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Naruto accidentally sends the wrong video to Sasuke–it's the one he intended to upload on OnlyFans. All hell breaks loose. | SNS, modern AU
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16 Jul 2026
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“You’re mooning over a guy who only talks to you to send you pictures of his… member! You don’t think that’s weird?”
“Not particularly?” Naruto ignored Sakura’s disapproving glare. “I mean, he only sends them ‘cause I ask… If anything, I’m the weird one.”
“You’re both weird,” Sakura decided and rolled her eyes, calling over the waiter to ask for the check.
---(Or the one where Naruto receives biweekly dick pics from a one night stand & is set up with his boss' son)
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16 Jul 2026
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“A guy won 80 percent of the polls this year. Including both Konoha’s Legendary Dick and Lay,” he begins, and his smirk widens considerably when his eyes settle on Naruto, who moved to take a gulp of his water bottle. “And his name is Sasuke Uchiha.”
He chokes. Hard. Water and spit fly out of his mouth, right down the shirt he just put on. Naruto covers his mouth, heaving with the power of his coughs, and weakly glares at a very smug Nara Shikamaru.
Lee’s round, innocent eyes glimmer like he unlocked all the secrets of the earth. It’s weirdly enthusiastic. “Isn’t that the guy you always want to beat up in your English-”
“What t-the fuck,” Naruto croaks after he feels like he can breathe. “What-”
Or, also known as that one time Naruto found out the whole University is obsessed with Sasuke's dick, so he makes it his mission to claim it for himself. Literally.
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16 Jul 2026
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Just SasuNaru smut
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"Mates" and "Rejection" were words Naruto hated the most.
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