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Simon is great at multi-tasking. He can simultaneously make himself a sandwich, talk with his sister on the phone, toe out of his dingy sneakers and check his inbox on his laptop, no problem. Except when he opens the attachment on his latest email to find a 32 page non-disclosure agreement for his new client he proceeds to trip over his newly shed shoe, drop his sandwich face down onto his keyboard and exclaim ‘fuck’ into his poor sister’s ear. Apparently the multi-tasking could use some work.
Bookmarked by yrbabez
17 Feb 2026

