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Wednesday
11:47 am
Bokuto Koutarou sent a photo
[Image: A disgruntled cat face takes up the entire frame. It has black fur and narrowed black eyes. There are two white spots above its right eye.]
Bokuto Koutarou
look!!! its omi omi!!!
Oliver Barnes
lmao
Hinata Shouyou
woah!!! thats so cool!!!!
Inunaki Shion
omg why is this so accurate
Adriah Thomas
lol i see it
Miya Atsumu
hah always knew omi-kun was a lil devil
Hinata Shouyou
u don't like cats atsumu-san?????
ur just like kageyama
i dont get it
theyre so cute!! <3
Miya Atsumu
cats are vicious bastards
always attacking with those motherfucking claws for no reason
just like omi-kun
Sakusa Kiyoomi
I do not have claws
Bokuto Koutarou
omi omi!!!!!!!!!
Hinata Shouyou
omi-san!!!! hi!!!!
Miya Atsumu
wtf u never greet me like that when i get on the chat
Inunaki Shion
thats bc sakusa-san is nice(r than you)
Adriah Thomas
and doesnt make a huge mess in the showers
the COMMUNAL showers
that i have to use after your dirty ass
Miya Atsumu
woah there
i know im not a clean freak like omi omi
but im not that bad
Adriah Thomas sent a photo
[Image: A locker room shower with a metal drain and a tiled floor. The drain is clogged with locks of short blonde hair, and the tiles are stained an unattractive shade of yellow.]
Miya Atsumu
not my fault the dye bleeds when it gets wet
Inunaki Shion
and the hair?
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Disgusting
Adriah Thomas
u can at least pick up ur own nasty hair follicles???
its really not that hard??????
Sakusa Kiyoomi
I always knew you were a pig Miya
Miya Atsumu
oh fuck off u fucking cat
Oliver Barnes
is that even an insult?
i like cats
Hinata Shouyou
me too!!!!!
im glad you agree barnes-san!!!!!
Meian Shuugo
i feel the need to remind everyone that this chat is intended for official msby black jackals business only
Inunaki Shion
lol that boat sailed a long time ago cap'n
Adriah Thomas
the state of the locker room showers is official black jackals business!!!!
if i have to pick another one of miyas hair strands outta the drain im srsly gonna lose it
then we'll be down a setter and then where would we be?
Inunaki Shion
why are u doing it? ur not his mother
Adriah Thomas
cuz none of you lazy bums is gonna
unless ur volunteering wan-san
Inunaki Shion
id rather stick my head in a gallon of acid
or a gallon of that freaky strong disinfectant sakusa-san uses
Miya Atsumu
are u just gonna ignore the fact that adriah just threatened to kill me???
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Good riddance
Miya Atsumu
fuck you omi omi
why tf are u even here??? u never respond to the chat
Inunaki Shion
hes here to insult u
just like the rest of us
:) :) :)
Bokuto Koutarou
rip tsum tsum
Hinata Shouyou
rip
Meian Shuugo
ok that's enough of that
adriah your complaint is valid and i will be talking to miya more about this in the near future
Hinata Shouyou
ooooo atsumu-sans in trouble
Bokuto Koutarou
ooooooooo
Miya Atsumu
what are u 10?
Meian Shuugo
while i'm here
does anyone else have anything they'd like to complain about?
Inunaki Shion
ooh i do i do!!!
Meian Shuugo
no we cannot trade miya for his twin
Inunaki Shion
awww :(
Miya Atsumu
i hate all of u
Bokuto Koutarou
oh wait!!!! i have something i wanna ask!!!!
akaashi is visiting on friday and he wanted to get dinner
is everyone free then???
Hinata Shouyou
yes im free!!!
akaashi-san!!! im so excited!!! :):):)
Oliver Barnes
im free too but uh
are u sure he didnt mean just the two of u?
Bokuto Koutarou
uhhh i dont think so????
Inunaki Shion
u sure? i dont wanna be third wheeling on a date
Bokuto Koutarou
date???
Inunaki Shion
you know
a date
between u and akaashi
Bokuto Koutarou
?????
akaashi and i aren't dating?????
Oliver Barnes
wait what
Adriah Thomas
hold on a sec
Inunaki Shion
ur not?!!!
Miya Atsumu
wtf
u mean u guys are that gross n sappy
and ur not even getting any?
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Surprisingly I'm with Miya on this one
Even though his phrasing was unnecessarily vulgar
Miya Atsumu
u know what ill take it
Inunaki Shion
no no no hold on
hold on
i need to recalibrate
my world just turned upside down
Bokuto Koutarou
i dont see why this is so confusing??
Inunaki Shion
u guys text like every day?
u talk about him all the time?
he comes to all our games??
he visits at least once a week???
he buys your merch???
and wears it?????
in public?????
how tf are u not dating????
Bokuto Koutarou
hes just a good friend
i think ur getting the wrong idea wan-san
Inunaki Shion
jfc
tell me its not just me
Adriah Thomas
its not just u
Miya Atsumu
definitely not
Oliver Barnes
i thought so too
Meian Shuugo
normally i wouldn't get involved in conversations like this
but i must admit i'm also very shocked right now
i thought for sure akaashi was your boyfriend
Inunaki Shion
see??? even meian-san agrees!!!!
Hinata Shouyou
if it makes u feel better bokuto-san
i didnt think u and akaashi-san were dating
Inunaki Shion
hinata i love u with all my heart
but u are also very dumb
so u dont count
but god im fucking shook rn
i always thought u guys were like the perfect couple
and ur not even together???
i dont even know what to do anymore
Oliver Barnes
well i was planning to get lunch soon
so
wanna hit up onigiri miya with me?
rice balls can solve any problem
Inunaki Shion
very true
and i bet we could get osamu to tell us embarrassing stories bout lil tsum tsum
that'll cheer me right up :)
Miya Atsumu
hey!
Wednesday
12:21 pm
Hinata Shouyou
kageyama!!!!
i think i left my sweater at ur place
the orange one with the hole in the sleeve
Kageyama Tobio
dumbass
ill bring it when i visit next week
Hinata Shouyou
thanks!!! ur the best!!!
also i wanted to ask u something
do u think bokuto-san and akaashi-san are dating?
Kageyama Tobio
no
are they?
Hinata Shouyou
no theyre not
but everyone on my team thought they were???
except me
and im not sure why
wan-san said it was bc bokuto-san always talks about him
and texts him everyday
and bc akaashi-san is always coming to visit
Kageyama Tobio
thats stupid
we do that too and we're not dating
Hinata Shouyou
oh that makes sense!!!
thanks kageyama!!!
