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Jeremy and his bff Michael walked into a CVS. they were doin walk in vaccinations for the 'rona.
they got stabbed lmao.
when they got home they both screamd in pain and heard the squip startup noises.
"he-hewwow Jewemy" Keanu's secret twin brother ai guy said to Jeremy.
"why are you talking like that also how did you come back?" Jeremy demanded
"I was talking like a furry 'UwU' so you could understand me better, as it is the language of your people, because your a dolphin furry. also, you know how the conservatives think that they put microchips in the vaccines? they actually put mountain dew and squips in the vaccine. they traveled through our blood unti-"
"yeah, i get it." Jeremy looks att Michael. "wut does ur internal abusive relationship look like??"
"dude, he's like, a sexy adult version of you. it's kinda freaky." Michael said, looking intensly off into space, presumably, at the sexy adult Jeremy.
"Woah, dude. thats gay."
"so's ur crush on Keanu Reeves."
"thats fair."
the squip made a coughing noise that sounded like the word 'boyfriends', but like, seperated weirdly. Jeremy Gasps.
"DUDE!! I THINK MY SQUIP HAS THE 'RONA!!"
"OH NOOOOO!!!"
the squip made another coughing noise that sounded like the word 'dumbass'.
the squips synced up and then the world was taken over by squips bc the vaccine had squipz.
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