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Of all the Places

Summary:

Of all the places his class could’ve gone on a field trip too... they had to go to his basically second home. Oh boy.

OR

The overused field trip trope that we all love

Featuring:

A Drunk Wanda and Peter
Half the avengers being little shits
The other half not knowing how much longer they can deal with them
Ned Leeds being a good bro
Michelle just being there like always
A confused Flash Thompson

And more.

(On a very long hiatus!)

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: A Field Trip Where??

Chapter Text

Peter once again hadn’t been paying attention, he had been watching the clock intently. Five more minutes until class was over. Ten more minutes until he’d be swinging around New York.

That was of course until Ned gave him a sharp prod with a pen.

Peter jumped, snapping out of his thoughts before he quickly turned to is friend with a look that could only communicate ‘What the hell?’

Ned gave out a smug grin, it had been difficult to scare Peter lately, his ‘Spidey-sense was always on alert.’ At least that’s what Peter had said anyways.

Ned simply pointed to the front of the room with the same pen, gesturing for Peter to actually listen to what Mr Harrington was saying.

Peter focused back to the front Mr Harrington was finishing a sentence, which was being said in quite an excited tone. “-you may be wondering where this field trip is going to.” He said quickly before pausing.

In this moment Peter wanted to sink down into his chair, he hated field trips. He always managed to screw something up or embarrass himself. Either way they had never been an idea of a fun time for him.

“The Avengers Compound!” He finally stated loudly.

The class immediately erupted into excited voices and murmurs. Everyone was impressed with the fact the school had managed to get them a field trip there. Even MJ looked up from her sketchpad with a shocked expression.

Okay, it wasn’t really a shocked one. But it was the closest thing to one Peter had ever seen MJ express.

Peter on the other hand was internally screeching.

He could barely hear the teacher remind them to get the permission slips signed.

Oh fuck, no. Shit, why me? Why God? God fucking darnit. This is not okay. Not okay. Not Ok. NotOkNotOkNotOk

Peters thoughts were interrupted by the loud school bell ringing. He hasn’t even noticed his best friend has been babbling to him the whole time about how cool it was that they were going to The Avengers compound.

Peter grudgingly got his things together, grabbing a permission slip before walking out the Classroom with Ned- still talking about how cool it was.

That’s when his Spidey-Sense flared to life, and he quickly dodged Flash’s hand that had aimed to grab his shoulder. Easily side-stepping it, catching Flash off guard as he stumbled for a second before straightening up.

“What Puny?” He sneered. “Salty because everyone is gonna realise how pathetic you are that you mad up your internship.”

Peter let out a heavy sigh, shrugging as he turned away from the bully. Walking down the hall whilst Flash continued to call out too him, “That’s right you walk away!”

Ned who had gone silent from the encounter began speaking up again, “This is gonna be so cool! I can finally see you lab!” Peter shook his head, smiling fondly. “I don’t think you’ll be able to see it on the field trip, Ned. But hey you can come over whenever. With May leaving on her business trip tomorrow, I’ll be staying the for the next couple of months.” He shrugged.

“Dude your life is so cool.” Ned breathed.

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Peter finished his patrol, it was only 11:00pm but he had a feeling he wouldn’t find any other crimes that needed stopping.

Sighing he collected himself before swinging his way back to the apartment, slipping in quietly through the window, cringing as it let out a loud creAAAAK as it closed. “Peter?” He heard Mays voice call out, “I didn’t realise you were home.”

Peter was sent into a quick panic as he heard her footstep approach his room. Quickly ridding himself of the suit. Throwing it under the covers of his bed. Slipping on a shirt just as May opened the door. “Hey, I didn’t hear you come in.” She said casually.

Peters heart quickened for a second, “Uh yeah, I got here, a- uh few minutes ago.” He said a little too quickly.

“Ok then.” She laughed, “I got a call from your school, saying you had a field trip?” She questioned even though it was more of a statement.

“Oh uh, yeah!” He said, happy to change the topic, quickly grabbing his bag and rumaging through it before pulling out the permission slip, handing it to her.

“Alright,” She said her eyes quickly skimming over the crumpled piece of paper. “I’ll have it signed for you tomorrow, good night Peter.” She said, retreating out and closing the door.

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He had woken up the next morning to his Aunt leaving with a suitcase in hand, kissing him on top of the head and reminding him to at least text her every night.

“Yes Yes May, stop worrying I’ll be fine. Go before you miss your plane.” He teased.

“Alright I’m going, love you Pete.” She said slipping out the door.

That day had gone by way to quickly, He- and most other excited students had handed in the permission slip the very next day even though the trip was on Friday, that darn field trip was all anyone could talk about, and it was only Tuesday.

