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Baby, It’s Cold Outside (Please, Keep Me Warm) by youcannotkillmeinawaythatmatters
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
13 Jan 2025
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“It’s magical, isn’t it?” Miss Holloway said, her tone so light it seemed innocent. “It almost doesn’t look real.”
Duke tore his gaze away from the scenery to give her a very pointed side-eye, “Now darlin’, just what exactly are you implying?”
“I didn’t imply anything,” she singsonged as an incredibly coy smile spread across her lovely face. “Whatever implication you got from my words is just your interpretation.”
In which Duke and Miss Holloway wake up to snow outside <3
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At Last by youcannotkillmeinawaythatmatters
Fandoms: Anne with an E (TV), Anne of Green Gables - L. M. Montgomery
30 Jul 2024
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Cole wasn't a stranger to completing projects last minute. Last year's College Algebra fiasco wasn't his proudest moment. But now that he's finally able to take classes related to his major, he wants to do it right. At least, that's what he thought. He'd just been informed his art was "missing something." Cole doesn't have a clue how to fix it, and the deadline for his Intro to Painting class' final project was quickly approaching.
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Crooked Grins and Upturned Eyebrows by youcannotkillmeinawaythatmatters
Fandoms: Anne with an E (TV), Anne of Green Gables - L. M. Montgomery
11 May 2022
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Gilbert Blythe. An enigma of sorts. Cole and Diana certainly had a good time watching Gilbert and Anne’s game of ‘will they-won’t they’. It was always fun sending Diana a secret smile and receiving an amused eye roll; all while Anne rambled on about whatever injustice Gilbert committed against her that day. They had a running tally of all the times Anne mentioned his name. The number was astronomically high. Cole had little personal experience with Gilbert. Other than… that incident.
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the slumber party initiative by ScarlettSwordMoon for lordwisteria
Fandoms: Batman and Robin (Comics), Batgirl (Comics), Batman (Comics)
28 Sep 2024
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Dick, Damian, and Steph are quarantined in the Bat-Bunker for twenty-four hours. A slumber party reveals many truths.
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13 Jul 2026
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Medvezhonok by lanyon for haipollai
Fandoms: Captain America (2011), The Avengers (2012), Thor (Movies)
01 May 2013
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The Winter Soldier is on the run and no one is more surprised than he is by the fact that he is accompanied by a little boy who seems convinced that he is his father:
“What’s that, Papa?”
Papa flinches and looks at Stefan. “It’s called a Kalashnikov,” he says, in a strange voice. “You’re not to touch it, okay?”
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12 Jul 2026
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Sparked Up Like a Book of Matches by Sena
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies)
03 Jun 2015
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Steve lives in Stark Tower and doesn't have much to do when he's not going after Hydra strongholds. He attends charity events to make Pepper happy. He goes hiking with Sam. He hangs out with Clint in Bed-Stuy and watches Dog Cops. Sometimes Tony gives him super alcohol in a sippy cup. Sometimes he sees Bucky out of the corner of his eye and wonders if it's real or if he's starting to lose his mind.
Alternately, the one with terrible jokes, a foot chase through the Lower East Side, and a tiny little robot named Shitcan.
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11 Jul 2026
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a flame in two cupped hands by notcaycepollard
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
06 Dec 2020
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05 Jul 2026
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not an end, but (the start of all things) by notcaycepollard
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies)
01 May 2019
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They keep driving, for lack of anything better to do. A mission, Sam had said, and maybe that's true; maybe wherever they're headed is the way out, the way up.
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05 Jul 2026