Wednesday
1:11 pm
Hinata Shouyou
i talked to kageyama about it!!!
and he also doesnt think bokuto-san and akaashi-san are dating!!
Bokuto Koutarou
hahaha!!!! see???
Inunaki Shion
ok so ill admit i dont know kageyama that well
so i cant call him dumb
then again kageyama isnt around bokuto every day like we are
Adriah Thomas
can i ask why kageyama doesnt think so?
Hinata Shouyou sent a photo
[Image: A screenshot of a text conversation between Hinata Shouyou and Kageyama Tobio, timestamped from 12:21 pm]
Adriah Thomas
……
Miya Atsumu
wtf
Inunaki Shion
are you fucking kidding me
Oliver Barnes
what is going on today
Bokuto Kotarou
huh?? whyre u all being so weird??
Hinata Shouyou
???
is everything alright???
Inunaki Shion
no everything is not alright!!!!!
do u mean to tell me
that not only are bokuto and akaashi not actually together
but u and kageyama arent dating either????!!!!!
Hinata Shouyou
uh
no??
Adriah Thomas
fml
love is dead
Inunaki Shion
i take it back
kageyama is just as much of a dumbass as u are hinata
Hinata Shouyou
dont say that wan-san!!
i know kageyamas stupid in math and english and stuff
but hes a genius in volleyball!!
Miya Atsumu
oh my fucking god
hes defending his not-boyfriend
this is pathetic
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Not as pathetic as you
Miya Atsumu
fucking hell omi-kun
can u just not???
we have a serious crisis here
Bokuto Koutarou
uhhh i feel like im missing something here
Inunaki Shion
let me guess
u also didnt think hinata and kageyama were dating?
Bokuto Koutarou
theyre dating????
woah congrats my disciple!!!!!
Hinata Shouyou
no no no bokuto-san!! we're not dating!!!
and i still dont get why u all thought we were
Miya Atsumu
u literally never shut up about him
Adriah Thomas
u have all his games taped so u can obsessively rewatch them
Inunaki Shion
u spent our entire game with the adlers making bedroom eyes at each other
Meian Shuugo
you have four different framed pictures of him on your nightstand
Inunaki Shion
meian-san!!!
so have u given up on the whole "official jackals business only" thing?
Meian Shuugo
no
but i am allowing a temporary lapse in the rules
like miya said
we have a serious crisis on our hands
Miya Atsumu
ha! i was right!
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Is that all you care about?
Meian Shuugo
sorry my mistake
i shouldn't have fed his ego like that
Miya Atsumu
u all suck
Meian Shuugo
anyway as i was saying
this is a serious problem we're dealing with
fool me with one fake relationship, blame's on me
fool me with two fake relationships, the blame is on something else entirely
Oliver Barnes
what's that?
Meian Shuugo
dumbassery
Inunaki Shion
u said it captain
Adriah Thomas
hear hear
Wednesday
1:59 pm
Bokuto Koutarou
akaashi!!!!
Akaashi Keiji
Good afternoon, Bokuto-san.
Bokuto Koutarou
ur still coming on friday right???
Akaashi Keiji
Of course. I wouldn't miss it for the world.
Bokuto Koutarou
good!!! im so excited!!!
btw when u said u wanted to go to dinner
did u mean with the rest of my team or just me??
Akaashi Keiji
Whichever you'd prefer. I enjoy spending time with your team, so I wouldn't mind if they came too.
Bokuto Koutarou
yeah i like them a lot!!!
but
i like hanging out with u better!!!
Akaashi Keiji
I enjoy our time together too, Bokuto-san.
Bokuto Koutarou
hey hey hey!!
ok so lets not invite the team
itll be just the two of us
i cant wait!!! its gonna be awesome!!!!
Akaashi Keiji
I'm sure it will.
3:23 pm
Bokuto Koutarou sent a photo
[Image: A tawny owl is laying belly-down on the grass. Its face is turned forward toward the camera. It wears a stern expression, its yellow eyes squinted suspiciously.]
Bokuto Koutarou
look look look!! its coach!!!
Akaashi Keiji
Very amusing, Bokuto-san.
4:45 pm
Bokuto Koutarou
hey hey hey akaashi!!!
whats that word again
the one about the weather thats like a slushy
when its snowing but its not snow
and its like rain but its not rain either
Akaashi Keiji
I believe you're referring to sleet, Bokuto-san.
Bokuto Koutarou
yeah thats it!!
wow youre so smart akaashi!!!
Akaashi Keiji
I can't imagine it's sleeting in Osaka right now.
Bokuto Koutarou
no i was just drinking a slushy
and i was thinking of a movie i saw where the weather was like a slushy
it was bright red and everything!!!!
but i couldnt remember the word
so i texted u!!!
Akaashi Keiji
I'm glad I could help, Bokuto-san.
Remember not to drink too fast or you'll get brain freeze.
Bokuto Koutarou
augh!! i hate brain freeze!!
6:34 pm
Akaashi Keiji
Make sure to eat a healthy dinner, Bokuto-san.
Bokuto Koutarou
gah!!! howd u know i was gonna get a double deluxe special from maji burger????
Akaashi Keiji
It's your day off. You always try to eat unhealthy foods on your day off.
Bokuto Koutarou
wow thats amazing akaashi!!!
dont worry ill eat something healthy!!
i have broccoli in my fridge!!
but i dont have much else :(
Akaashi Keiji
I'll go grocery shopping with you before dinner on Friday.
Bokuto Koutarou
:) :) :)
8:56 pm
Bokuto Koutarou
good night akaashi!!!
Akaashi Keiji
Good night, Bokuto-san.
Thursday
5:31 am
Hinata Shouyou sent a gif
[Gif: A blue and yellow volleyball is being spun on someone's index finger. The gif loops just before the volleyball can fall.]
Hinata Shouyou
morning kageyama!!!
Kageyama Tobio sent a gif
[Gif: An eager-looking blonde stands to one side of a net, her arms held before her ready to receive a volleyball. The ball comes hurtling over from the other side of the court, and the girl moves to intercept it. However, she misjudges the distance and instead gets slammed in the face.]
Kageyama Tobio
u in high school
morning
Hinata Shouyou
MEAN
12:13 pm
Kageyama Tobio sent a video
[Video: A clip from one of Club Atlético San Juan's recent games. With a running leap, Oikawa Tooru serves the ball, sending it flying to the corner of his opponents' court, just barely within the lines.]
