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Inclement Weather by wordsthatbeginwithz for septemberbells
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Sep 2025
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Poppy Pomfrey and Rolanda Hooch have never seen eye to eye on Quidditch safety, especially when the weather takes a turn for the worse.
Written for HP Drizzle Fest 2025.
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A Werewolf Walks into a Wedding by wordsthatbeginwithz
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Jun 2025
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+1 needed for a wedding:
• Muggleborns encouraged to apply.
• No sex stuff, purely an arm candy gig. (Good looks not required).
• Must be thick skinned
• Pays 800 galleons
• Address owl to Sirius Black.
---Written for Moony's Midlife Crisis Fest 2025's prompt A79: "Remus answers an ad in the paper, offering payment in exchange for agreeing to be a date to a wedding. Little did he know that he would be thrown into the Black family chaos".
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Sea Shanties for a Sick Day by wordsthatbeginwithz
Fandoms: She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018)
27 Sep 2020
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In a pirate MMO, Sea Hawk finds a woman with the most enchanting voice he’s ever heard. What’s he to do when the day comes that he can’t sing her romantic sea shanties over voice chat?
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Finally, that gets a flush out of Mobius, just a hint of pink around the collar. “Last time I checked, that would fall under the category of sex.”
“Oh, come on,” Loki scoffs, “don’t be ridiculous. Even corporate shills masturbate. It’s good for morale.” A passing drone glares at them and Loki winks at her. Mobius looks definitely uncomfortable now. Loki squints. “Do you have genitals?”
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Apparently there’s no sex in the TVA, so Loki’s going to bother Mobius about it – for entertainment and tactical reasons only, of course.
Takes place during the first two episodes somehow
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- Part 1 of The Infinity-Year-Old Virgin
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18 Apr 2026
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September 1982
The war is over. Voldemort was defeated on October 31, 1981. Regulus Black discovered Voldemort’s horcruxes and informed the Order of the Phoenix, which destroyed them. When Voldemort arrived on Halloween to kill baby Harry, the Order was standing by, ready to kill him first.
Almost a year later, the Marauders and their friends are rebuilding their lives.
Everything is going well for Sirius Black.
Everything but love.OR
Sirius Black is great at sex but shit at relationships. Remus Lupin is an amazing boyfriend, but not so great at sex. Could these best friends learn from each other? Platonically, of course.Series
- Part 1 of Language Lessons
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13 Nov 2025
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Truly, Baldly, Deeply by astralsunshine for goldenprophet, tealeavesandtrash
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Aug 2025
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Remus shaves his head and is now bald. Sirius absolutely hates it. Until one day, he doesn't.
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- Part 1 of Reggmus Multiverse
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01 Nov 2025
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“Moony… you’re not a disease. You’re a boy. And I’m not asking you to bite me. Just to kiss, if you feel the same way I do.”
Given a hundred years, Lily never would have imagined hearing anything so vulnerable coming out of Sirius Black’s mouth. She blushed at the soft words not even directed at her.
“That’s like playing with the barrel of a loaded gun.”
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A reluctant Wolfstar love story told through multiple POVs
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26 Sep 2025
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love in the afternoon. by diamondmeadows for magicbeings
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Aug 2025
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When Remus hauled the last box over the threshold of a picturesque cottage in Cotswolds less than two years ago, he thought it was the last time he had to move. For a long time or perhaps ever.
Well, as it turns out, it wasn’t forever nor even for a particularly long time.
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Written for a prompt for Moony Midlife Crisis Fest:
Our little pathetic Remus is going through a rough divorce, and he ends up crashing at his best mates’ house — James and Sirius, who are an established couple. James and Sirius are trying to cheer him up and one thing leads to another…- Language:
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14 Aug 2025