Peter had made point to pack a few extra things in his bag as after school Happy would be directly picking him up and taking him to the compound.

The day remained to go by in a blur, that was until the afternoon.

Decathlon Practice.

As soon as Peter and Ned walked inside they buzz of everyone’s excited voices filled their ears- and from what they could tell, all of it was about the field trip.

“Do you think we’ll meet the avengers?” Ally had squeaked excitedly.
“OhMyGoshWhatIfWeDo?” Betty had asked so quickly her words barely made sense.
“Would you guys please focus?” Abe asked, obviously irrated by the girls fangirling.

The two shot Abe a dirty look before Flash finally piped up, “Parker, finally decided to join us?” He sneered, “Not busy with that Stark internship are you?”

Peter and Ned could only glare as they made their way over to their usual spots and plopped down.

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After practice Peter had basically raced out of school, not wanting to make Happy pissed off for stalling.

Racing down the stairs as he saw the black audi, giving a small wave as he made his way over. The same stupid smile plastered to his face as he slid in. “Hey Happy!”

Peter only got a grunt of a response as per usual. He always find it strange how someone called Happy could be so grumpy all the time. But he shrugged it off. The car ride to the compound was only forty minutes with Happys driving and going through unused roads.

The whole time Peter had been listening to music, watching as the scenery changed through the window all the while tapping his fingers to the beat of his music.

He couldn’t wait to get to the tower. Loki and Thor were meant to be visiting for the first time in quite a while. Peter had honestly missed both of them, in their time there the two Gods has started acting and representing older brothers to Peter more than just friends. Considering Loki was already mischievous and childish, they had instantly formed a bond. Not to long after Thor had also begun joining in on them pranking the others around the compound, joining them on movie nights, and at one point both of them had helped Peter with his Norse Mythology homework.

So yeah, to say Peter missed them was an understatement.

He excitedly hopped out of the car, thanking Happy for the ride before entering the compound. FRIDAY’s voice immediately ringing out, “Welcome back Peter!” The AI said cheerfully, “Hiya Fri!” He cheerfully said looking up towards the ceiling out of habit. “Everyone is in the communal floor.” The AI stated. “Thanks!” He smiled making his way to the elevator.

Once he stepped out his eyes quickly glanced across the room, everyone was sitting at the table eating pizza, his stomach instantly grumbled.

Tony looked up from the conversation he was having with Bruce, “Ah looks like pipsqueak finally decided to join us.” He cheered. Peter rolled his eyes as he sat down, Clint on his right and Tony on his left.

“How was school kid?” Steve asked turning to him. “It was fine.” Peter said quietly, his heart skipping a beat as he remembered the field trip.

“Is that so?” Clint asked, mischief dancing in his eyes. “Yes. That is so, Bird Brain.” He hissed mischievously, knowing he hated that nickname. “You little shi-“ Clint began but was cut off by Steve, “Language, Barton.”

Most of the ones sitting around the table stifled their laughs, Clint let out a snort. “Moving on,” He begins casting a quick glance at Steve, “Stark here tells us you’ve got a field trip.” He states, smirking as Peter seems lost for words. “Here.” He adds after a couple moments.

Peters eyes widened, “You told them?!” Peter all but screeched, snapping his gaze to Tony. Tony shrugged, giving off a sly smirk, “I’m the one who arranged it actually kiddo.” Peters eyes widened as he looked between everyone at the table “That’s not- no. Why would you do this to me??”

By the point the majority of the table was snickering or letting out small laughs, apart from Scott. Scott was on the floor laughing at this point, wheezing out “Did you see his face? Oh my god his face you guys!!”

Clint, ruffles the kids hair, “Don’t worry Pipsqueak, we wont embarrass you... too much.” Peter swatted his hand away, “Good because if you did, you’ll find your room covered in webs.” He spat playfully. Clint let out a dramatic gasp, “You wouldn’t.”

“Hey, where are Thor and Loki?” Peter asked, only now realising their absence despite how much he wa looking forward to seeing them. Clint scoffed, “What so you three can get back to your tricks?” He asked raising an eyebrow.

“They won’t be arriving until 7:50am on Friday kiddo.” Tony said before taking a sip of his coffee.

Peter tilted his head disappointment falling across his face. He would have left for school by then.

“Aww don’t worry мой маленький паук.” Nat finally spoke up, “We’ll keep you and your crazy antics company.” She teased.

Peter smiled softly before realising Clint wasn’t next to him, looking around confused for a moment, but then realised he was running towards the lounge, “C’MON FUCKERS, LETS PLAY MARIO KART!”