Kageyama Tobio sent a video
[Video: Kageyama Tobio stands several steps outside the lines of a volleyball court, spinning a ball in his hands. He tosses the ball, takes a running leap, and serves it to the other side of the court. It lands just outside the lines.]
Hinata Shouyou
u almost had it kageyama!!!
dont give up!!!
Kageyama Tobio
i keep trying to get it and i cant
its annoying
i texted oikawa-san to ask for help but he just leaves me on read
Hinata Shouyou
im on lunch break rn
so if u want i can call and u can talk about it with me
i know u think better out loud
bc ur brain is like the fried egg in those drug commercials
at least thats what yachi-san says that yamaguchi says that tsukki says
tbh i dont really know what it means
Kageyama Tobio
hmmph
whatever it means it cant be good
four eyed bastard
gimme a sec ill call u
6:33 pm
Kageyama Tobio
u owe me a mountain of meat buns
Hinata Shouyou
huh???
did i forget about losing a bet???
Kageyama Tobio sent a photo
[Image: The sleeve of an orange sweater is draped across a lap. There's a hole in the sleeve that has been expertly sewn closed. A needle and a spool of orange thread rest on the ground in the corner of the picture.]
Hinata Shouyou
kageyama!!! i didnt know u could sew!!!
Kageyama Tobio
my mom made me learn
said i needed to be able to do something besides just volleyball
Hinata Shouyou
ur mom is great!!!
tell her i love her!!!
Kageyama Tobio
tell her yourself dumbass
ur coming to visit in a month remember?
Hinata Shouyou
oh yeah
ill get her a present!!!
does ur mom like chocolate??
Kageyama Tobio
dark only
dont forget my meat buns
Hinata Shouyou
u know u can just get some from the combini down the street from your apartment???
Kageyama Tobio
i like the ones from the shop near your gym better
Hinata Shouyou
ok we'll go when ur here next saturday
7:11 pm
Hinata Shouyou sent a photo
[Image: A steaming bowl of tamago kake gohan sits on a wooden table. The egg yolk in the center is beautifully golden and perfectly round, and it's surrounded by fluffy white rice.]
Hinata Shouyou
osamu-san made me this for free!!!!
he said it was for putting up with atsumu-san everyday
isnt he so nice??
Kageyama Tobio
dont let it go cold dumbass
9:00 pm
Hinata Shouyou sent a gif
[Gif: A tall black-haired woman leaps to spike a volleyball, sending it slamming to the ground on the other side of the net.]
Hinata Shouyou
good night kageyama!!!
Kageyama Tobio sent a gif
[Gif: A curly-haired man stands blindfolded on the beach, smiling as he tosses a volleyball into the air. He easily bumps the ball up again and again and again, never faltering even with his eyesight removed.]
Kageyama Tobio
good night hinata
Friday
6:44 pm
Inunaki Shion
i literally cant take this anymore
Adriah Thomas
uh oh wan-sans being dramatic again
Inunaki Shion
shut up adriah
this is serious
like super duper duper serious
like someone stole the noc list and is gonna blow up the world serious
Oliver Barnes
i think ur misremembering the plot of mission impossible
Inunaki Shion
whatever
u know what i mean
Adriah Thomas
what are we talking about again?
Meian Shuugo
why do i have a feeling it's not related to official jackals business?
Inunaki Shion
i beg to differ
the emotional well-being of two of our star players is definitely official business
Miya Atsumu
oh are u still on about bokkun and shouyou-kun
and their nonexistent relationships?
Inunaki Shion
yes im still on about that!!!
i cant believe u guys arent either
Miya Atsumu
its their business
dont see what it has to do with me
Inunaki Shion
what it has to do with u is that its literally driving me insane
and im ur teammate
Miya Atsumu
again
so what
Inunaki Shion
and i also happen to have a collection of particularly unflattering photos of u that i will gladly send to osamu in a heartbeat
Miya Atsumu
…
Hinata Shouyou
ooooo wan-san pulling out the big guns
Meian Shuugo
ok i can see you're really serious about this shion
i assume you have a plan of some sort?
Inunaki Shion
oh captain you know me so well :)
Oliver Barnes
is that why ur texting us while bokuto is at dinner with akaashi?
u do know hes in this chat too
Adriah Thomas
dw bokuto doesnt backread
just spam the chat with cute owl pics after we're done and we'll be fine
Inunaki Shion
see?? no problems
ok! now back to my brilliant plan
hinata ur actually a big part of it
but before i tell u what it is
i have to ask
do u really not think bokuto and akaashi would be good for each other?
as a couple i mean
Hinata Shouyou
um
well
idk
i think theyre really good friends
i dont see why they need to change that or do anything different
Miya Atsumu
yeah of course youd say that
Inunaki Shion
can it miya
one problem child at a time
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Have you even had a relationship before Miya?
Miya Atsumu
tf omi???
do u seriously only come on here to rag on me???
Adriah Thomas
looks like it
Inunaki Shion
anyway back to discussing important things
thats valid hinata
but youve seen the way bokuto acts with akaashi
its not the same as the way he acts with us
is it
Hinata Shouyou
i guess not
Inunaki Shion
he always wants to spend more time with akaashi
and he always wants to talk with akaashi
and anytime something happens to him he wants akaashi to be the first to hear about it
Hinata Shouyou
huh
i never noticed before but yeah ur right wan-san
Inunaki Shion
course i am
Miya Atsumu
wtf why isnt anyone blasting him for having a big ego???
the fucking double standard
Inunaki Shion
but the point is
all of those things they do are part of being in a relationship
bokuto and akaashi are basically dating already
Miya Atsumu
hey dont ignore me!!!
i know u can see my messages!!!
Inunaki Shion
they just dont realize it
and i know u might think its pointless to change when theyre already good as they are
but the thing about being in a relationship officially is that it takes away a lot of stress and insecurity
bc bokuto knows that he wants akaashi to know everything about his life
but he doesnt know if akaashi wants bokuto to know everything about akaashi's life
but if theyre dating bokuto can be certain that he's as special to akaashi as akaashi is to him
being in a relationship is about knowing that ur treasured by the person that u treasure above all else
Adriah Thomas
wow wan-san that was really thoughtful
Oliver Barnes
yeah ur making me sad that im a bachelor
stop reminding me how devastatingly single i am
Meian Shuugo
i agree with shion
being in a relationship is about mutually affirming to your partner that you think they are the most special person in the whole world
Hinata Shouyou
meian-san!!!! wan-san!!!!
thats so super lovely!!!!
ok im in
lets help bokuto-san and akaashi-san get together!!!!
