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  1. Summary

    It's a PODFUCKERY!

    a group of authors have all taken the same beginning and end of a story and filled in their own delicious middles.... and they don't know who's going to be narrating them!

    A group of podficcers have each been given a story to narrate.... and they don't know who wrote them!

    Join us through the month of December as we take a journey through nearly 40 different creators!

    Hosted by 1happydaiz, BabyKraken, and ghostalservice!

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  2. Summary

    Modern AU set primarily in the rural Southwestern US at a horse ranch/B&B/farm-to-table restaurant owned by Stede Bonnet and run by the usual crew.

    Heavy focus on Oluwande's and Jim's POVs, with entries for other crew in the mix. There's some plot, but not so much that you couldn't dip in and read whatever interests you. A little fluff, a little angst. No smut but one sexy M-rated entry.

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  3. Summary

    Stede Bonnet was hanging onto his family's legacy food media publication by a thread. YouTube celebrity chef Ed Teach was looking to make a big career shift. They fell so hard for each other that they didn't see the mutiny a-brewing... but that turned out to be the biggest opportunity of all.

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    Kitchen Mistakes & How To Avoid Them kicks us off with a novel-length, plot-heavy, occasionally angsty story of how everything came to be. The rest of the series, I expect, will be fluffier one-shots centered on various characters cooking. (There's one E-rated fic in the series, but mostly this isn't smutty.)

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  1. Public Bookmark 14

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    Recent divorcé Stede Bonnet and long-time Portland bar owner Ed Teach don't know each other, but they're on a collision course. It all starts with a clothing swap.

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    17 Jun 2026

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  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    The crew gathers to watch their favorite weird nature documentary series and is surprised when they recognize some of the wildlife.

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  3. Public Bookmark 14

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    All retired startup founder Ed Teach wants is to be there for his best friend in his time of need. Too bad Stede's ghosting him.

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    17 Jun 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Finally, at 42, pop star Edward Teach is about to get his fairytale ending. He’s got the perfect guy—handsome, kind, patient, and most importantly: crazy about Ed. When his boyfriend proposes, it should be an easy yes, yes, a million times yes! There’s just one problem. Ed’s kinda sorta already married, and he hasn’t spoken to the guy in seventeen years. 

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    10 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 62

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    1972. Ed Teach meets Stede Bonnet in a gay bar. He's the perfect man-- or he would be, if it weren't for one thing.

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    01 Jan 2026