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This was not part of Draco Malfoy's plans. He did not expect this when he adjusted his cuff-links that morning before floo'ing to the Ministry. He has barely been at work for more than a couple of hours when he is summoned to St. Mungo's, as his friend's medical proxy. Sure, he learns that Theo will be just fine the moment he arrives, but he is still rather incensed because of Theo's carelessnes. And then he got lost in one of the wards, and grew less than impressed with the medical staff, but that is neither here nor there.
The point is; Fuck Theo.
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- Part 1 of Fucking EVERYONE At Some Point
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31 May 2026
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Inspired by the cliché challenge, Draco Malfoy is made Head Boy and is horrified to find that Hermione Granger is Head Girl. Draco decides the only thing that would make the situation bearable is to seduce the little know-it-all. He comes up with a foolproof plan - but does he really know the Gryffindor Princesses as well as he thinks? At least Draco can control every detail of the seduction - or can he?
I am attempting Draco’s point of view, so be prepared for foul language, immaturity, and preoccupation with sex. This is what Draco sounds like in my head. :-)
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04 May 2026
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Draco Malfoy’s Ledger of Perceived Slights by MagicOrMayhem
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Mar 2026
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VOTED 'TOP 10 FIC OF 2026' by DRAMIONEUNCENSORED
Voted 'Stand Out' in 6 categories >> Best Draco, Best Hermione, Best New Fic Completed in 2026, Best Smut, Soulmates/Magical Bonds & Hogwarts Era
Draco Malfoy is back at Hogwarts for eighth year.
Unfortunately for him, so is Hermione Granger.
So, during potion’s class—as Hermione flies through Advanced N.E.W.T-level Potions work—Draco makes lists, reminding himself of all the reasons he hates her…
And maybe a few reasons he doesn’t.
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Tiktok + Instagram: @magicormayhem
PODFIC by Candlelight_Narrations may be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/84266046
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06 Apr 2026
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The Wedding Pact by AuraMarley, coldbrewcalico, Deerhound_22
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Jul 2025
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Being Ginny’s Maid of Honour would have been easy… if the Best Man weren’t Draco Malfoy.
Hermione laughed through her nose. “So what do you say? Should we form a wedding pact?”
“A what?”
“A wedding pact,” she repeated. “We promise to be friendly–”
“Civil,” Draco corrected.
“Tolerant. Just until the ‘I do’s.’” She held out her hand. “Deal?”
He looked at her hand for a beat. Then, draining his glass, he muttered, “Oh what the hell,” and with an eyeroll, he reached out and shook it.
“Granger, you’ve got yourself a wedding pact.”
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01 Apr 2026
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“We can pretend,” she whispers, tugging on him. “Like we used to.”
Or: a step-sibling incest AU.
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20 Mar 2026