Inunaki Shion
yay!
ok so the plan is super simple
we steal bokuto's phone and ask akaashi out while pretending to be him
hinata's closest to bokuto in personality so i figure its best if hinata's the one who texts akaashi
Hinata Shouyou
ok!! sounds good!!!
Oliver Barnes
...u know i really do admire ur optimism hinata
i cant say im as confident about this plan
it feels like it could go really wrong
Adriah Thomas
in SO many ways
Meian Shuugo
may i add that i disapprove of stealing a teammate's belongings
Inunaki Shion
cmon guys have a little faith!!
u cant possibly tell me u dont think those two are both head over heels for each other
all we need to do is give them a little push
besides
there is exactly zero pleasure in being constantly bombarded with stories about akaashi
when we cant even ask juicy questions about their sex life
Adriah Thomas
why are u like this?
Inunaki Shion
u know im right
Adriah Thomas
alright fine
im in
Oliver Barnes
i guess i am too
Meian Shuugo
this still doesn't address the fact that we are breaking our teammate's trust by stealing his belongings
Hinata Shouyou
oh oh oh! atsumu-san can just ask to borrow bokuto-san's phone!
bokuto-san's camera takes the best pics so astumu-san uses bokuto-san's phone a lot
atmusu-san's done it a bunch of times before and bokuto-san never cares what we do with it
once we changed his password and locked him out for a full day and bokuto-san just laughed!!!
Inunaki Shion
great!
u got that miya?
miya?
hello???
bitch i know ur there
i can see u reading my texts
Miya Atsumu
oh so now u decide to notice me!!
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Get over yourself Miya
Stop throwing a hissy fit
It's very unbecoming of you
Miya Atsumu
wait
omi omi
does this mean u think im usually very
"becoming"
?
Sakusa Kiyoomi
No
Miya Atsumu
u totally do!!
ur busted omi omi
Sakusa Kiyoomi
I will knock you over the head with a socket wrench
Miya Atsumu
haha very funny omi-kun
Adriah Thomas
i dont think he was kidding
Oliver Barnes
yeah i dont think ive ever seen sakusa joke
Miya Atsumu
...omi-kun???
Meian Shuugo
kiyoomi may i remind you that as tempting as it may be to brain miya in the head
it would leave us down a member for our upcoming match against ejp raijin
Miya Atsumu
thats what ur worried about???!!!
Meian Shuugo
especially considering i still haven't convinced osamu to join the team
Miya Atsumu
...
ur crueler than i took u for captain
Inunaki Shion
i know right???
im loving it
anyway
miya are u good with getting bokuto's phone away from him
Miya Atsumu
yeah yeah dw
i got it
just sit back and let me work my magic ;)
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Please never say those words again
Miya Atsumu
omi omi!!
youve stopped trying to kill me!!!
Sakusa Kiyoomi
The socket wrench is currently in the cabinet under my sink
Miya Atsumu
...which means youve stopped trying to kill me
right?
right??
oh fucking hell omi-kun!!!
stop leaving me on read!!!
Saturday
11:57 am
Bokuto Koutarou
hey hey hey!!!
akaashi!!!!
how are u???
Akaashi Keiji
I'm doing well, Bokuto-san. And you?
Bokuto Koutarou
im good!!
im really really really good!!!
Akaashi Keiji
Is something the matter?
Bokuto Koutarou
no nothings wrong!!!
actually
there was something i wanted to ask u
Akaashi Keiji
I'm all ears.
Bokuto Koutarou
akaashi
i really really really like u
like i want to date u kind of like u
do u wanna go on a date with me???
akaashi?
are u there?
uhhh
hello???
are u still there??
akaashi-san???
Akaashi Keiji
Hinata-kun, is there a reason you are currently pretending to be Bokuto-san?
Bokuto Koutarou
umm
well
u see
Akaashi Keiji
I know you're not a cruel person, so I can't imagine you did this out of malice.
Regardless, I would appreciate it if you would refrain from toying with my emotions in the future.
Bokuto Koutarou
no wait!!!
thats not what im trying to do!!!
im trying to get u and bokuto-san together!!!
Akaashi Keiji
I thank you for your concern, but it's pointless. Bokuto-san isn't interested in me like that.
Bokuto Koutarou
wait
what????
how could u think that????!!!!
i wasnt lying when i said bokuto-san really really really liked u!!
ur his favorite person ever!!!
if bokuto-san likes anyone like that
its definitely u!!!!
Akaashi Keiji
You're very sweet, Hinata-kun, but Bokuto-san has always been out of my reach.
He's a successful pro volleyball player with legions of fans. He's a star.
I'm just a shonen manga editor. I'm sure Bokuto-san has hundreds of suitors far more handsome and deserving of him than me.
Bokuto Koutarou
how could u think that akaashi-san???
ur smart and kind and funny in the way that tsukki is!!!
ur great!!! i admire u a lot!!!
Akaashi Keiji
That's very kind of you to say.
Bokuto Koutarou
ok no
i cant just let u keep believing ur not good enough
i know!!!
ill have bokuto-san call u
and then he can tell u how great u are!!!!
gimme a sec i just gotta give the phone back to bokuto-san!!!
Akaashi Keiji
Hinata-kun, there's really no need.
Hinata-kun?
12:30 pm
Bokuto Koutarou
aaaah sorry i had to hang up!!!
my lunch breaks over!!!!
Akaashi Keiji
It's fine, Bokuto-san. You can't skip practice just to talk to me.
Bokuto Koutarou
but i want to!!!
especially cuz ur my boyfriend now!!!! :) :) :)
aaaah it feels so good to say that!!!
im gonna keep saying it as often as i can!!!
Akaashi Keiji
I think your teammates may grow annoyed with you.
Bokuto Koutarou
they can deal with it!!!
they put up with tsum tsum after all
oh hey
before i go
i forgot to ask
howd u know it wasnt me texting u?
Akaashi Keiji
I admit I didn't realize it at first. But after Hinata-kun confessed to me as you, I was so shell-shocked that I didn't respond for a while.
Hinata-kun must've gotten concerned because he slipped up. He called me "Akaashi-san."
Only Hinata-kun calls me "Akaashi-san."
Bokuto Koutarou
that makes sense
ur so smart akaashi!!!!
as expected of my boyfriend!!!!
