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yoffe is done. mainly bc no one from msby will stop calling him yoffe while butchering the pronunciation (author does not know how to pronounce it either pls leave me be)
sakusa takes an hour in the shower and miya won’t stop asking him how he got his dilf hair ( he can’t tell him he’ll never be a dilf bc no child will ever love him) and bokuto keeps stopping him every day to compare their heights.
he has no clue what the rest of the teams names are either and he wld v much like an out.
he looks up at the volleyball court cieling and prays. “pls get me out of here.”
the volleyball gods r busy bc some short kid halfway across the world keeps making prayers abt defeating his rival ( theyve been out of service since 2012 idk what the timeline is)
the bird people above find his wish.
alexander yoffe wakes up as a bird
idk i got bored this isnt fun anymore he gets kicked out of his room bc hes an ugly ass bird hanamaki takahiro finds him and takes him in bc he takes pity on ugly things (he did it to oikawa in hs).
the end.
