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Protocol Nanny Clone by zoostitcher89
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
08 Dec 2024
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So, the clones are programmed to take care of their Jedi. The problem? The Jedi are pretty much trained to do the opposite. Like. So bad at self-care it's not even funny. So, the clones start coloring outside the lines of their programming. Yoda gets whatever dirt tea his little troll heart desires. Aayla gets foot massages when things get too stressful. But some Jedi can't take a hint. This can lead to totally benign rebellions in rank like the time Ponds made sure Mace's door "malfunctioned" after he'd been awake for seventy-four straight hours. Ahem. But some Jedi. Some. Kriffing. Jedi. Need a little more proactive approach. Enter Obi-Wan and Anakin. They continuously drive their clone soldiers to distraction. Running themselves ragged, refusing treatment for injuries, pulling ridiculous stunts in the field! And the clones, well, they're running out of ideas. One clandestine meeting and a few discrete holonet searches later, they come up with a plan.
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- Part 1 of Caretaker!Clones
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The Little Prince by zoostitcher89 for chancecraz
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
14 Jan 2020
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Generously being allowed to play in chancecraz' sandbox. Inspired by "Of Queens, Knights, and Pawns." Probably won't make much sense unless you've read that fic. Which you should.
A time traveling Leia gives birth to Ben Solo again. She makes the decision she has to for the good of her son.
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Ob'ika by zoostitcher89
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
14 Oct 2019
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After a hard battle Obi-Wan has a hard time winding down. Cody helps.
Otherwise subtitled: I was having a hard time writing my other fic cause I couldn't nail down the dynamic on these two, so I wrote ahead, my hand slipped, and oops, porn happened. You're welcome.
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- Part 2 of Caretaker!Clones
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Jim Kirk has never let a top wrap a collar around his neck. Not ever. And Star Fleet is ok with that, even with him being a Captain, so long as he follows the rules and gets topped regularly. But when he's caught in flagrant violation of this rule, Spock swoops in and snaps Jim up, with a little help from McCoy.
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Bones takes good care of Jim, even when Jim might wish for a less careful guardian and lover. Then Spock happens.
The gratuitous spanking fic you didn't know you wanted. No explicit sex, but male/male relationships are depicted inside.
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Caretaker!Clones by zoostitcher89
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
08 Dec 2024
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“You’re not the birdy I’m looking for.” The man’s grin fades as he takes in the scene, slumping out of his triumphant stance with a disgruntled moan.
“I’m sorry, Duke, I’m gonna have to call you back. A clown just kicked my door down. For some reason,” Danny says into his phone, before hanging up and dropping it onto the counter next to him, despite Duke’s protests. He’s starting to get the impression that this isn’t the lighthearted joke he thought it was. He turns his attention towards the clown. “And you’re not the pizza delivery boy. Or, at least, I hope you’re not. Won’t be ordering from them again if you are.”When Danny finds a box just outside of his brand new Gotham apartment, he thinks nothing of it... until he opens it up to find a crushed taxidermy bird inside and a weird note signed only by a J. And then his door is kicked in by a clown. Why can't his life ever be simple?
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- Part 1 of the mail
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19 Jul 2026
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Danny Fenton is more than just a halfa - he's a meta, too. But when the portal both kills him and brings out the cat meta gene he didn't know he had, he discovers he's a catboy in both ghost and human forms. Now his parents think he's a ghost no matter what form he's in, and with every terrible day that goes by, he's treated a little more like the animal (monster) his parents think he is.
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Damian Wayne doesn't have the meta gene, but he definitely got the adoption one.or: danny recovers with his new family and learns how to be a boy, a ghost, and a cat
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19 Jul 2026
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The Leagues Phantom by FoofyFang
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, DCU, Justice League - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe, DCU (Comics), Wonder Woman - All Media Types
15 Jul 2026
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Danny Phantom followed the strange feeling he got and found himself among others. Older and stronger than him and definitely more experienced. But he was called to help and he would.
Valerie, Sam, Tucker, and Jazz are nearly ripping their hair out with all the new messes their reckless halfa is getting into with other super heroes.
Amity Park was cheering on their local hero as he became a hero of the world. The GiW and Fenton Parents were scowling and wondering how he fooled the Justice League.
The Ghost Zone knows he's their king but he doesn't know it yet. They all collectively agree to keep an eye out for the baby ghost king and make sure his new friends don't try anything stupid.
The Original Justice League members have no clue who this sassy dead child is but he's theirs now and they are trying to not have heart attacks with some of the things he says and does.
This should be interesting.
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Jason Todd inexplicably presents into a world where being an omega means being owned after being unpresented for years- and being perfectly fine with that. His biggest fears have become a reality and now he has to go back to the manor and join the pack if he doesn't want to die. He will have to accept himself and learn to live with his new reality as well as the challenges it will bring, but its cool, Jason is good at adapting, he is especially good at surviving -he may be fooling himself.
Between accepting a few hard truths with himself and becoming closer to his family as well as adjusting in his new role, he may finally stop being scared to be himself and for the first time ever find true happiness.
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Bookmarked by zoostitcher89
14 Jul 2026
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Jason's just happy to win the challenge fight against Dick. He doesn't think about what it means to be the Wayne Pack Head Omega until it starts happening around him. Until Bruce starts listening to him, until Damian comes to him for comfort, until Steph blushes when he helps adjust her stance. He's back in the pack, but this time there's even more.
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14 Jul 2026