Saturday
12:37 pm
Inunaki Shion
houston the eagle has landed
Meian Shuugo
shion we are in the middle of practice
get off your phone
Inunaki Shion
oh? then why are u on ur phone meian-san?
6:10 pm
Adriah Thomas has sent a video
[Video: Meian stands near the entrance to the lockers, holding a phone above his head. Inunaki grabs for the phone, jumping up and down, but Meian's taller build allows him to easily keep it out of reach. Inunaki declares that this is a war crime against liberos everywhere and starts lobbing curses at Meian, mostly related to his height. Finally, Inunaki shouts, "I'll show you low, bitch" and proceeds to aim a kick at Meian's groin, which he gracefully avoids.]
Adriah Thomas
oh captain my captain
i love u
Miya Atsumu
who knew meian-san was such a little shit?
Sakusa Kiyoomi
You mean you couldn't tell?
I thought your kind could sense each other
Miya Atsumu
why do i even bother
Adriah Thomas
yeah why do u
Oliver Barnes
mmm imagine
the joys of a quiet miya
Miya Atsumu
ur all going on my hit list
motherfucking assholes
Hinata Shouyou
even me????
Miya Atsumu
no not u shouyou-kun
ur an angel and we're glad ur here
Hinata Shouyou
aww thanks!!!
i like u too atsumu-san!!!
Miya Atsumu
this is why shouyou-kun's my favorite
Adriah Thomas
yeah yeah get in line
Thursday
3:42 pm
Hinata Shouyou sent a photo
[Image: A giant navy blue hoodie is laid out on a gray bedspread. There are miniature blue and yellow volleyballs dotted across the hoodie, spreading down the sleeves and all the way across the torso.]
Hinata Shouyou
kageyama!!!!
look what bokuto-san got me!!!
he saw it on a date with akaashi-san and said he knew he had to buy it for me!!!!
Kageyama Tobio
hmm
its nice
but it looks too big for u
Hinata Shouyou
yeah!!! i love oversized hoodies!!!
why do u think i always steal urs??
Kageyama Tobio
u better not spill anything else on the black one
i really like that one
Hinata Shouyou
it was one time!!!!
it wasnt even that big a deal
the mustard washed out fine
there wasnt even a stain!!!
Kageyama Tobio
u shouldnt have spilled anything in the first place
dumbass
Hinata Shouyou
wah!!! ur so mean!!!
anyway
ive been thinking
u know how bokuto-san and akaashi-san are dating now??
Kageyama Tobio
duh
we were just talking about it
do u have memory loss or something?
Hinata Shouyou
nope!! my memory is good as new!!!!
which is why i remember
that the reason u thought they werent dating
is because we do all the same things they do and we're not dating
but now theyre dating
so what does that make us??
Kageyama Tobio
what do u mean?
are u we saying we should be dating?
Hinata Shouyou
maybe
did i ever tell u that my whole team thought we were dating??
they mustve had a reason
Kageyama Tobio
thats dumb
we dont gotta do things just bc other people think we should
u and i are good as we are
why do we gotta change that?
Hinata Shouyou
i thought the same thing!!!
but then wan-san explained to me
that dating is about letting the other person know how special they are to u
and i wanna do that
kageyama
u are the most special person in the world to me
and u are the only person who understands volleyball the way i do
u are my volleyball partner
and my volleyball rival
everything volleyball means to me
u mean just as much
i wanna tell the world just how much u mean to me
and more importantly
i wanna make sure u know how much u mean to me
Kageyama Tobio
dumbass
i already knew that
Hinata Shouyou
you did???
Kageyama Tobio
well
i didnt know
i guessed
but i didnt know for sure
Hinata Shouyou
and??
do u feel better knowing??
Kageyama Tobio
yeah
i do
Hinata Shouyou
see??
this whole dating thing is good after all!!!
now u go!!
Kageyama Tobio
what?
Hinata Shouyou
tell me how much i mean to u!!
Kageyama Tobio
u already know
stupid
Hinata Shouyou
kageyama!!!!
i did it for u!!!
its only fair!!
Kageyama Tobio
ugh
fine
after middle school i thought id never trust anyone on the court again
and for a while i didnt
but u forced ur way in and made me trust u
and then i started trusting other people
and i learned how to play volleyball all over again
i fell in love with volleyball all over again
and
i guess
it was bc of u
so
thanks
Hinata Shouyou
kageyama!!!!
that was so sweet!!!!
im gonna cry!!!!
Kageyama Tobio
oi!
dont cry!
u told me to tell u!!!
Hinata Shouyou
theyre happy tears idiot!!!
im super happy rn!!
Kageyama Tobio
so does this mean we're dating?
Hinata Shouyou
i guess???
Kageyama Tobio
hmm
lame
nothings changed
Hinata Shouyou
dont say that so easily!!!
we've only been dating for thirty seconds!!!
besides
lots of things have changed!!!
Kageyama Tobio
like what?
Hinata Shouyou
like the fact that we can kiss each other now!!!
Kageyama Tobio
why are u so excited?
youve never kissed me before
how do u know you'll like it?
Hinata Shouyou
hmm i guess i dont
but we can try!!! when u visit on saturday!!!
then ill know for sure!!!
im so excited now!!!
Kageyama Tobio
dumbass
Hinata Shouyou
kageyama!! stop being mean!!!
i know ur just as excited as i am!!!
Kageyama Tobio
no im not
Hinata Shouyou
ur a terrible liar
Kageyama Tobio
ok fine
im
a little excited
to kiss u
but only a little
Hinata Shouyou
i knew it!!!
i cant wait to kiss u!!!
Saturday
2:49 pm
Hinata Shouyou sent a photo
[Image: Hinata is taking a selfie, right hand holding the phone while his left hand throws up a peace sign at the camera. Kageyama is standing to Hinata's left, face bright red as Hinata stands on tiptoe to plant a kiss on his cheek.]
Hinata Shouyou
guess what guess what???
i really really really like kissing kageyama!!!!
its so much fun!!!
Inunaki Shion
uhhh
Adriah Thomas
wtf???
Oliver Barnes
ive obviously missed some crucial developments
Miya Atsumu
are u dating kageyama now???
like
for real???
Hinata Shouyou
yep!!!
Meian Shuugo
congratulations shouyou
i'm very happy for you and kageyama
Bokuto Koutarou
ahahaha!!!
thats my disciple!!!
hold on i gotta tell my bf akaashi about this!!!
