wizardcatwhimsy
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your ivy grows and now i'm covered by goldenthunderstorms, wizardcatwhimsy
Fandoms: The Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue Series - Mackenzi Lee
01 Jan 2023
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I know logically that there is no good reason to cheat on your husband, no matter how insufferable he is or how much you despise each other. But my marriage to Richard wasn’t about love or commitment. I know that. He knows that so some extent. I don’t think he would be pleased, as he’s always been a little too possessive for my tastes, but he wouldn’t be devastated. In fact, he would probably jump at the chance to divorce me on such solid grounds.
I just have to decide if that’s a risk I’m willing to take.
Percy breaks our kiss, smiling against my lips as he rubs the nape of my neck. I find myself leaning forward, chasing his mouth with mine. He laughs a little but indulges me with another kiss. His hand on my neck goes to my hair. Every touch is so gentle that I never want him to stop touching me. I want to be covered by him and his soft kisses.
As a last-ditch resort, Henry marries his childhood enemy-with-benefits Richard Peele. In need of a distraction from his tumultuous marriage, he joins a local Shakespeare production where he forms an unexpected, and risky, connection with a member of the orchestra.
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Resonant Echoes by wizardcatwhimsy for pinstripedJackalope
Fandoms: The Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue Series - Mackenzi Lee
24 Dec 2021
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Monty finds a ghost. It's not at all what he's expecting.
Or: How two queer dumbasses fall in love from almost 300 years apart.
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The Eleventh Hour by lady_flash, wizardcatwhimsy
Fandoms: The Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue Series - Mackenzi Lee
10 Nov 2021
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Monty Montague is going to the World Cup. Percy Newton thought the hardest part was behind them.
(Or, what happened after The Beautiful Game.)
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- Part 3 of Rainbow Laces Universe
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my love would burn with me by wizardcatwhimsy
Fandoms: The Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue Series - Mackenzi Lee
16 Oct 2021
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Monty's thoughts after Percy gets shot in Lady's Guide, over time.
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for fear your grace should fall by wizardcatwhimsy
Fandoms: The Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue Series - Mackenzi Lee
06 Oct 2021
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"Truthfully, Monty hadn’t wanted to come back. But two months out of rehab, the medical bills had started piling up, and his mother finally pulled herself together and decided to leave, but she hadn’t the forethought to get a job or save any money or even try to get a lawyer, and he felt a certain obligation to pay for some of it. And there weren’t nearly as many job offers as the producer thought. When your only redeeming quality is ruined, it’s harder to get on TV. Monty’s never seen a sex symbol who looks like half of his face has been run over by a flaming truck, and there’s only so much makeup artists can do. So here he is, pretending like he’s not begging for his old job back."
Monty is a professional dancer on TV's 'Nine to Jive' who's only in it for the money. Percy is an indie singer-songwriter who really wasn't even expecting to get picked. They're bad at communicating but good at dancing. Please excuse me while I project.
(my draft is called *aggressively cries over trans percy and dancing competitions*)
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Rainbow Laces Universe by lady_flash, wizardcatwhimsy
Fandom The Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue Series - Mackenzi Lee
10 Nov 2021
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Percy Newton is the new centre back for legendary Premier League team Wratham United. Henry "Monty" Montague is their incredibly famous (and infamous) star striker. They meet. They connect. Secrets start to come out.
(Or, a beloved— to me anyway— football au.)
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demi percy oneshots by wizardcatwhimsy
Fandom The Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue Series - Mackenzi Lee
17 Feb 2021
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wiege by hrchfnt
Fandoms: とんがり帽子のアトリエ | Tongari Boushi no Atelier | Witch Hat Atelier (Manga)
24 Apr 2026
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This man is the only person in the world to know how Qifrey felt about this. The only person in the world Qifrey’s spoken to about how he wishes he could carve his blasted womb out of his body and feed it to scalewolves, when they were young and Qifrey came of age and bled through his robes and sobbed, humiliated and angry.
Bookmarked by wizardcatwhimsy
07 Jul 2026
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Two and a Half Days in Zadash in Early Summer by bearperson for nsfwildflower
Fandoms: Critical Role: Exandria (Web Series), Critical Role Exandrian Universe, Critical Role: Campaign 2 - The Mighty Nein (Web Series)
12 Jan 2026
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“Oh, babe, I don’t need all that!” she said quickly – and that made the smile slide from Yasha’s face like an avalanche. Beau would have punched herself in the face, if she wasn’t worried about permanent nose damage. She knew what her fists could do.
Yasha didn’t move away from her but she went eerily stiff.
„Don’t you?“ she asked quietly. „Maybe you don’t, Beau. I never really know what you need because you won’t tell me.“
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22 Feb 2026
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"It’s a beautiful day at the Soltryce Academy—the sky is vibrant and the trees rustle with the gentlest of winds as Caleb begins his impromptu Transmutation lecture outside. From the building on the edge of the grounds he hears a muffled bell tolling for fifth period. Somewhere in the distance, a student begins to whistle.
At that moment, Caleb feels at peace.
At that moment, a Purple Worm bursts forth from the soil directly in front of him, and all of his plans for a pleasant afternoon are promptly dashed."
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Caleb and Essek have finally settled down - more or less. While the beloved and somewhat eccentric Professor Widogast is busy inciting small student-scale riots and teaching tiny wizards morals, Essek spends his days lounging around the house, drinking wine and experimenting with the exotic concept of 'cooking his own meals'. They are pretty sure life is great - until two pre-teen assassins crash-land into the middle of the Soltryce Academy and demand the former Shadowhand be surrendered to their custody. What are the two internationally in/famous mages to do? The answer will shock absolutely no one.- Language:
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13 Feb 2026
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Two Hearts, Born to Run by seeingreverse
Fandoms: Critical Role: Exandria (Web Series), The Mighty Nein (Cartoon)
23 Jan 2026
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In a shocking display, the unfamiliar drow began to speak Zemnian: “Entschuldigung, aber mein Zemnisisch ist nicht gut genug für dieses wichtige Gespräch." He took one step closer, in small increments as if approaching a wild animal. “Bren.”
“How-” His throat caught as his heart seized. Fuck. He’d already slipped up. Master Ikithon was going to be furious. “No, you have the wrong-”
“No need to lie.” The elf lifted his palm. His violet eyes caught Bren’s frantic gaze, and he visibly came to a decision. “Bren, you are suffering from acute psychic temporal displacement. I highly suspect it is due to a magical experiment we just performed.”
“Amnesia,” he translated. “You- You’re saying I have amnesia. Memory loss.”
(Bren Ermundrud wakes up twenty years later and finds a Kryn drow living in his home)
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06 Feb 2026
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When he imagined dying it was usually about his mistakes catching up to him, a kind of justice. Not like this.
Essek gets snatched by some people who have been looking to capture him. But possibly not looking for Essek Thelyss, specifically.
Bookmarked by wizardcatwhimsy
04 Feb 2026