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Grace points at the five tentacles.
“So. Normally these are inside of you. But they have some length to them, if they’re able to reach outside of your body entirely like this. Do…? I mean, has any Eridian tried putting them into another like, Eridian, or…?”
Rocky squeaks, a rush of air from his vents in a short burst. Scandalized.
“Put inside!? No no no. Disgust! Grace think like pervert! No no no.”
“It was an innocent question! Humans put their penises in any hole that can fit! Even stuff that isn’t alive, like, food or—”
Another squeal, this time Rocky stands on three legs. His two limbs used currently for his arms wave erratically.
“Perverted! Perverted! Perverted! Grace disgust! All human species disgust!”
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15 Jul 2026
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Dr. Exophile or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Rock by gangstabilbo
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
11 Jul 2026
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Bored on the journey back to Earth Ryland remembers masturbation exists, then his old roommate moves back in and things get Awkward.
or: Rocky learns about Grace's ability to masturbate and totally doesn't get jealous over that.
or: Two nerds jerk each other off.
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13 Jul 2026
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Steve and Dustin are private investigators who use their job as a cover to track down pieces of Mindflayer flesh that appear on the black market. Then Steve gets kidnapped by smugglers as leverage to force Dustin to return one such piece of Mindflayer flesh. One problem: they've already destroyed it.
The story takes place a decade after the events of the show. Dustin and Steve are in an established romantic relationship. Please note that the plot is a thinly veiled excuse for kidnapping, whump, and copious hurt/comfort.
Written as a gift.
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05 Jul 2026
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Steve’s childhood trauma is unearthed and Jim is there to help him through it.
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22 Jun 2026
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"Eddie, I need you to lick his wounds. Now."
The words hung in the air, absurd and laced with deadly urgency. Eddie froze, his mouth falling open in total disbelief. His eyebrows shot up, nearly disappearing beneath his unruly bangs. He looked at Nancy, then at Steve—who had also opened his eyes wide despite the pain—and then back at Nancy. Robin, from the background, let out a choked sound, a gasp of surprise.
"What?" Eddie managed, a disbelieving, nervous laugh catching in his throat. He shook his head, curls bouncing. "Are you shitting me, Wheeler? No way in hell am I licking Harrington."
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20 Jun 2026