Adriah Thomas
youd think after a week
hed get tired of calling akaashi his boyfriend
every single fucking time
Miya Atsumu
bokkun's a sap we already knew that
what someone really needs to explain though is all this disciple shit
ive been trying to understand it for months
and i got nothing
Inunaki Shion
do u really want to understand the intricacies of bokuto koutarou's mind?
Miya Atsumu
ok point taken
ill leave it be
Sakusa Kiyoomi
This may be the first time I've ever seen you make the smart choice Miya
Miya Atsumu
u know whats sad
ive actually gotten so used to omi omi wrecking me
im not even bothered by it anymore
its like
weirdly comforting almost???
Inunaki Shion
kinky
Meian Shuugo
ok that's enough team bonding for one day
Saturday
3:14 pm
Miya Atsumu
srsly omi-kun
why do u always gotta go after me like that??
i gotta target painted on my forehead or something???
Sakusa Kiyoomi
I thought you said you didn't mind it anymore
Miya Atsumu
i dont
im just trying to understand u
and ur mind
its freaky
like ur crazy flexible joints
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Statements like that are precisely why people can't stand you
Miya Atsumu
people???
meaning not u????
Sakusa Kiyoomi
I've been playing with you for well over a year now
Not to mention the severe misfortune of having to live in the same apartment complex as you
I've grown used to your fat mouth and slovenish ways
Miya Atsumu
omg
omi-kun
u really do like me!!!!
ha i knew it
was it my rugged good looks???
no one can resist my handsome face
not even u
u ice queen
Sakusa Kiyoomi
The socket wrench is still under the sink
Miya Atsumu
fuck i forgot about that
eh
ill just steal it when i come over tonight
we're still on for dinner right?
a new season of terrace house came out
ur gonna love it
Sakusa Kiyoomi
I still don't understand why you like that show so much
It's just people sitting around and talking
Miya Atsumu
thats the beauty of it omi-kun!!!
ugh i cant believe u dont appreciate
the wonder that is terrace house
thats it
im not letting u sleep tonight until u admit terrace house is a fantastic show
Sakusa Kiyoomi
I will throw you over my balcony railing if you keep me up past 9:30
Miya Atsumu
10
Sakusa Kiyoomi
9:30
Miya Atsumu
9:45
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Fine
Miya Atsumu
yes!!!
i knew u liked me omi omi!!!!
Sunday
7:18 pm
Miya Atsumu
ok
so like
its not that i dont want bokkun and shouyou-kun to be in happy relationships
but do they really gotta rub it in our faces all the time???
Sakusa Kiyoomi
What do you mean
Miya Atsumu
what tf do u mean what do i mean???
dont u check the group chat?
Sakusa Kiyoomi
No
Miya Atsumu
wait do u mean u really do only go on there to insult me?
the fucking disrespect omi-kun
anyway
bokkun and shouyou-kun have been spamming the gc with pics of their bfs
theyre all fucking adorable
it makes me wanna gag
Sakusa Kiyoomi
If you puke on the floor, I'm never stepping foot in your apartment again
Miya Atsumu
i was joking
but
duly noted
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Your jokes are horrifically unfunny
Miya Atsumu
aight well fuck u too
but man can u imagine
being so in denial that u dont even realize ur in a relationship
till ur fucking volleyball teammates tell u about it??
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Bokuto and Hinata have never been the most emotionally intelligent
Miya Atsumu
still
what kinda dumbass doesnt even realize they like someone???
Monday
6:51 pm
Miya Atsumu
omi-kun!!!!
the supermarket's having a sale on that brand of disinfectant u really like
do u want me to buy u some?
Sakusa Kiyoomi
I don't need any more disinfectant right now
But you should buy some for yourself
Miya Atsumu
why???
i dont need disinfectant
Sakusa Kiyoomi
That is a blatant lie
I've seen your bathroom
It's filthy
You'd need a gallon of disinfectant and a barrel of holy water to cleanse that place
Miya Atsumu
ok so i really wanna be offended rn
but also did u just make a joke????
Sakusa Kiyoomi
I was not joking
I was simply stating a fact
Miya Atsumu
oh u were totally joking
i cant believe this
omi omi actually has a sense of humor
ur ice heart is melting right before my eyes
its a fucking miracle
hey if ur tellin me jokes
that must mean u really like me
right omi omi??
i bet im right
Sakusa Kiyoomi
You're not right
How long until you're back from the supermarket
Miya Atsumu
uhh like 10 min?
why?
Sakusa Kiyoomi
In 15 minutes I will be coming over to force you to clean your bathroom
Make sure to buy at least three bottles of disinfectant
Miya Atsumu
haha
i see ur using ur newly found sense of humor
Sakusa Kiyoomi
No
Miya Atsumu
fuck
Monday
7:07 pm
Miya Atsumu
help
sos
red light
im so fucked rn
Hinata Shouyou
oh no!!!
whats wrong atsumu-san???
Inunaki Shion
dont worry hinata
i bet its just miya being dramatic like usual
Miya Atsumu
im not being dramatic!!!!
omi-kun is in my apartment!!!
Inunaki Shion
ooo spicy
Miya Atsumu
its not what ur thinking!!!
hes torturing me!!!
Inunaki Shion
i fail to see how this is less spicy than before
Miya Atsumu
not in the fun way!!!
he made me buy a ton of disinfectant
and now hes forcing me to clean my bathroom!!!!
Inunaki Shion
...oh
i take it back
that is bad
Adriah Thomas
oh my god
i dont even wanna imagine what miya's bathroom looks like
Oliver Barnes
probably something like this
Oliver Barnes sent a photo
[Image: Black mountains line the horizon of a bleak, desolate landscape. Fire burns across the plains while trails of lava flow down the rocky slopes. It's hell. Literally.]
Inunaki Shion
LMAO
Adriah Thomas
omg oliver
i didnt know u had in u
good for u
Miya Atsumu
is no one fucking worried about the fact that im about to fucking ENTER hell??
Adriah Thomas
this is entirely ur fault miya
Inunaki Shion
^^
Miya Atsumu
i cant believe u guys!!!
months ive put up with ur crap
and u dont even have the deceferf
Inunaki Shion
yes??
we dont even have the deceferf to what?
Bokuto Koutarou
uhhh
what just happened??
is tsum tsum okay???
Meian Shuugo
i too am wondering this
Miya Atsumu
Miya is fine
I confiscated his phone
Inunaki Shion
hi sakusa
good luck with miya
and his hellscape of a bathroom
tell him to let us know if he needs someone to pray for his soul
Miya Atsumu
Prayers won't help him now
Inunaki Shion
uhhh
i mean
sure
u still there?
sakusa??
hmmm
i guess thats all hes gonna say
Adriah Thomas
ok
is it just me
or was that the most terrifying thing youve ever read in ur life???
