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    Now, someone walked into the room. A boy, awkwardly standing at the side of his bed, looking over him worriedly. His hair was brown and scruffy, and he had big baby doe eyes and a yellow-and-blue horizontally-striped shirt like a cartoon character. The window was lighting him up like he was important to Mike’s narrative. The curtains are blue, thought Mike, this boy is light. I love metaphors. Maybe he was high on the pain meds. Upon seeing him, Mike felt a great affection, a great peace. Plus, he had long eyelashes. Mike almost giggled to himself. He was definitely a little high.

    “Hi.” breathed Mike.

    “Hi.” he said, hesitating.

    “We’re friends?” Mike asked hopefully.

    Or: During the Party's final battle with Vecna, Mike is gravely injured and loses his memories. He wakes up in a hospital only remembering a handful of inconsequential little things, like how much he loves a boy who seems like light.

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    11 May 2026

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    Max
    15 bucks says we know by the end of june

    my stalker
    Whoa someone’s confident

    dustin
    you guys are not seriously betting on this

    dustin
    how bored are you????

    el
    Very

    dustin
    fine 10 bucks says nothing’s going on between them and you’re all insane 

    my stalker
    Are we bad people for betting on this 

    dustin
    probably 

    Or: The party (and some special guests) place bets on whether or not Will and Mike are together.

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    30 Apr 2026

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    That seems to click something in the woman’s head, because in three seconds flat, she’s pulling her helmet back and staring her dark eyes dead into Will’s.

    Will’s eyes widen and he hears Jane’s shocked gasp beside him.

    Underneath the helmet, underneath all the scars and jagged lines, stares back—

    “I am Michaela Childress, firstborn daughter of House Acer, Sworn Paladin to the Kingdom of Holkins, and Right Hand to the Queen Regent.” She seethes, the hard line in her jaw tightening as she glowers at Will. “The Queen Regent, whose face you have adapted as your own.”

    Okay, so it’s not just him.

    This woman clearly looks like Mike.

    (or, the one where michaela childress is all but a lonely paladin that misses her wife so much that she risks her life, jumps into an unknown portal, and inadvertently causes distress and awakens realizations among the local populace.)

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    04 Apr 2026

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    r/DnD
    u/MWpaladin commented on “Can’t tell the difference between sorcerers and…” posted by u/LionsandTigers7 on r/DnD

    u/MWpaladin: Are you an actual idiot? Sorcerers and wizards are hardly even comparable. It’s not ‘the same thing’ in the slightest. A sorcerer’s magic doesn’t even come from a book of spells, their powers are INNATE. Maybe go back to third fucking grade before you ever try and DM a campaign of your own. Jesus Christ. Another important differentiation to note is… [expand]

    Or: a long, very long, retrospective of Mike’s reddit history.

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    03 Mar 2026

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    Sir Michael tilted his head, squinting at Will. Without warning, his hand came to cup Will's cheek, turning his skin at least ten degrees warmer. "He looks like you," Sir Michael continued, "and he has your name. Your moles, too."

    His thumb came down to brush the mole over Will's top lip. The touch felt soft, strangely reverent. "My— moles?"

    Mike had the same sentiment, albeit with more displeasure. "His moles?"

    Will makes a wish. Sir Michael the Brave comes to fulfill it, but Mike Wheeler makes his wish come true.

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    22 Feb 2026