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The #ImmortalHusbands Conspiracy

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@kathryyn2ys
Okay you know how most of the statues on buildings in New York are all the same lady?? Well. I have found her Renaissance counterpart. Behold: whoever this guy was. He c l e a r l y got around

@amberjunnie
bro one of those is by Michelangelo and the other is by Caravaggio, if it's the same dude then he didn't age at ALL in like 30-40 years.

@sewingoatmeal
Reblog to support an immortal model, his muslim boyfriend, his asian girlfriend and her girlfriend.

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Kathryyn Ngo@kathryyn2ys · 2h
Okay you know how most of the statues on buildings in New York are all the same lady?? Well. I have found her Renaissance counterpart. Behold: whoever this guy was. He c l e a r l y got around

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amber namjunnie@amberjunnie · 1h
Replying to @kathryyn2ys bro one of those is by Michelangelo and the other is by Caravaggio, if it's the same dude then he didn't age at ALL in like 30-40 years.
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Chrissy Beale ~BLM~@chrissybeale · 1h
Replying to @amberjunnie Maybe every Italian man at the time just looked the same!
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(̨̡ ‾᷄♡‾᷅ )̧̢@viktorvictor · 1h
Replying to @chrissybeale hah with the exact SAME mole on the face! are you sure
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amber namjunnie@amberjunnie · 1h
Replying to @viktorvictor okay well maybe Artist's THOT is a family job xDDDD
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Chrissy Beale ~BLM~@chrissybeale · 1h
Replying to @amberjunnie I’m in the family business.” “What’s that?” “Standing still and looking pretty.”
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(̨̡ ‾᷄♡‾᷅ )̧̢@viktorvictor · 1h
Replying to @chrissybeale a lot of models back then were also sex workers, soooooo...
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jimteekirkfivebyfiveboss dribblenerve az1raphal3 “Friends” faultofrivia I support these old Italian boyfriends casdemedici Lol one of them looks like the dude in that twitter thread that went around a while back babytardis Reblog to support an immortal Italian gay and his boyfriend caravaggihoe
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babytardis don't worry those are his lesbian friends casdemedici
if you go through the collection there are a ton of drawings of this woman, which I encourage you to have on hand whenever anyone claims that diversity in period pieces is unrealistic.
sewingoatmeal reblog to support an immortal model, his muslim (?looking) boyfriend, his asian girlfriend and her girlfriend. fivebyfiveboss Look he clearly had a three-way going with the bearded guy and the artist bc the way he’s looking at the artist is. Is uh. jimteekirk IF HE LOOKS HE’S A THOT Source: dribblenerve #art#art history #malta boyfriends #really old gays 5,121 notes

caravaggihoe fivebyfiveboss sewingoatmeal Okay you know this post about the Malta Drawings? Well i was doing research into Simeon Solomon and… look who i found in the 1860s


ashstrap

IMMORTAL! BOYFRIENDS!


fivebyfiveboss

Imagine your OTP
Source: sewingoatmeal #i realize people just look like other people sometimes #but let me DREAM 4,121 notes

caravaggihoe image description: expanding brain meme. The levels are: "sometimes people look like other people", "the Malta Lads are time traveling friends", "they're immortal friends", "they're immortal boyfriends", "they're immortal husbands". #art history #niche memes for a niche blog #I just think they're Neat 2,130 notes

~MFA hell~@NikkiBow · 5h
Hello twitter has anyone seen that post about the guys in the paintings who look like other guys that everyone was joking was immortal?

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~MFA hell~@NikkiBow · 5h
Replying to @NikkiBow Because I found a Reconstruction era painting that I thought looked like one of the women in it and wanted to compare but i guess i didn’t tag the post with my normal art history tag
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Laura Del Gay@lauradelgaay · 5h
Replying to @NikkiBow That's so weird, I can't find the immortal bf paintings anywhere!
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Eden (they/them)@Edenhague · 4h
Replying to @NikkiBow WTF? Looks like tumblr deleted it. The original painting was this one by Caravaggio tho:

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~MFA hell~@NikkiBow · 4h
Replying to @Edenhague LOL not even classical art survives the porn filter. Tumblr be a functional website challenge.
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Eden (they/them)@Edenhague · 4h
Replying to @NikkiBow Can't find the original drawing twitter thread either. Someone better than me at twitter help!

ashstrap For @sewingoatmeal, idr where the original post went so here you go #old gays #immortal husbands #disappearing husbands 6 notes

sewingoatmeal + ashstrap

15 AUG 2020
I can see you that you tagged me in a post, but it's not up anymore.

can you see if it's under image review? 😭