Oliver Barnes
sakusa is scary as hell
Inunaki Shion
i think we may have sacrificed miya to a demon
welp
nothing we can do now
press f to pay respects
f
Adriah Thomas
f
Oliver Barnes
f
Hinata Shouyou
f
Bokuto Koutarou
f
Meian Shuugo
f
Tuesday
12:01 pm
Sakusa Kiyoomi sent a video
[Video: Atsumu is on his hands and knees in an incredibly filthy bathroom, a surgical mask covering the bottom half of his face. He scrubs at the floor with a dishcloth that might've once been pure white but is now stained with black spots.
"You're not scrubbing hard enough," comes Sakusa's monotone from behind the camera. Atsumu looks up and seems to see the phone in Sakusa's hand for the first time. His eyes widen.
"What the—are ya fucking recording this?" Atsumu throws down the dishcloth and jumps to his feet, eyes blazing. "Gimme that, ya asshole!"
Atsumu lunges toward the camera. The camera leaps backward.
"Urggh, don't touch me! Your hands are filthy!"
"Yeah, and whose fault is that?!"
"Yours! I wouldn't be doing this if your bathroom wasn't so dirty!"
"And why do ya care if my bathroom's dirty? It's my bathroom!"
"And I'm the one who has to use it when you make me come over to watch your stupid show!"
"Oh, don't ya dare drag Terrace House into this! Ya heathen!"
"If you don't get back to scrubbing in ten seconds," Sakusa hisses, "I am never watching another minute of that fucking show ever again."
Atsumu curses loudly at Sakusa, but he obediently drops to his knees again, angrily dragging the dishcloth back and forth across the tiled floor.
"The things I do for ya, Omi Omi," he mutters under his breath, but the camera picks it up easily enough.]
Miya Atsumu
why tf were u recording this again???
do u like seeing me suffer???
Adriah Thomas
yes
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Yes
Miya Atsumu
oh shut up adriah
no one asked u
Inunaki Shion
huh
Oliver Barnes
what?
Inunaki Shion
im thinking…
Miya Atsumu
dont do it too hard wan-san
u might break ur brain
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Not all of us are as pig-brained as you Miya
Inunaki Shion
ignoring their flirting
i have an important announcement to make
Miya Atsumu
???
omi omi and i werent flirting???
i was literally insulting u????
Inunaki Shion
let that be exhibit a
for the serious crisis facing us now
gents i believe we may have an epidemic on our hands
an epidemic of dumbassery
Meian Shuugo
oh you see it too shion?
thank god
i thought i was the only one
Bokuto Koutarou
????
Hinata Shouyou
????
Inunaki Shion
dont worry bokuto, hinata
ill dm u guys in a min
ive got a brilliant plan that needs implementing
:)
Tuesday
7:49 pm
Bokuto Koutarou
omi omi!!!!
hi!!!!
Sakusa Kiyoomi
I saw you during practice today
Bokuto Koutarou
i know!!
i just wanted to say hi!!
and give u some advice!!!
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Get to it already
Bokuto Koutarou
u should ask tsum tsum out on a date!!!!
Sakusa Kiyoomi
What
Why on earth would I ever subject myself to that
Bokuto Koutarou
cuz u like him!!!!
Sakusa Kiyoomi
I do not like Miya Atsumu
He's like a stinkworm
He disgusts me
Bokuto Koutarou
thats what i thought too!!!
but then wan-san explained to me
that you wouldnt hang out with him so much
or insult him so much
if u didnt like him at least a little!!!
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Inunaki doesn't know what he's talking about
Bokuto Koutarou
actually i didnt believe wan-san at first either
but i asked akaashi
my boyfriend
Sakusa Kiyoomi
I know who your boyfriend is
Bokuto Koutarou
and he said the same thing!!
akaashi is really smart so it must be true!!!
which is why i think u should go out with tsum tsum!!!
Sakusa Kiyoomi
No
Bokuto Koutarou
cmon omi omi!!! at least give it a try!!
u guys hang out already right??
dating is just like hanging out
but with more kissing!!
Sakusa Kiyoomi
No
Bokuto Koutarou
and akaashi says u dont even have to kiss if u dont want!!!
u can date him without kissing him!!!
so u should at least try!! omi omi!!!
Bokuto Koutarou's number has been blocked
Tuesday
8:11 pm
Hinata Shouyou
omi-san!!!
can i ask u something??
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Sure
Hinata Shouyou
why wont u go on a date with atsumu-san????
Sakusa Kiyoomi
What the hell Hinata
Not you too
Hinata Shouyou
he likes u a lot!!!
itd make him really happy if u went on a date with him!!!
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Miya doesn't like me
He annoys me every chance he gets
Hinata Shouyou
no he does like u!
wan-san says he annoys u cuz he doesnt know how else to get ur attention
also cuz hes dumb
Sakusa Kiyoomi
How many fucking people did Inunaki talk to
Hinata Shouyou
besides atsumu-san cleaned his bathroom!!!
he never cleans anything
not even the locker room showers
but he cleaned the bathroom for u!!!
hes gotta like u!
Sakusa Kiyoomi
No
I will not go out with Miya
And that's my final answer
Hinata Shouyou
i know atsumu-san can be annoying sometimes
but hes a good guy!!
cant u at least give it a try???
please omi-san??
for me???
id really appreciate it *^_^*
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Your puppy dog eyes don't work over text
Hinata Shouyou
you sure????
*^_^* *^_^* *^_^*
Hinata Shouyou's number has been blocked
Tuesday
8:20 pm
Inunaki Shion
yo sakusa
Inunaki Shion's number has been blocked
Tuesday
8:22 pm
Meian Shuugo
kiyoomi
Sakusa Kiyoomi
This had better be official Black Jackals business
Meian Shuugo
it is
i think you and atsumu are in denial about liking each other
Meian Shuugo's number has been blocked
Tuesday
8:25 pm
Unknown Number
hey sakusa
this is miya osamu
i got ur number from tsumu
Sakusa Kiyoomi
What do you want
Miya Osamu
onigiri miya's doing a promotion
u seem to like our food so i figured youd be interested
Sakusa Kiyoomi
I'm listening
Miya Osamu
we're giving out a batch of free onigiri to customers who meet a certain special condition
Sakusa Kiyoomi
And I meet this condition?
