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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    “It’s just practical,” Matt explained. “Don’t you wanna know what it feels like before we’re in the middle of it?”

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    28 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 8

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    Matt and Jay attempt to go to Anime North. It's another one of their classic plans, but Jay's been uncomfortable all morning.

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    28 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    I think viceland Jay acts like somebody who’s been in permanent chastity, so here’s a story (if you can call it that) exploring that. There’s gonna be at least four chapters.

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    28 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    Matt and Jay go out to a bar one night to chat up some girls, and have a few too many drinks.

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    27 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    Looking back, it was inevitable, really, that perhaps because you had spent so much of your lives locked in each other’s orbit, the space between your bodies would get confused. Somehow, whatever force that controlled the atoms of the universe, whether that be chemical reactions or God or beings from a different dimension that programmed you all into a simulator or something, finally lost track of who was supposed to be attached to which body, or even that there were supposed to be two separate bodies at all. Or maybe it was all a metaphor for penetration.

    Matt and Jay make a discovery.

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    27 Jun 2026