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I've got sunshine by wildlyconfusingaffairs for Crazybooklady
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Jun 2026
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Remus and Narcissa have been together quite some time and with a little help from Teddy, Remus is ready to propose.
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Happy Birthday to our Slytherin Prince!
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Harry gets Draco a birthday present
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May Flowers by wildlyconfusingaffairs for EscapeInMyBookshelf
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 May 2026
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Microfics for the month of May - 50 words or less.
Prompts by @escapeinmybookshelf
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Theo and Hermione have been friends since 8th year. They've also had some very complicated feelings and relationship. Will Hermione pick him or will she marry Ron?
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Pansy Parkinson has a secret.
One that is now 14 and a brillant plant loving smart as a whip Hufflepuff.
Pansy and Theo who have been married just as long would do anything to protect their daughter but things are about to change when a rather handsome snake slayer takes over as the Herbology Professor.
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On the night of October 31, 1981, Bellatrix made a choice. She chose her family.
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19 Jun 2026
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Bellatrix was seventeen the first time she met Lord Voldemort.
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19 Jun 2026
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Ride & Seek by VerseandVictoire for coldbrewcalico
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Apr 2025
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What do Quidditch players and mechanical bull riders have in common?
They both know how to ride.
And Pansy doesn’t really care about the overlap, so long as Viktor Krum decides to let her ride next.
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19 Jun 2026
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The war ended years ago, but peace never truly arrived with it.
When the Ministry announces the Pelagic Isle Settlement Initiative, a controversial voluntary relocation program designed for witches and wizards seeking distance from the expectations of the post-war world, Hermione Granger applies immediately.
Draco Malfoy joins because staying feels worse.
Alongside old friends, former enemies, fractured families, and people who no longer know who they are outside survival, they arrive on a remote island meant to offer something dangerously unfamiliar: the chance to begin again.
Slowly, the settlement becomes more than an experiment. Homes are built. Crops grow. Shared dinners turn strangers into neighbors. Lives once defined by war begin reshaping themselves into something softer.
And somewhere between quiet mornings, rainstorms, and poetry with no names attached, Draco finds himself unable to stop writing about a bushy haired witch.
Some came looking for peace.
Others came because they no longer knew how to live without war.Bookmarked by wildlyconfusingaffairs
19 Jun 2026
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Hogwarts: Professors Behaving Inappropriately by GildedGranger
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jun 2026
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Hogwarts begins the new school year with what Headmistress McGonagall can only describe as a catastrophic staffing decision.
The faculty roster includes:
– one emotionally compromised Harry Potter
– one alarmingly attractive Draco Malfoy
– one newly hired Hermione Granger
– several former war heroes with absolutely no business being left unsupervised around teenagersAs Minerva reviews the staff lineup for the year ahead, it quickly becomes apparent that Hogwarts is no longer an educational institution so much as a deeply unstable workplace comedy waiting to happen.
Between Ginny and Draco’s psychotic Quidditch rivalry, Theo Nott attempting illegal rune experiments, George Weasley requesting permission to weaponize fireworks, and half the faculty apparently dating each other—
McGonagall is moments away from early retirement.
Unfortunately, the true problem sitting quietly in the middle of the disaster is Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger existing in the same castle again for the first time since the war.
And judging by the ominous feeling settling over Hogwarts—
this year is about to become everyone’s problem.
*Updates every Thursday*
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19 Jun 2026