Miya Osamu
u could
the condition is to be dating a miya
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Fucking hell
Inunaki sure gets around
Miya Osamu
look just hear me out
i get why u dont wanna date tsumu
trust me i grew up with the guy
hes annoying selfish loud and petty as hell
but hes also the kinda guy who loves with his whole heart
youll never hear me say this out loud
but if miya atsumu ever falls in love with u
ur set for life
Sakusa Kiyoomi
That doesn't matter if Miya isn't in love with me
Miya Osamu
wtf
yes he is
inunaki said u were in denial
but cmon
tsumu cleaned a bathroom for u
a fucking bathroom
he has never cleaned anything in his life
not even the dishes when we were growing up
and he did it for u
id bet u my entire franchise that if i asked him why he did it
hed say its bc he knows how much of a clean freak u are
and he wanted u to feel comfortable in his apartment
thats the kinda guy he is
face it
hes in love with u
even if he doesnt know it yet
Sakusa Kiyoomi
If Miya doesn't even know it yet, then how are you so sure?
Miya Osamu
im his twin
its my job to be smarter than him
look i know this is a lot to take in all at once
so do me a favor
and at least consider it yeah?
dont just dismiss the whole idea before u even have a chance to think about it
Sakusa Kiyoomi
You really care about your brother don't you
Miya Osamu
course i do
its my job to
Tuesday
8:38 pm
Komori Motoya
kiyoomi!!!
it's been a while
how are u?
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Fine
Komori Motoya
really???
cuz last i heard u were having relationship problems
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Really?
You too?
Komori Motoya
c'mon! you've never ever dated anyone ever!
of course i'm gonna be involved
i want my cousin to be happy!!
Sakusa Kiyoomi
I am perfectly happy being single
Komori Motoya
so ur not tragically pining over miya atsumu???
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Definitely not
Komori Motoya
really???
thats funny
cuz i've been hearing a lot about dirty bathrooms lately
everyone's so focused on the fact that miya was cleaning
that no one seems to realize how hard it was for u
to just stand there and watch him and not grab a dishcloth yourself
unless of course
it wasn't hard at all
Sakusa Kiyoomi
What are you trying to say
Komori Motoya
i'm saying u like looking at him
i'm saying ur probably horny for him
i'm saying ur totally catastrophically gay for him
and more importantly
i'm saying u trust him
u trust him enough that you'll let him clean the bathroom
instead of just doing it yourself
i remember growing up with u
u wouldn't even let me clean my own damn car
u didn't drive and u didn't like getting rides from me
and u still wouldn't let me clean the car myself
Sakusa Kiyoomi
You were sixteen
You didn't know how to properly clean anything
Komori Motoya
and u think twenty-something miya atsumu knows how to clean anything any better???
please
that guy wouldn't know a soap brush if u stuck it up his ass covered in suds
u trust him
its not a bad thing kiyoomi
its really good actually
you've grown a lot since we were kids
but if u wanna keep growing
u have to admit to yourself that u trust him and that u like him
and that you'd like to shove something besides a soap brush up his ass
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Komori Motoya's number has been blocked
Tuesday
9:48 pm
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Miya
Miya Atsumu
omi omi???
arent u supposed to be sleeping rn???
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Has anyone contacted you this afternoon
Miya Atsumu
no just u
why?
Sakusa Kiyoomi
I am going to kill Inunaki
Miya Atsumu
sure im game
whaddaya need me to do?
Sakusa Kiyoomi
I am going to ask you a question and I want you to answer it honestly
Miya Atsumu
...ok
lay it on me omi omi
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Do you like me? In the romantic sense
Miya Atsumu
what??
no!!
definitely not
not that ur not likable omi-kun
ur very likable
even though ur rude
but i like that about u
and i like spending time with u
and ur kinda funny too
even though ur also scary
so i do like u omi-kun
but i dont like like u
at least
i dont think i do
probably
pretty sure
Sakusa Kiyoomi
I'm getting mixed signals here Miya
Miya Atsumu
hold on
just gimme a sec
im
thinking
very hard
Sakusa Kiyoomi
That would be a miracle indeed
Miya Atsumu
shush omi-kun
i dont have time for ur snark rn
i think im having an epiphany
Sakusa Kiyoomi
While you're having your epiphany, I'd like to test a theory of mine
Miya Atsumu
what theory
Sakusa Kiyoomi
The theory of whether I'd like kissing you or not
In one minute I will come over to test my theory
Unless you tell me otherwise
Miya Atsumu
ah
uh
um
Sakusa Kiyoomi
The minute is up
I am standing outside your door
Miya Atsumu
sorry
gimme a moment
i think im having another epiphany
heads up this ones a lot hornier than the first one
Sakusa Kiyoomi
I don't have time for your snail-paced mental processes
Hurry up and open the damn door
You can have your new epiphany against my lips for all I care
Miya Atsumu
fuck
ur a menace omi-kun
Wednesday
11:11 am
Miya Atsumu sent a photo
[Image: Sakusa stands in the golden sunlight streaming through a large kitchen window, wearing nothing but a black bathrobe. He's scowling, and there's a furrow between his eyebrows, but there's a light flush to his cheeks and a line of bruises creeping up the side of his neck.]
Miya Atsumu
haha i win!! my bf's the cutest!!
suck on that u losers!!!
Inunaki Shion
the things i do for these people
and this is the thanks i get??
where is the justice in the world
Adriah Thomas
ugh and to think i was actually happy for miya for a second
Bokuto Koutarou
yooooooo
u go tsum tsum!!!!
Hinata Shouyou
congrats atsumu-san and omi-san!!!
im really happy for u guys!!!!!
Oliver Barnes
at least someones excited
i really do envy their simpleness sometimes
Meian Shuugo
may i again remind everyone that this chat is for official black jackals business only
Adriah Thomas
are u still going on about that captain?
surely by now u realize what a lost cause that is
Inunaki Shion
ooh i bet its all the boyfriend flaunting
its getting to our dear lonely captain
and reminding him how very single he is
Meian Shuugo
i'm engaged
Inunaki Shion
what
Adriah Thomas
the fuck u mean "engaged"
Oliver Barnes
how
i thought we were bros
bachelor bros
despairingly single together
how could u betray me like this???
Inunaki Shion
meian-san!!!
we demand an explanation
answer our questions
meian-san
meian-san
where tf are u
captain u can't just drop a bombshell like that and waltz off
captain!!!
i can fucking see u lurking in the chat
stop leaving us on read!!!!!!!