I guess
he never expected Notus of all people to say that tho
“now bigman the Boreas is whole different story he is the biggest man ever second only to myself” even tho he thought the order was weird he still made it cuz it was for THE Boreas and he wasn't going to doubt his judgment of whatever he ate
Quickly putting the order on the counter going to callout the villains name he decided against it with a slight mischievous grin
“Excuse me order for mister Notlos?Mocus?Nuttos?” Yes mispronouncing his name might seem really basic but hey Notus seems to sight with slight annoyance maybe amusement and that was enough
“It's pronounced Notus N-O-T-U-S it's not that hard child” well mission accomplished
“well excuse me mister Nuttos but I don't care, are you just gonna stand there and look stupid or leave my shop?”
It was getting late anyway and he needed sleep
“alright bye I guess you feral child” the villain then proceeded to walk out the door barely sparing a glance at the blond who was spewing more swear words then he could count and saying he was not a feral child and took great offense to it
Notus pretend he didn't hear a thing but he still couldn't stop the slight smirk he had on his usually stoic face
he'd probably come back to this cafe more
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Tommy was done closing the shop and was currently staring at the tip in his hand left by the villain
it was no secret tommy had wild personality to the say the least (most people would just say he's annoying )
and sometimes that wonderful personality of his didn't exactly come in clutch for dealing with customers (prime bless his boss for understanding his situation and letting him stay)
and well that meant he didn't get tips very often but the villain Notus did and a pretty good one at that
he wasn't even expecting a tip I mean the man was American for fucks sake
(and also a very powerful and scary villain)
but you know what? tip is a tip and he was going to take it
the walk home was boring as usual the broken street lamps,occasionally there were some homeless people begging for money (he wished he could help but he barely had enough for himself) , some street fights and very a shady ally ways you know the usual
he lived in a broken barely functional apartment in one of the poorest districts it wasn't much but it was a home and he could live with it (it wasn't like he hasn't seen worse)
oOo
as he opened the door to his “home” he saw his two roommates one in the kitchen and the other on the living room sitting on the couch
Tubbo worked from home selling and making gadgets to usually whoever would take them it wasn't like he had much preference
he broke the law multiple times himself, sometimes to survive or sometimes just for fun (although it wasn't his fault the law didn't agree with him)
Tubbo was a goat hybrid having small goat horns one of them slightly chipped under his brown hair , his ability was called “toxic” and he could make toxic gas right out of his hand he could also give it different purposes it wasn't a very ‘heroic’ ability,but if the Heroes agency knew about it they would snatch him up
his other roommate was called Ranboo and was a really weird ender hybrid since he had albinism on half his body and the other half being simply a normal endermen
he could obviously teleport but on top of that he had an ability called “eye of ender” which let him see through walls and have heightened senses for long periods of time
the issue was sometimes it was activated is his sleep and he ended up sleep walking, which looked kind of horrifying actually
oOo
now to his own hybrid type
Tommy was an avian (a bird basically) his wings had barely developed tho because avians have a very specific diet,a diet which was very expensive and so not very accessible towards people like him which left his wings in a mess his instincts all fucked up and his head feeling like its going to fall out at any moment
for his ability tho Tommy had healing
very basic yet very rare, another ability heroes would snatch up if they found out (it's not like they haven't tried) he can basically heal everything from wounds to sickness, it could all be gone with his ability (of course things like deadly diseases or something terminal he couldn't do anything about ,he had limits
but it was fine,he can take care of himself that's what he's been doing all this time
as he sat on the couch turning the TV he thought about everything that happened today
Tommy himself was still confused
but he barely had time to zone out before the TV started screaming in his face
“Villain group sbi was seen today in a fight against the hero group dream team in the South Districts more specifically district 10 in the road ********* authorized personnel are already on the scene so we advise you to stay away”
wow it's barely been an 1h I guess he's really busy
apparently Notus,Boreas and Zephyrus we're currently fighting Morpheus,Blaze and Hypno
there names were so cringy in his opinion, all greek and shit (yes he knew some things about Greek mythology but you can't blame him for having a hobby) but I mean really the 4 winds? those are really weird gods to grab inspiration from, it's literally the 4 winds there's supposed to be 4 of them. How stupid do you have to be to not be able to count to four??
(maybe they're just waiting)
To bad he can't sit here and enjoy life he has to sleep like a normal person, maybe tomorrow a villain won't crash his shift (why did he ever say that)