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Wow Guess What Another Group Chat Fic

Summary:

yeeto just like the title saaayss

No no don't leave it behind just because I said 'yeeto'! Wait! Darn......

So this is another groupchat fic because there are absolutely NONE of those in this fandom at all.

Just the Regina, Karen, and Gretchen in the first chapter.

(Edit: So I noticed this says "the Regina" and tbh that's the best typo I've ever made and now her name is not Regina, but The Regina (TM))

Notes:

OK, this is my first fic on Archive. Bear with me here. Or just leave if you want- this might be terrible. idek.

 

mythicbitch- Regina (Edit: This says Mythic Bitch not My Thic Bitch lmao I just reread it.)
inohowtoospellorandgdege- Karen
WorkerBee- Gretchen
trash- Janis
somuchgay- Damien
AngryRoarLion/a tree- Cady

Chapter 1: Avacoda Sporkey Is Important Pass It On

Chapter Text

inohowtoospellorandgdege created a groupchat with mythicbitch, WorkerBee

Avacoda Sporkey
4:32 a.m.

mythicbitch: i notice an issue here

WorkerBee: Karen, why. What exactly is an "Avacoda Sporkey"?

inohowtoospellorandgdege: avacoda is that thingh u put on guacoamolie and than a sporkey is a forke that has a spooen its good guys

mythicbitch: 404 error everything is wrong. Incorrect.

mythicbitch: avocado, spork, thing, guacamole, fork, spoon. and orange

inohowtoospellorandgdege has changed the groupchat name to Regina Lives Up Too Her Useiernaeme

WorkerBee: True, true.

mythicbitch has left the chat.

inohowtoospellorandgdege: oopps

WorkerBee: Regina?

WorkerBee: Reeeeegggggiiiiiiiinnnnnnaaaaaa??

WorkerBee: Change the chat name and invite her back, Karen.

inohowtoospellorandgdege: K

inohowtoospellorandgdege has changed the groupchat name to Fab 3

inohowtoospellorandgdege has invited mythicbitch back into the groupchat

Fab 3, 4:38 a.m.

mythicbitch: fine then.

mythic bitch: wait a fucking second is that a queer eye reference??????

inohowtoospellorandgdege: yeaeh?

mythicbitch: gretchen our young child has grown up to absolute perfection

WorkerBee: Oh my God she has.

mythicbitch: now that we've gotten that out of the way, why are all of us awake at 4:45 in the morning?

inohowtoospellorandgdege: oh I wanted to warn you that I want to make a big groupchat and it includes Janis.

mythicbitch: a) you made a groupchat to warn us you are making another groupchat b) no you know how I feel about Janis and I can't talk to her c) that spelling was perfect wtf karen you cant even spell orange

WorkerBee: What?????? You can't talk to Janis???? I had no idea????? I mean you blush every time you see her and have a giant lesbian crush on her but you can't talk to her?????? No, no, it can't be, you're great at talking to her!!!!!!! You talk so well when you are just saying um and stumbling over your words!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mythicbitch has blocked WorkerBee

inohowtoospellorandgdege: K I'll make the whole group groupchat tomorrow

mythicbitch: how tf did you just learn to spell in 3 minutes

inohowtoospellorandgdege: -\00/-

mythicbitch: wtf is that emoji supposed to be a shrugging emoji

inohowtoospellorandgdege: no.